In Response To "Internet Relationships"

[Scott The Dick]

This is too long to be a post in that topic, so I figure'd I'd post it here.

Tell me if you think what I'm doing is right, or if it's weird or post comments.

Kay so I'm going out with this girl via the net. We'll call her "G" I'm here in Ontario, Canada and she's in Leeds (in the UK).

So I was talking to G's friend, let's call her "K" and K introduced me to G. We hit it off but then G went off and threatened to kill herself because she blamed herself for K getting abused by her brother, thrown into doors, having her wrists and legs almost broken by her brother. I talked with G that night and stopped her from killing herself.

The next day I had gotten an email from G with her stating that she's fallen in love with me and I treat her like a queen and such. I too confessed my love for G and we hit it off. It's been 17 days now (the 17th day being July 2nd, 2007 so count backwards from then).

Well yesterday (July 1st) she overdosed on painkillers and vodka and slit her wrists and ended up in the hospital. She doesn't even remember why she did it.

I told her that she needed to get some help, and that it would be for the best and she said she'd do anything for me. We've kinda gotten pretty deep into the relationship.

She reminds me so much of a girl I was in a relationship with, who passed away from brain cancer on December 5th, 2005. And I remind her of her boyfriend who died.

So am I doing the right thing by staying with her? She's not some weird-ass psycho chick. She's friggin beautiful, she's a punker/goth chick.

[Smartie]

Seriously man, WTF?

You're one screwed up puppy.

[Scott The Dick]

Um....okay....Let me short-form it. I'll edit the first post.

[Nuclear Spoon]

I expected "Bel Air" :(

[Urlosenged]

This is too long to be a post in that topic, so I figure'd I'd post it here.

Tell me if you think what I'm doing is right, or if it's weird or post comments.

Kay so I'm going out with this girl via the net. We'll call her "G" I'm here in Ontario, Canada and she's in Leeds (in the UK).

G's had premonitions (don't laugh, it's true) and one of them was about her being raped. G laughed it off and guess what happened the next day? She got raped =( G was under 16. G had the rapists baby.

G also had a boyfriend, Adam, who she had a baby with because they had life plans together. But he ended up killing himself, personal reasons and the baby died shortly after birth.

So I was talking to G's friend, let's call her "K" and K introduced me to G. We hit it off but then G went off and threatened to kill herself because she blamed herself for K getting abused by her brother, thrown into doors, having her wrists and legs almost broken by her brother. I talked with G that night and stopped her from killing herself.

The next day I had gotten an email from G with her stating that she's fallen in love with me and I treat her like a queen and such. I too confessed my love for G and we hit it off. It's been 17 days now (the 17th day being July 2nd, 2007 so count backwards from then).

Well yesterday (July 1st) she overdosed on painkillers and vodka and slit her wrists and ended up in the hospital. She doesn't even remember why she did it.

I talked to her today over the phone and she said she was hearing voices in her head and told me about "Bad G" which is her bad side and she told me that Bad G just wants to hurt me and if Bad G comes out to break up with her. I told her I loved her and I would stay by her side no matter what. She also had a premonition of when we got older and had kids, and Bad G came out and killed the kids so she's afraid to further our relationship.

I told her that she needed to get some help, and that it would be for the best and she said she'd do anything for me. We've kinda gotten pretty deep into the relationship.

I won't say whether we've...err..for a loss of better terms...wanked over the phone or webcam, that's strictly my business.

She reminds me so much of a girl I was in a relationship with, who passed away from brain cancer on December 5th, 2005. And I remind her of her boyfriend who died.

Her mom is kicking her out in the middle of July and she's 17. She lost her phone and net today because of Habbo Hotel (I chuckled, she spent so much money on Habbo...god I hate habbo =X)

Speaking of her boyfriend who died, she was on webcam with her friend, K when she o.d'd and she told me that both her and K saw her dead boyfriend, Adam's ghost standing in the doorway near where G overdosed and that K posted on MSN "Adam, please keep "G safe" and then G told me that Adam told G "I can't keep you from dying, I can only watch". Alot of you probably won't believe it, but i find it weird that K also saw Adam's ghost....

I wanna apologize for the length of this, but I wanna know if I'm doing the right thing by staying with her, even though she's in Leeds and I'm here in Niagara Falls.....I'm really wanting to grab a flight over to Leeds but the cheapest flight on Air Canada is $2100 CDN (and i work at a grocery store...Food Basics, making $8 an hour, but i do have $4100 in the bank)
To be honest I'm only even posting here because I saw him saying he's going to edit it, and I didn't want anybody to miss out on it. As for this. You had me going "huh, that's slightly plausible" right up until the ghost bit. So well done you.

[Smartie]

I don't do 'Bel Air' because it was never funny in the first place.

What I will say is "Regulators, Mount up!"

[GungHo]

Habbo Hotel

THE POOL IS CLOSED.

[Smokey]

Two words. Attention. Whore.

You, not the probably fictional G.

[albie_123]

This is too long to be a post in that topic, so I figure'd I'd post it here.

Tell me if you think what I'm doing is right, or if it's weird or post comments.

Kay so I'm going out with this girl via the net. We'll call her "G" I'm here in Ontario, Canada and she's in Leeds (in the UK).

So I was talking to G's friend, let's call her "K" and K introduced me to G. We hit it off but then G went off and threatened to kill herself because she blamed herself for K getting abused by her brother, thrown into doors, having her wrists and legs almost broken by her brother. I talked with G that night and stopped her from killing herself.

