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Scuffles
04-10-2007, 06:25 PM
I live in a pleasant little village in Engerlands, about 40 miles out of London. There's a few big towns / cities nearby, but all are a good 10+ miles out from here. Now, there happens to be a woods nearby, which sparked my interest while looking at it from google earth (I love my hiking and such), because it's completely sealed off, and has a number of buildings in the middle of it, joined by dirt roads.

Here is where it started getting a bit weird for me; from google earth (it's pretty high def round this area) it's easy to see all the building have dirt walls raised all round them to level with the building tops, with just one lower bit for entry from the roads. There's also only one entry to the woods which I drive past sometimes, which has a few simple buildings, a gate, gatehouse, and a little sign saying "Police dog training".

I'd spent a while trying to figure out why you need this sort of setup for training police dogs, when I was woken at 3am one morning by a mixture of my cat biting me and rapid gun fire coming from the wooded area. Driving past later that day, I had to stop to let out 3 coachloads of soldiers (or at least men in full military garb) from the Dog school. I've since often seen soldiers unloading trucks, and generally mullering about the entrance to the woods.

To finish my little backstory here, I was walking through another nearby forest today, when 3 military helicopters flew over very low (just over tree top level) with troops inside sitting with their legs dangling over the edge (surely thats dangerous?).

Personally, I think they have zombies. But then I often think zombies are somehow involved with pretty much anything. Any ideas intarweb?

matt bird
04-10-2007, 06:25 PM
cat

stalefish
04-10-2007, 06:28 PM
They are clearly breeding super-police dogs that look like humans, and are also trained in the military so that they can fight crime.

Yeah, that's probably it.

Disgruntledgoat
04-10-2007, 06:33 PM
A wizard did it.

Jay
04-10-2007, 06:35 PM
Personally, I think they have zombies. But then I often think zombies are somehow involved with pretty much anything.Your right, its zombies.

Yeah I always think its zombies too.

StumpyMcGoat
04-10-2007, 06:35 PM
Zombies do the darndest things don't they.

Darkscull
04-10-2007, 07:05 PM
Zombies do the darndest things don't they.

now i have the image of the family guy thing when they do kids say the darndest things, except bill cosby is a zombie...


anyway, i think they're experimenting on specimens of the common pleb to see what makes them into zombies. :p

Boyinabox
04-10-2007, 07:10 PM
If you get concerned about one low flying helicopter then you'd absolutely hate my house, we get Apache gunships and Chinooks flying overhead 24/7, let alone commercial choppers. :D

And no, it's not zombies, don't be silly.

Its obviously that the Chinese have dug a hole through the planet and the military are quietly setting up defences.

Rook
04-10-2007, 07:22 PM
US Military base. They hide those damn things in the weirdest places.

For example, you know that door in your school that says 'Utility Room' kids? Yep, you guessed it. I happen to have one at the back of cupboard. I wouldn't if I could just find a can of Raid.

Quack
04-10-2007, 07:29 PM
You do know they've probably bugged your pc and are reading this thread right now?

You better sleep with your eyes open.

Rook
04-10-2007, 07:31 PM
And a knife under your pillow. Wait, better make that a P90. Or a small army.

Tiggs
04-10-2007, 08:57 PM
Obviously its a training ground for a team of genetically engineered super dinosaurs who have the ability to use guns and solve complex problems, and are to be used as the ultimate crime fighting squad.

big-chip
04-10-2007, 10:40 PM
And a knife under your pillow. Wait, better make that a P90. Or a small army.

You fool they would have now read that and will now be prepared for him to gave a weapon under the pillow, had you not mentioned it they would never have suspected a thing but now they are prepared.

gembird
04-10-2007, 10:53 PM
In before someone makes a really shit comment about Dog Soldiers.

But seriously, whatever's out there...


...


...they're watching you.

Jay
04-10-2007, 10:54 PM
Curiosity killed the...Scuffles

woody_tng
04-10-2007, 11:20 PM
Keep a gun handy but don't get trigger happy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbP35Fy8zCI). :D

Scuffles
04-10-2007, 11:29 PM
Guns are illegal in this country, in case the government wants to impose unpopular laws. I have instead decided to teach one or more of my cats kung fu death grip.

FuriousPanda
05-10-2007, 08:13 AM
Break in.

Also, inb4binned

Gabber-Baby
05-10-2007, 08:17 AM
In before someone makes a really shit comment about Dog Soldiers.

But seriously, whatever's out there...


...


...they're watching you.


Dammit! :D

Quizango
05-10-2007, 01:12 PM
I have instead decided to teach one or more of my cats kung fu death grip.

Awesome idea; the genius of a cat is always a good place to start when approaching some kind of problem. I hold my cat primarily responsible for:

(a) my continued survival;

(b) the procurement of my girlfirend;

(c) the abolition of the slave trade; and

(d) typing this post with her tail (whilst asleep).

Smartie
05-10-2007, 01:20 PM
I hold my cat primarily responsible for:

(b) the procurement of my girlfirend;


That's gonna be the wrong type of pussy...

razielskorp
05-10-2007, 02:18 PM
That's gonna be the wrong type of pussy...

This is getting suspiciously close to that "shave or wax" thread again........