Who is funkbeans?

[1001]

On the subject of the recent bannage of funkbeans and Randy Warhol at the same time, over very similar reasons, I ask ye a question...

Who is funkbeans?

Upon reading their recent posts I investigated their earlier posts. Like many had said, they were okay fellas. It was of course that on the 8th of February these two "normal" individuals had a sudden outburst of so-called Nazism. Coincidence? That these two just happenned to flip out at the exact same time, saying almost the same things... Or was it the work of a master hacker?

This got me thinking...

Had anyone else been hacked, and then banned for it?

Looking through funkbeans' posts I found this:

"No because you're a gay. Who's gay honestly? Ring any bells?"

Then it was followed by Zin saying:

"Good reference".

I thought to myself, what reference? Then I looked at a thread started by funkbeans called "Homosexuals." This prompted me to search for more threads along the same name. I found:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=73815#post73815

Were Nomrules and funkbeans the same person? I looked at more of Nomrules posts and found this one:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3231

Was he just being a prick? I think so, but take a look at some of the replies, in particular Joe 90's.

"Whoever banned this Nomfucko thank you. I mean I know I'm new here, but this guy's just a cock!

I'm just spitting in the wind here, but I'm thinking Joe 90 and Nomrules were the same person. The evidence? Their personal web pages are the same.

The Lizo Zone!

Quite a funny site about Lizo Mzimba the presenter on Newsround (a children's news programme of CBBC for those unaware).

Back to funkbeans, his last post was in a thread started by the, and I quote the colonel, "old-School annoyer" Chapman. He said:

"Whoever banned this Nomtardo thank you!"

An almost indentical replica of what Joe 90 said.

So finnally, were Nomrules, Joe 90 and funkbeans the same person? Based on the evidence, I'd say yes. And Randy Warhol? He sounds to me like someone who was hacked. According to Pinkerbell:

"Look, I know that Randy Warhol didn't post those things. He is very nice and even made a thread just to say he loved us all. Whatever cock posted all those things under his name should like be shit on."

Sounds to me like funkbeans / Nomrules / Joe 90 and myself are the same person. Nazi rascist paedophile homophobes.

BAN MY FUCKIN' ASS! I'M AN ABSOLUTE WANKER!

[Lewiji]

Good work, sherlock. Have some opium old boy!

For those who didn't read it


THAT IS FUNKBEANS

[Digga]

i don't think the real question is who is funkbeans. I think the real question is does anyone actually give a shit about who funkbeans is and what they ramble on about. Did you read all that big long post at the top of the thread? I didn't. So, if the question is who the fuck cares who funkbeans is, then the answer, surely, is no. Case closed. You are the weakest link, goodbye.

[1001]

Oh that's so original. Very good... Did you make that joke up yourself? You are the weakest link, goodbye. Because that's what she says on the show right? On that show... And yet you've taken that, and used it out of context. That's so good. You're so funny. No, really, you are very smart. To come up with that. So fresh... Yeah. Seeing as we're hitting these social phenomena at the height of their popularity do you have any Titanic jokes? Oh God, because you're so funny. So fresh as well. I've never heard that used that way, that's so good. So original... Yes.

YOU MONUMENTAL PRICK!

[prodigy69]

yea sadly it's very common for someone to have a double account :(

one for spamming and getting rupies and the other being nice guy joe normal forumite

I would name and shame the people I suspect but I'm not vindictive like that :)

but I'm sure an I.P check would sort that out ;)

[Lewiji]

You appear to have missed the point

1001=Funkbeans

!!!

[Dødens Knekt]

http://maggro.sksf.biz/flames/maybeyoushouldstoptalking.jpg

[Scribbly]

Originally posted by 1001
Oh that's so original. Very good... Did you make that joke up yourself? You are the weakest link, goodbye. Because that's what she says on the show right? On that show... And yet you've taken that, and used it out of context. That's so good. You're so funny. No, really, you are very smart. To come up with that. So fresh... Yeah. Seeing as we're hitting these social phenomena at the height of their popularity do you have any Titanic jokes? Oh God, because you're so funny. So fresh as well. I've never heard that used that way, that's so good. So original... Yes.

