fortunately, unfortunately.

[Some Random Kid]

Okay, so the rules are as follow. There isn't any rules just look at the demo.

"unfortunately i feel down a cliff"
Next Post...
"fortunately you land safely"
Next Post...
"unfortunately both your legs are broken" and so on...

Ok, so we are gunna start off this...


I got out of bed this morning...
unfortunately I cracked my head open on the door.

If there is a game like this already on the forums lock this one.

[Shalashaska]

I don't think so....

Fortunately your dad is a doctor, and he bandages it up.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunately the bandages are pink and you look like a pansy.

[Scuffles]

fortunately you're comfortable with that because you are a pansy.

[tima]

Unfortunately, your boss isn't, and he fires you.

[Scuffles]

Meh, I'll go again. Because I can.

Fortunately, whilst tearing off your shirt outside your ex-workplace with rage, someone spots you and immediately hires you to be a professional stripper at their club.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunately it is at a gay club.

[Gonk]

unfortunately it's a gay club

[feeshy]

Fortunately you've been trying to come to terms with your sexuality and this is the turning point that convinces you you're gay.

[Bappel]

Unfortunately your bonghole cant take erything.

[Shalashaska]

Fortunately you're ugly.

[Vercci]

Unfortunatley that big fat guy walking towards you is too

[The Mna]

Fortunately, he was actually heading over to the snack bar behind you.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunatley he pops and you get cought in the blast.

[The Mna]

Fortunately, you remembered your umbrella.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunatley it diddn't open in time.

[The Mna]

Fortunately, it does seem to serve some use as it seems it's about to rain outside.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunatley it is acid rain so it burn it.

[The Mna]

Fortunately, the acid burns away the imperfections in your skin (all of your skin actually, but who needs skin?)

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunatley you get such perfect skin you feel you never need to take a shower again so you don't, over time you start to smell again.

[The Mna]

Fortunately, people like the smell.

[Rook]

unfortunatly, people like the smell so much you become more attractive than Lynx (or Axe, for the non-British). Yes this is a bad thing because you're GAY, remember?

[Some Random Kid]

fortunatley it wore off and u become a normal smelling person.

[The Mna]

Unfortunately, the smell of normal people has an effect on you.

[tima]

Fortunately, the effect is that it makes your penis super huge.

Yay, tima saves the day with a big penis joke

[Bappel]

Unfortunately it grows so big that it burst into million pieces and gets eaten by a dog.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, the dog vomits it up.

[tima]

What's fortunate about a dog vomiting penis?

Anyways:

Unfortunately, you still have no penis.

[Some Random Kid]

Fortunately it was always your dream to be a woman.

[Shalashaska]

Unfortunately you can't stop bitching.

[tima]

Fortunately a sane person tells you that having no penis doesn't make you a woman, just a horrid freak, and you stop bitching.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunately as you came to terms with having no penis someone hits you over the head with a cricket bat.

[Scott The Dick]

fortunately you wake up from the cricket bat shot to the head. unfortunately you get massive brain damage and you're now a full fledged retard and plan to compete in the special olympics and lose.

[tima]

fortunately you wake up from the cricket bat shot to the head. unfortunately you get massive brain damage and you're now a full fledged retard and plan to compete in the special olympics and lose.

Yeah you're only supposed to do one, not both unfortunate and fortunate.

Anyways,

Fortunately, they give you a consolation prize, consisting of a new regular brain and a free transplant.

[Rook]

Unfortunately the free transplant is performed by a russian monkey with fake medical degrees.

[Shalashaska]

Fortunately, he's more advanced than any human and makes you smarter then before.

[Tiode]

Unfortunately, you now have an unquenchable thirst for banana smoothies. Thus, you exhaust the worlds banana supply.

[Emptyspraycan]

Fortunately you now grew bananas, and because they were they were the only ones left in the world, they were worth millions.

[tima]

Unfortunately, you lost it all in a drinking game.

[paresol]

Fortunately, you found a penny on the floor.

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, it was glued to the floor.

[Some Random Kid]

Fortunately there was a 10£ note on the floor next to it so you pocket that :)

[paresol]

Unfortunately it was actually a bomb, and you end up exploding China.

