back to reality

[junior]

has anyone heard about this new reality tv crap going up on "five" soon. i heard its inviting craig (for bo selecta and resident handyman) that crazy woman from wife swap, helen from bb, jade from bb, (lets get fit, lets get dawncin), nasty nick, that woman from drving school, and many many more.

and apparently they r gonna mess wit their heads, because they've built the "luxury" mansion in a studio, so when its like 3 in the morning they'll make it look like its mid day, and apparently if u get a lack of natural daylight, ur head goes a bit weird. (not in shape)

so ill be watching that, especially since the stupid woman from wifeswap is very VERY opinionated, and im sure that the driving school woman will have something to say.

nuff said.

[NIGHTCOW]

Surely this represents the high point of reality TV. If you take the cream of the various crzies who have appeared on these programs, put them together and fuck about with their heads, it can't really get much better in my opinion. If it works then it could be fuckin hilarious.:D :D :D

[Hydralisk]

If not... then the world will be riddenced of several dipshits!

I'm up for it :D

[AngryPaul]

And I thought that the 'touch a car' show was the low point of Reality TV

*Still watch it though :D*

[dominatrix]

Originally posted by munky*
has anyone heard about this new reality tv crap going up on "five" soon. i heard its inviting craig (for bo selecta and resident handyman) that crazy woman from wife swap, helen from bb, jade from bb, (lets get fit, lets get dawncin), nasty nick, that woman from drving school, and many many more.

and apparently they r gonna mess wit their heads, because they've built the "luxury" mansion in a studio, so when its like 3 in the morning they'll make it look like its mid day, and apparently if u get a lack of natural daylight, ur head goes a bit weird. (not in shape)

so ill be watching that, especially since the stupid woman from wifeswap is very VERY opinionated, and im sure that the driving school woman will have something to say.

nuff said.
"do you enjoy bein' a joey?"

everyone should watch that.i'll be pissing myself:D

[junior]

i watched it last night, and it seems a very good idea. moureen is teh cool! she started talking to herself about paintings. (craaayzee)
and my god that american girl is fucking gorgeous *slobber*

anyhoo.

go back to reality!!!!!!

[Incompetent]

My idea for a reality TV show is as follows: You get members of the public and do a Big Brother style show, except that it's never shown on TV, and the votes to get rid of people are fake (actually decided by a panel of judges, not the general public). At the end give the winner a novelty prize, like 100,000 Turkish lire (you'll have to be a bit vague about the prize when advertising for people to appear on the show).

After they leave the house, you start filming the contestants secretly (and show it on TV a few months later). When the contestants get home, their mates will ask, "where have you been for the last x weeks? I thought you were going to be on telly!" and the contestants will feel like the muppets they are.

[Cjw]

The show is not as bad as i thought it would be...why on earth they built the house in a studio is anybodys guess though :confused:

[queenofself]

i cant believe they had to unleash the widgety grubs again

yuk yuk and yuk

[Maximuz]

Watch it live here on broadband (http://www.five.tv/programmes/backtoreality/playerpopup/Default.aspx?streamUrl=http://five.ld.mediawave.co.uk/five_asx/btr_high.asx&width=400&height=226)

or here on a 56k modem (http://www.five.tv/programmes/backtoreality/playerpopup/?streamUrl=http://five.ld.mediawave.co.uk/five_asx/btr_low.asx&width=225&height=126)

personally i think this is going to be really crap because the public will think that it is just like the rest and not many people will hear about it because it hasn't been advertised.

+ to munky* for bringing the topic up though