The next day I had gotten an email from G with her stating that she's fallen in love with me and I treat her like a queen and such. I too confessed my love for G and we hit it off. It's been 17 days now (the 17th day being July 2nd, 2007 so count backwards from then).

Well yesterday (July 1st) she overdosed on painkillers and vodka and slit her wrists and ended up in the hospital. She doesn't even remember why she did it.

I told her that she needed to get some help, and my mum got scared and said you're movin with your aunt and uncle down in bel air

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was weird
but i thought "naw, forget it
yo holmes, to bel air!"

i pulled
up to the house around seven or eight
and i yelled to the cabbie
"yo holmes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom, i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
fixed

[Smartie]

ARGH... must spread rep.

Can't push him into autobahn.

[Sorcha]

Usually I would say young love is stupid, but considering you're a year older than me I can't say that without being a hypocrite.

However, I can say that immaturity, narcissism and emo love is stupid.

:eng101:

[albie_123]

Also, in b4 "forum is elitist"

[Smartie]

Also, in b4 "forum is elitist"


Hehe. Not sure how sideswiping a pillock who C&Ps for attention is elitist, but still people may say it..

[BlueIncaPilot]

Sorry to be prejudiced but can anyone who signs up with a name such which contains 'The Arsehole' or 'I'm Here To Generally Just Be A Wanker' be autobanned?

[BekyLou]

He's gone! I can relax now, he was starting to hurt my brain.

[Ozzylator]

It's irrelevant now you're banned, but I'll say it anyway:

Go outside more, and speak to real people.

[Scuffles]

I wanted closure on that story, dammnit >.<

Strange emo girls are never as much fun as they sound. The moral of his story is don't form relationships with people you don't know and use the handle ChunkyEmoGal57 on MSN. And don't chat to people you meet on MSN.

Ho hum. It's raining here.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Three letters to add to this thread, and they've been said before.

You know what they are.

[midas22]

3 days....3 days is how long he lasted here

[Colourofblue]

That is worrying. But I'm no one to talk since I haven't come on here for like a year.

[Smartie]

Why the hell did you bump this shit, Norman?

[eidderf]

Sorry to be prejudiced but can anyone who signs up with a name such which contains 'The Arsehole' or 'I'm Here To Generally Just Be A Wanker' be autobanned?
Since this thread is bumped, his username is taken from south park, although it may have been appropriate; I didn't really read his posts.

[matt bird]

haha i missed this

bizarre

[Svelter]

Heh, why does it always happen like this? In Finland I met a Canadian girl I really liked and she really liked me and now I had to leave her and probably won't see her for months. I'd happily live in Canada too. I love that accent.

[Taysmith]

Heh, why does it always happen like this? In Finland I met a Canadian girl I really liked and she really liked me and now I had to leave her and probably won't see her for months. I'd happily live in Canada too. I love that accent.

Whereabouts did you go in Finland? Love of my life is from there.

[Svelter]

Whereabouts did you go in Finland? Love of my life is from there.
Jyvaskyla.

Well, to be precise it was a place called Kannonkoski but that's arbitrary.

[Roachy]

Internet relationships are really stupid. Like seriously.
Which reminds me this fat chick added me on MSN from another forum and she made very short small talk and then said "Do you believe in long distance relationships?".
Naturally I said "No" then deleted her because I didn't know her and she was very boring and probably desperate....

I only talk to people I know and forumites from this forum on MSN.

and CheeseBot lol.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Jyvaskyla.

I swear you made that up. Looks like you just headbutted the keyboard. ;)

[krau]

I swear you made that up. Looks like you just headbutted the keyboard. ;)

Excuse my random off-to-nose-picking but in Finland we have much worse sounding places, like Äkäslompolo or Nurmijärvi. The love of some lucky lady's life could be in the latter one.

Blah, I'm too sceptic with online relations. You can never be sure if it's really Ms. Hottie Hot Hotpants at the other end or just some lame 40-something with two-week-worn underpants.

[Svelter]

I swear you made that up. Looks like you just headbutted the keyboard. ;)
Oh, it gets much worse. Many Finnish places have about 5 'k's in the town names. I even walked into a supermarket called the KKK.

[gembird]

Oh, it gets much worse. Many Finnish places have about 5 'k's in the town names. I even walked into a supermarket called the KKK.

I want to go there. Do they have washing powder that keeps your whites a really pure white?

Sorry. I get a kick out of being tasteless.

[Dingbat]

Is this Flack posting under an alter ego?

[krau]

I want to go there. Do they have washing powder that keeps your whites a really pure white?

No but most of the stores have
CILLIT BANG
for all your needs.

They've actually dropped the multiple K's, must've found it difficult even for us Finns to spell KKKK Citymarket. Kinda like hotels with the five star rating system, the more K's the better. Maybe I should create a whole new topic for Finnish oddities.

Getting back to the subject.. does anyone really believe that they could find their future wife/husband online?

[Hydralisk]

I hereby duly request a lock on this thread.

[Svelter]

No but most of the stores have
CILLIT BANG
for all your needs.

They've actually dropped the multiple K's, must've found it difficult even for us Finns to spell KKKK Citymarket. Kinda like hotels with the five star rating system, the more K's the better. Maybe I should create a whole new topic for Finnish oddities.

Please do. That would be awesome for my article I'm doing.