[RadioactiveHam]

Fortunately the China that you ended up exploding was only worth about £5 anyway

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, Chinas goverment comes and beats you to near death.

[RadioactiveHam]

Fortunately on your way to the hospital you find a case full of Euros

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, the money is all ripped and completely wothless.

[Tiode]

fortunately, you have cellotape to stick them back together

[RadioactiveHam]

Unfortunately You stick them back together incorrectly...

[tima]

Fortunately, putting it incorrectly a certain way created a treasure map.

[RadioactiveHam]

Unfortunately it's one of the ones you find on the side of kids meals...

[tima]

Fortunately, it seems those maps lead to real treasure, but nobody bothers to actually try.

[Gonk]

unfortunately the treasure is guarded by a dragon,

[Nox__]

fortunately the dragon is gay and would never hurt anything living.

[tima]

It would, however, hurt dead things, so he kills you and then sexually violates you. (That's unfortunately. Unless you're a gay reverse-necrophiliac that likes dragon beasiality. Then it's awesome!)

[johnny homicide]

fortunately, the raping of a dragon revives people from the dead so you get up and start hitting him with the curled up treasure map

[Hydralisk]

Unfortunately the dragon isn't hurt by it, and eats you.

[Some Random Kid]

fortunately his mouth takes you to happy land.

[Smidge91]

Unfortuantely Happy Land is where Hitler lives.

[archbishop_josh]

Fortunatly Hitler has seen the error of his ways and has become a contestant on Happy Lands Big Brother, along with Stalin, Johnny Cash, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix.

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately they force you to enter Big Brother.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, the house explodes before you enter.

[Hydralisk]

Unfortunately you were caught in the explosion

[Qu1f]

Fourtuantly the bomb was only a paint bomb and you only get covered in paint

(weird 1)

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, the paint melts your face off.

[Some Random Kid]

Fortunately, your Michael Jackson so you have 1 more face.

[hoopsdo]

unfortunately, its in the laundry

[Emptyspraycan]

Fortunately, a Monkey jumps down and says ''hello I are your GUIDE MONKEY''.

[Kardum31]

Unfortunately the effects of the drugs have begun to wear off, and you no longer see the monkey.

[tima]

Fortunately, it seems you have robbed a bank under the influence, because your pockets are full of cash.

[Joe G]

Unfortunately you are arrested by Shaft and sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Btw this is taken straight off the Tracy Beaker tv show :p

[Super Weebl]

Fortunately you enjoy the showers, and come out of prison a new man

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately you are actually a turtle.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, you are a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately you swing your swords chopping off your legs

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, the legs grow back.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately they are womans legs and you are looked upon as a gay teenage mutant ninja turtle.

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunately, they grow back as arms.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, the arms are awesome at fapping.

[beefs... lol]

fortunately they are twice as strong as regular arms and have lots of tatoos on

[Small Fry]

(reply to Mister Qwerty) unfortunately, your tiny manhood comes off in your hands

[Qu1f]

Fortunatly it was plastic anyway.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately it was your only means of getting a girlfriend.

[Small Fry]

fortunately you were a girl anyway and it was all a practical joke

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately it was the 50's

[tima]

Fortunately, in the fifties, being a girl that just got out of prison that has four arms and used to have a plastic penis is incredibly attractive, and you quickly become a supermodel

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately in a super model contest to defend your title. Obviously you won but later got shot through the heart with a revolver by one of the losers.

[Rook]

Fortunately your bad grammar gets in the way of the bullet, and you're are still alive.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately the bullet explodes in a cloud of poisonos gas choking you instantley.

[Some Random Kid]

fortunately you find a gas mask on the floor.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately it has gas inside

[Scuffles]

fortunately its happy smiley fun time gas that makes everything rose coloured.

[beefs... lol]

unfortunately you start to realise that it kills 20million brian sells an hour

[magmo25]

fortunatly, you have 40 million brain cells

[tima]

Unfortunately, you like the smell, so you stick around for 2 hours and all your brain cells are "killed".

