Anyone wanna help me out?

[BekyLou]

I need a get rich quick scheme so I'm able to go to the summer meet.

I am looking for a job so "Get a job" will just be ignored ok? :D

[Ozzylator]

Sell things on ebay.

[livewirekitty]

Do you have any prints, drawings, or any type of artsy stuff lying around that you can part with for a quick buck?

[Bappel]

Gamble.

[Wigpat]

Become a street artist of some form.

[Bappel]

Become a street whore of some form.

[crazy-eye0]

Sell things on ebay.

works a treat with pretty old stuff...and when you go round car boot/gargae sales buying what the seller thinks is worthless junk,and then auctioning it.

[BekyLou]

Do you have any prints, drawings, or any type of artsy stuff lying around that you can part with for a quick buck?


I guess theres these dolls I make, they look like voodoo dolls, but they aren't...I could sell them I suppose, but I wouldn't know how.

[El Fisho]

I guess theres these dolls I make, they look like voodoo dolls, but they aren't...I could sell them I suppose, but I wouldn't know how.

As was just said, ebay. Or alternatively get a local shop to sell them.

[Luna]

Perform sexual acts on me. Pays well.

[Mat^]

Perform sexual acts on me. Pays well.Make sure that you're not a lesbian though, luna's a guy.

Also make sure people want you at the meet.

THIS IS A MUST.

[Bappel]

Make sure that you're not a lesbian though, luna's a guy.

Also make sure people want you at the meet.

THIS IS A MUST.
LUNA's A GUY??!!

She has already made sure of that. Cant remember who, but someone said that everyone are welcome. I wish I didnt live so far away during the meets.

[BekyLou]

Make sure that you're not a lesbian though, luna's a guy.

Also make sure people want you at the meet.

THIS IS A MUST.


What do you mean? Do you mean I might not be welcome??

The main reason I'm going is to meet Lucage and Thomp. Plus I want to put faces to the names of the other guys I think are sound here.

You've got me worried now :(

...and I'm not a lesbian..

[captain canuck]

Sell organs. More than you have to give away.

Make sure the sales are so totally not legitimate that nobody can trace them back to you personally, though.

[Midget]

buy e-books on ebay then resell them

quick money, i'm told

(although possibly not very legal)

[JimmywiT]

Borrow, beg and steal.

[BekyLou]

buy e-books on ebay then resell them

quick money, i'm told

(although possibly not very legal)


I only understood ebay when I've bought things :(
I don't have a credit card anymore either so I don't think I'd be able to sell things.

[Lucage]

The main reason I'm going is to meet Lucage and Thomp.

And this is the reason the rest of you should be going!

[captain canuck]

Wrong continent. Sorry ;)

[BekyLou]

The sooner I get a job, the better then I guess :(
There must be an easier way though, no one seems to want to hire me.

[BlueIncaPilot]

For a serious answer here's what I did last year when I was without employment:

a) Car boot sales to sell old crap and my dad/step-dads old vinyl which sold pretty well and they gave me some of the money made.
b) Do housework for money. I did ironing.

[BekyLou]

For a serious answer here's what I did last year when I was without employment:

a) Car boot sales to sell old crap and my dad/step-dads old vinyl which sold pretty well and they gave me some of the money made.
b) Do housework for money. I did ironing.


a) Thats a great idea...I'm on it!
I have loads of stuff to sell thinking about it :D

b)Meh, I don't get money for doing housework anymore...Having moved out and moved back, mother thinks I should do it anyway, no question.

[Thomp]

And this is the reason the rest of you should be going!
Obviously. Anywhere turns into a party when me and Phil are in town!

[Katie_D]

Thomp will undoubtedly try and get with you, resulting in hilarious results. I would go but unfortunately, I have work commitments and a life down here to take care of (draaaaama central).

If I was going, I would have given you a lift to take care of transport money because you live close to me. But seeing as I'm not going, this is pretty irrelevant I guess. I was just saying it to show I'd help you if I could.

[Thomp]

Thomp will undoubtedly try and get with you, resulting in hilarious results.

At least my attempts are hilarious, as opposed to breaking down and crying like you do

ZING!

[Lucage]

I need a get rich quick scheme so I'm able to go to the summer meet.

I am looking for a job so "Get a job" will just be ignored ok? :D

Right I've posted you some jobs to look into. You should get them Monday or Tuesday. I will keep looking and send you more as I get them.

<--- Works for the Job Centre. :D

[Katie_D]

No no, that's because mine isn't merely an assumption over the internet. It's actually a real life scenario that is actually happening and will affect my life.

I'd rather have a love life attempt go wrong and be a little bummed by it, rather than be seen as the person whose attempts at a relationship are seen as comical and unlikely.

Zing, your mum, etc.

Just take it to pm if you have any other rubbish comebacks you'd like to share.

[BekyLou]

Right I've posted you some jobs to look into. You should get them Monday or Tuesday. I will keep looking and send you more as I get them.

<--- Works for the Job Centre. :D


Thank you lots :D

[dunno531]

sell all ur suff ive got nothnig in ym rrom

[FuriousPanda]

sell all ur suff ive got nothnig in ym rrom
Ugh... Spelling...

[ontopic]Anything illegal will gain you big moneys, just dont get caught.

Other than that, find a big sports event near you and set up a food/drink stall thing, its actually quite easy:

1. Get permission
2. Get your ass down to a cash and carry
3. Hire a marquee
4. Get some friends to help you flog stuff
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!

[BekyLou]

Ugh... Spelling...

[ontopic]Anything illegal will gain you big moneys, just dont get caught.

Other than that, find a big sports event near you and set up a food/drink stall thing, its actually quite easy:

1. Get permission
2. Get your ass down to a cash and carry
3. Hire a marquee
4. Get some friends to help you flog stuff
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!


I like your thinking, although, with the flooding, thats not likely for a week or two.