YOU MONUMENTAL PRICK!

I don't care much about this funkbeans/whoever/whatever business, but that's a great quote :p I love family guy

[prodigy69]

Originally posted by Lewiji40k
You appear to have missed the point

1001=Funkbeans

!!!

who said I missed the point?

[basstard]

Originally posted by prodigy69
yea sadly it's very common for someone to have a double account :(

one for spamming and getting rupies and the other being nice guy joe normal forumite

I would name and shame the people I suspect but I'm not vindictive like that :)

but I'm sure an I.P check would sort that out ;)

That could be an interesting idea...guess the doublefaced forumites! We could turn this into a reality TV show...:p

I don't think that many forumites have multiple accounts, at least I don't suspect anyone of it. Maybe because I'm a trusting fool.

But you do notice that people who get banned tend to come back under different user names, proving the 'ban' method partially ineffective? Sure, the mods can just reban them, but they don't always notice who's come back to life...I believe that confinement to cheese bin and crap basket is a better punishment, there the smokymcpots and bombboys of the forums can spam all they like, as long as they stay there.

[Youlikeyams?]

funkbeans, get to funk.

[EasyTiger]

Originally posted by 1001
Oh that's so original. Very good... Did you make that joke up yourself? You are the weakest link, goodbye. Because that's what she says on the show right? On that show... And yet you've taken that, and used it out of context. That's so good. You're so funny. No, really, you are very smart. To come up with that. So fresh... Yeah. Seeing as we're hitting these social phenomena at the height of their popularity do you have any Titanic jokes? Oh God, because you're so funny. So fresh as well. I've never heard that used that way, that's so good. So original... Yes.

YOU MONUMENTAL PRICK!

LOL! Stewie! ;D

[terrorbite]

Ah Family Guy... tis so underrated :(

[EasyTiger]

Nah it's not anymore :)

Since the seasons started coming out on dvd, people have realised the incredibly quality it possesses ;) It's coming back to tv soon anyway \o/

[Rogue]

i just want it to be known that if i ever wig out and start posting utter crap: it is not me.

I do not operate that way.

incidentally dodens that is a very entertaining picture

[terrorbite]

Originally posted by EasyTiger
Nah it's not anymore :)

Since the seasons started coming out on dvd, people have realised the incredibly quality it possesses ;) It's coming back to tv soon anyway \o/

Yeah, my friend has all 3 seasons on dvd (bought separately). I'm thinking of buying the proper boxset of all seasons (dunno if its out yet) which contains a lot of extras not found on the dvds if you buy them individually.

[bionic sheep]

I understand that 1001 = Funkbeans. Simple.

However, I do think that Randy Warhol did get his account hacked. I could be wrong (I generally am) but I think I have met the guy in real life - if not, their drawing styles are very familiar. And if it is him, then he wouldn't post anything like what he posted in the 'Homosexuals' thread. I think a mod should email Randy Warhol (because I believe we don't have access to his email address) and ask him about whether it was him or whether he was hacked.

Just my 2 cents. Hope I haven't picked up the wrong end of the natural fibre.

[Fick]

Originally posted by 1001


The Lizo Zone!

Quite a funny site about Lizo Mzimba the presenter on Newsround (a children's news programme of CBBC for those unaware).

You've all missed the point of this post. It's a subtle advert. Linkage please!!!

I once met Lizo in a pub in cambridge, and he's a top bloke!

[1001]

www.freewebs.com/black_lizo

[NIGHTCOW]

Right so we know you are funkbeans and joe 90 and whoever else but the question now is are you going to be a nice, well behaved forumite with this account or are you going to be spammy and offensive like your other accounts cos if the admins know you as a chronic spammer they may be forced to take more serious action and block you entirely

This is not a rant but if you do want to be a part of the forums then you might be walking a thin line.