[beefs... lol]

fortunately you have 3 brains and pull the gas mask off before killing yourself.

[tima]

Unfortunately, there is still poisonous gas in the room (not following the story, are we?!), and you really like the song that's being played so you stick around.

[beefs... lol]

Fortunately the gas went at the time your 1st brain died.

[Scuffles]

(OK, I'm confused)

Unfortunately your decreased brain capacity makes you think you're a goldfish, and you splash about until you fall into a local sewage treatment resevoir.

[beefs... lol]

Fortunately you come to your senses climb out using a ladder =.


(I'm also getting confused)

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, you have poo on your face. (Idiot...)

[Some Random Kid]

fortunately something really good happens!

(You have lost me)

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, that thing is bad for you.

[Some Random Kid]

fortunately it was so bad other people feel sorry for you and give you money.

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, the money is from old people so it's pratically worthless.

[beefs... lol]

Fortunately you can sell it to museums for hundreds of pounds 'cos it has been past down generations

[Some Random Kid]

Unfortunately it is all fake so you get killed by the museums

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, those hundreds of pounds are stolen by a hoodie wearing kangaroo, thus starting a series of pointless films.

[beefs... lol]

fortunately you get brought back from the dead in the future as your body was preserved by being pickled.

[tima]

Unfortunately, you now smell like pickles and people are trying to eat you.

[paresol]

So you wear a sign round your neck saying "I'm a veggie burger" and you are, fortunately, sent to a mental asylum. Which is fortunate because the food is grrrreat!

[beefs... lol]

unfortunately though you have to share a room with three very strange men who sniff you when you sleep

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, you are quickly dismissed.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately you have been dismissed for a moved to the room of fire for 6 days while decoraters paint the room.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, the fire is cold.

[RadioactiveHam]

Unfortunately you fall through a trapdoor which takes you to the room of drowning and Zombies...

[Krauser]

fortunately you have a gun and you blow a hole in the glass wall.

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, you get a shard of glass stuck in your pen0r.

[Krauser]

Fortunately you lost your pen0r earlier.

[Some Random Kid]

Unfortunately, you remember losing your pen0r and get depressed and start going emo.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly bright colours make you see sense and you become a hippy.

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, you get incredibly sick of tofu and die.

[beefs... lol]

fortunately You get brought back to life by aliens on venus

[tima]

Unfortunately, there's no breathable air in venus (and the atmosphere is extremely thick), so you quickly die again (re-die?)

[beefs... lol]

Fortunately you are immortal so you carry on dying until the air on Venus becomes breathable.

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, it never does.

[RadioactiveHam]

Fortunately you are rescued and taken back to Earth

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately Earth has been blown up.

[RadioactiveHam]

Fortunately you manage to grab onto a rocket and climb inside, survive, build your own society,be named King and change your name to Jim731 the Powerful

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, you are not all that powerful, so someone hits you really hard in the toe.

[Oi Scout]

fortunatly, you able to spark them in the face with a metal pole.

[Qu1f]

Unfourtunatly the pole was made of murcury (a liqud metal) and does no damage what so ever

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, this was a backwards civilization, so what is considered, 'No pain.' To us, is actually death to them.

[Qu1f]

Unfourtunatly some clever sod worked out the other way and began to rebel.

[by crikey!]

dammit!

fortuntely he died of an ear infection.

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortnately, there was still a rebellion.

[Scuffles]

fortunately it was now a rebellion against ear infections, which you don't much care for anyway.

[Qu1f]

Unfourtunatly you know have an ear infection.

[Small Fry]

fortunately, the racket the rebellion makes clears out your ear before you get lynched.

[Dr Phil]

Unfourtunatly you obtain AIDS off of a rent boy.

[tima]

Fortunately, a cure for AIDS is discovered.

[Small Fry]

Unfortunately, the cure is a couple of hard slaps around the ears and you get ear infection again.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly its only in one year, and you were deaf in that ear any way..


/// I think someone needs to do a summary sometime.

[Dr Phil]

Unfortunately, the all the bugs eat all the plants.

[Qu1f]

Fourtualty because you are in a space ship there are no plants so the bugs die.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, Carbon Sniper dies.

[Qu1f]

unfourtunatly there is not enough alcohol for us all to celebrate the death :(

[Dr Phil]

Fortunately, Mister Qwerty has AIDS and dies but has 7 kids to be annoying.

[Qu1f]

Unfourtunatly because this is going off the point this thread starts to rot.

[Emptyspraycan]

Fortunately a team of ninjas come along and save the thread!

[Oi Scout]

Unfortunately they got destracted by the previous thread, and then got lost.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly they found a treasure map.

[Oi Scout]

Unfortunately the treasure us in a shower and they are scared of water.

[Some Random Kid]

Fourtunatly the shower is broken.

[tima]

Unfortunately that makes the water run nonstop.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately they find an umbrella.

[Krauser]

Unfortunately theres a giant hole in the umbrella.

[tima]

Fortunately that hole is actually a wormhole that leads to happier times when the world was all, happy and stuff.

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, a meteor destroys it.

[Rook]

Fortunately, the meteor was carrying some happy microbes, which evolve into a new bunch of happy people.

[Oi Scout]

Unfortunately the happy people get wiped out by a colony of angry people, who live in the house round the corner.

[tima]

Unfortunately, someone who stops to think at the phrase " 'round the corner" (I mean, it's a corner, it can't be round), creates a huge time paradox which goes back to the times of the cavemen.

[Mister Qwerty]

Fortunately, the cavemen are hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, and create a paradox reverser-tron.

[Gonk]

unfortunately you are transported too far into the future...

[Emptyspraycan]

Fortunately the future is great!

[paresol]

Unfortunately, you wake up from this dream you are in the future and fall down a hole.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly its a fun hole, the future of rollar costers.

[Emptyspraycan]

Fortunately the hole is only a centimetre deep.

[paresol]

Fortunately, you turn orange, which is your favourite colour.

[Qu1f]

Unfourtuantly in the future turning orange means you have a disease which makes a piece of cheese grow on your fore head.

[paresol]

Fortunately, it is cheddar

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, cheddar is the only cheese you are allergic to.

[paresol]

Fortunately, you are conveniently outside a hospital.

[Some Random Kid]

Unfortunately it is a animal hospital.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly you are technically an animal (in a sick twisted way) so you are admitted.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately they ran out of the cure and you get put down

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly this way of getting put down (in the futrue) is simply putting you down a hole.

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately it is a very deep hole showing no way out.

[Qu1f]

Fourntunatly there is a party going on, with lots of alcohol!!

[beefs... lol]

Unfortunately your liver starts to fail.

[paresol]

Fortunately, you have seven others.

[RadioactiveHam]

Unfortunately they all fail and a drunken man smacks you over the head with a large haddock

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, you fall over into a giant marshmallow who becomes your tastiest friend.

[RadioactiveHam]

Unfortunately you take a bite out of him and are sent to jail for assault

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, you are released as he is your friend and does not press charges.

[rubberfishy]

Unfortunately the giant marshmallow eats your legs as punishment

[paresol]

Ffortunately, he coughs them up and you stick them back on with blu-tac.

[Oi Scout]

Unfortunately a random ghost comes along and steals the blu-tac before you finish re-ataching your legs.

[Emptyspraycan]

Fortunately, you are actually some type of snake, so all this leg keruffle had no affect.

[rubberfishy]

Unfortunately you are only half snake, the other half of you is mongoose.
So your top half is trying to eat your bottom half.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly because the mushroom decided to eat your bottom half you are ok :)

[Mister Qwerty]

Unfortunately, you are in a lot of pain.

[paresol]

Fortunately, you see a poodle with a fluffy tail go past.

[Oi Scout]

Unfortunately, you don't see the anvil hurtling towards the point earth that you are standing on. You get squished.

[paresol]

Fortunately, you get unsquished by a magic bean.

[ynnekkenny]

unfortunately the bean gives you terribly painful and smelly gas

[Extremity]

fortunately, somebody knocks you out cold and the smelly, painful gas goes away while you sleep.

[SupersonicLadle]

unfortunately your knocked out cold

[by crikey!]

fortunately a bear rapes you while you are knocked out. you have a bear fetish.