[1001]

Should I be nice? Hmmm... Define nice. If nice is occasionley being a Nazi homophobe rascist, like one post a week, then I think possibly I could agree to that. Just one offensive post a week.

All aimed at Angry Paul. He really gets my rile up.

[bionic sheep]

If you are very nice for the rest of the time, perhaps. We will start you a special thread in the cheesebin called 'DO NOT CLICK! 1001's NAZI HATE-CRIME THREAD!' where you can be a complete asshole on your own and we can ignore you. Let out your aggression somewhere no-one will see, mm'kay?

Or perhaps we should just send you a stress ball and let you get banned. Who knows what lies in the hearts of mods?

[1001]

Do not click this link.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6565

[AngryPaul]

Ok then

*Is tempted, then passes, knowing wot 1001 is like (will be: offensive, racist, sexist and/or insulting)*

[1001]

Ah Angry Paul. The bane of my existance.

[NIGHTCOW]

Ah well, soon you will be banned again, possibly blocked entirely so we won't have to put up with your spammy offensive bollocks anymore

[1001]

Spammy and offensive? Wow thanks.

[prodigy69]

your mum must be so proud she raised a nazi fucknut!

[1001]

Types of fish: Herring, cod, pike, gold. Email me with more. Oh she is.

[NIGHTCOW]

You're not a Nazi, I have more respect for Nazi's than I do for you,

[1001]

Read all about it! Nightcow loves Nazis. He said it himself!

[prodigy69]

Originally posted by 1001
Types of fish: Herring, cod, pike, gold. Email me with more. Oh she is.

so your mum reminds you of fish?!?

nuff said!

[1001]

Nuff' Said!

[Fellatio!]

holy cow dat is kerazy

[EasyTiger]

Originally posted by terr0rbite
Yeah, my friend has all 3 seasons on dvd (bought separately). I'm thinking of buying the proper boxset of all seasons (dunno if its out yet) which contains a lot of extras not found on the dvds if you buy them individually.

I have all 3 seasons on dvd too :D

[Fellatio!]

easy, tiger!

family guy shmamily guy. bring on coupling!

[terrorbite]

Coupling is also grand...

[EasyTiger]

indeed ;)

Family guy rocks more than any other adult comedy... ever.

6 feet under and nip/tuck also rock, but they're more black comedy :shock:

[FluffleFairy]

yes, [backontopic] i was shocked when i found out randy warhol was banned for homophobic remarks because he seemed the complete opposite to that previously, i think there is a chance he got hacked

[1001]

Stay out of this Fellatio! You strict non-Nazi.

[Fellatio!]

for black comedy, check the proud family
randy warhol has good signatures

[1001]

Randy Warhol was a pillar of manlyness. He was a God.

A GOD I TELL YOU!

[Fellatio!]

cool i'm nazi too i like the idea of jews drowning on mustard gas and whatnot

[1001]

You're avatar does look like a Gustapo officer.

[Fellatio!]

my grandfather was a member of the german secret state police.

[ZekeyLizard]

That avatar IS a gestapo officer.

Also,


Why do we have two threads about this same thing?
And why was the other one cheesed but this one was not?
Questions.
Questions that need answering.:weebl:

[NIGHTCOW]

ah well, he's been banned....again...you'd think these people would get bored after a couple wouldn't you but it seems they derive agreat deal of pleasure from not being liked. strange

[BFCA]

is it possible maybe by any chance funkbeans hacked Randy Warhol? Judging by the first post of this thread, perhaps somethnig like this could also be a subtle hint?


Originally posted by 1001
Randy Warhol was a pillar of manlyness. He was a God.

A GOD I TELL YOU!

[Beef Magic]

maybe people on this forum should come up with their own jokes.