[ynnekkenny]

unfortunately the bear has a bondage fetish and dresses you in leather and whips you before raping you

[by crikey!]

fortunately you enjoy it and you rashly decide the bear and you become life partners with the dream of buying a porridge factory and living happily ever after.

[Small Fry]

unfortunately, due to you enjoying a bear raping you, you are locked away for several years by an animal protector.

[paresol]

fortunately, you get a time machine of a guy with no eyes and you stop all this from happening.

[Small Fry]

unfortunately it takes you all the way back to those hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings - THE CAVEMEN!

[paresol]

Bit you shoot them all with ray guns aqquired from....

[Small Fry]

Bit you shoot them all with ray guns aqquired from....

Erm...maybe you got confused with the Finish the Sentence game?

[Some Random Kid]

unfortunately it takes you all the way back to those hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings - THE CAVEMEN!

fortunately you make fire and they all love you. :love:

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you step in the fire and burnt off your legs.

[by crikey!]

fortunately you discover the next great invention of humanity- arms!

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you still have no legs.

[flippinell]

Fortunately the Cavemen now worship you as a God and put you on a nice high pile of rocks

[Small Fry]

Unfortunately they believe that the only way to praise a God is to burn him.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, they can't burn you, because you are in the 'Land of Rain,' and they can't light the fire

[by crikey!]

unfortunetly you get hit by lightning during the rain.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, you have a brother who makes a deal with some demon (like in that TV show,) to bring you back to life.

[by crikey!]

unfortunately demons are fickle and always get the best deal, so in return the demon possesses your brother's body and tries to kill you.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, some the demon get distracted by a beautiful lady demon, and goes to film some hardcore videos with her.

[by crikey!]

unforunately in involves a human sacrifice. you.

[Zenym]

Fortunately, they use a stunt double.

[Small Fry]

Unfortunately, the stunt double dies and they need a retake. They burn you.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly your so used to being burnt it doesnt really hurt any more.

[Small Fry]

Unfortunately, you are now as ugly as Kevin, with a mangled face.

[Oi Scout]

Fortuately, you know a plastic surgeon

[ynnekkenny]

unfortunately he does a botch job and sews you're hands together

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, he also removes his own penis trying to do an enlargement, so you get the last laugh.

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you can't open any doors because your hands are sown together, so your trapped in a room with a crazed plastic surgeon.

[Small Fry]

Fortunately, in a mad dash at you, he smashes open the doors and you skip over your hands into insanity.

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you trip over your shoelace and break your neck.

[ynnekkenny]

fortunately when you fell and broke your neck you landed on a suitcase full of cash

[Emptyspraycan]

Unfortunately, it was all in pennys and you couldn't carry it.

[Fireboar]

Fortunately there's a bank next door where you can swap the pennies for £20 notes.

[CHEEEEEEESE!]

Unfortunately, the bank is closed.

[Small Fry]

Fortunately, it opens in a minute, precisely the time taken for you to load all your pennies into the bank.

[FuriousPanda]

Unfortunately you only have 59 seconds to live.

[Small Fry]

Fortunately, you have no damn idea why so it disappears in a puff of paradox.

[Qu1f]

Unfourtuantly that anvil is coming back down.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, it is headding towards china so it won't affect me.

[by crikey!]

unfortunately China is heading towards you, and it will effect you.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, China is comunist, so has to head towards itself as well, so that everything is equal. It gets confused and sits down.

[Rook]

Unfortunately, it sits on YOU.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, you die quickly

[Small Fry]

Unfortunately, you are still dead, so the story has ended.

[FuriousPanda]

Fortunately, you still have 2 lives left!

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you use one of them getying a hernia trying to drag your suitcase full of cash from underneath China.

[Qu1f]

Fourtunatly you have enough money to buy a few new lifes.

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you lose it all on a bet.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, the bet becomes void because the bet was rigged.

[Zenym]

unfortunately, you don't get your money.

[Oi Scout]

Fortunately, you get a pet carrot instead.

[Zenym]

Unfortunately, you eat it, and are filled with eternal shame.