[Fick]

Originally posted by EasyTiger
indeed ;)

Family guy rocks more than any other adult comedy... ever.

6 feet under and nip/tuck also rock, but they're more black comedy :shock:

You can't go wrong with a bit of teachers.

[Zin]

There seems to be an invasion of racist dick shits at the moment.

What is going on?

[dominatrix]

Originally posted by Fick
You can't go wrong with a bit of teachers.
mmmmmmm andrew lincoln:D

yeah,it's screwing up the forums

[I AM SHEEP]

Maybe one of the mods could be doing this?


Note: If you can read the above, It's probably not true.

other note: Randy Warhol was hacked. 100% fact.

[ImWithStupid]

And baby monkeys fly at noon.... cant forget that fact....
oh
i only posted that cause i didnt feel bad about posting spam in a banned users thread.....*dont hurt me*
Yea i think this guy hacked randy, he seemed pretty cool, and wasnt he like some relation of skoos or whatnot of am i just imaginin tings???

(edit) The bolded refers to RW :weebl:

[Fellatio!]

Originally posted by Zin
There seems to be an invasion of racist dick shits at the moment.

What is going on?

it's probably only a few people with many accounts

[Charter Coaches]

Originally posted by I AM SHEEP
Maybe one of the mods could be doing this?


Note: If you can read the above, It's probably not true.

other note: Randy Warhol was hacked. 100% fact.

You're 100% on that? I'd love to know how.

[Lewiji]

Originally posted by NIGHTCOW
ah well, he's been banned....again...you'd think these people would get bored after a couple wouldn't you but it seems they derive agreat deal of pleasure from not being liked. strange
He's back, and right above me.

[Charter Coaches]

I've done nothing wrong as Charter Coaches. Maybe just maybe, you can find it in your black heart to forgive me. Is that at all possible Lewiji40k? Ever heard of a phrase forgive and forget?

[eleanor]

Originally posted by Charter Coaches
Ever heard of a phrase forgive and forget?
Ever heard of the phrase "no"? Or "you've gone too far"? or a combination of the two?

[Charter Coaches]

Is it possible that I was just posting those things to see PC people get incredibly annoyed over something so stupid. As if anyone would purposely make a thread saying they were a Nazi! Use your noggins people.

[Lewiji]

Originally posted by Charter Coaches
I've done nothing wrong as Charter Coaches.

"No more scantily-clad women please. Their place is in the kitchen cooking dinner for the men who work hard."

"What's white and stupid?

The majority of Britain."

And that's just in a few posts.

[Charter Coaches]

Satire you idiot.

[eleanor]

Originally posted by Charter Coaches
Is it possible that I was just posting those things to see PC people get incredibly annoyed over something so stupid. As if anyone would purposely make a thread saying they were a Nazi! Use your noggins people.
Proud of your immature behaviour, are you? Maybe it's the incredible number of your accounts that doesn't help people to like you...

That post about Britain was pretty good though.

[Charter Coaches]

I believe that surreal and satirical comedy are the way forward for comedy. Alternitave.

[eleanor]

Originally posted by Charter Coaches
I believe that surreal and satirical comedy are the way forward for comedy. Alternitave.
Well, funnily enough, it's very hard to convey irony and satire in written English that isn't extremely well-structured. Because otherwise it looks serious.

[Charter Coaches]

I agree. It's really about the tone of voice.

[eleanor]

Well then stop attempting sarcasm, irony etc on a forum! It's not going to work, is it?

[Dødens Knekt]

Originally posted by eleanor
Well then stop attempting sarcasm, irony etc on a forum! It's not going to work, is it?
sure it does
it works aaaaall the time

:rolleyes:


see?
just worked

emoticons are your friends :)

[eleanor]

I meant to say that. ;)

[Dødens Knekt]

LIES!

nothing but filthy lies...

[eleanor]

you forgot the emits to show you weren't serious :(




:eek: you were serious!






Fair enough.