Things you want for Christmas but can't have

[Mister Qwerty]

Staying with the Christmas theme of things (sort of), what would you do almost anything for for Christmas, but can't have no matter what?

I'd like an emu
A cyber suit from Doctor Who
A flamingo
And a black gospel choir (who doesn't want one of these?)

[Sebas]

All I want for Christmas is yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu










bay-bee.

[Nuclear Spoon]

A good computer.
A certain girl would be nice as well.
Dinosaur would be cool. Preferably a broncosaurus (sp?).
A bike. Actually, probably could ask for one of those.
Oh, and powers to bend time and space.

[Midget]

this (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/vehicles/full+size-working-halo-warthog-ready-to-annihilate-adoring-fans-281588.php)

[Dingboy Bob The Slammy Walrus Bitch]

A new computer.
360 Elite.
Another monitor.
A bigger bedroom.

[woody_tng]

World peace

[Svelter]

A place ticket to Canada.

No, really. I've been invited to live there.

[natty dread]

i would quite like to be king of the world.
please santa!

[rachel ^_^]

And a black gospel choir (who doesn't want one of these?)

...the guys from the you switch advert! that'd be amazing!

also, maybe matt davies in my stocking would be nice? hahaha!

and erm...some lemon curd!

[Svelter]

I'd also like a brass band to follow me around and play 'Ghost Town' whenever I exited a car.

Yeah :)

[woody_tng]

You want matt davies in your stockings? Weird girl. :D

[terrorbite]

Anyone got £3000 spare?

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1667/7312380iv2.jpg

[Meercat1337]

46" Samsung 1080HD Ready LCD TV.
Blu-Ray and HDDVD player.
And a really nice sofa.


A man can dream of his perfect setup for his Xbox 360...:rolleyes:

[Dr_nwa]

enough money to finish my PhD, and then pay to go travelling for 6 months afterwards.

[LeoZ]

just money I guess.

[Wigpat]

A decent laptop with ProTools
Decent Cymbals D:
A custom Tama kit. *melts*
A bigger house.
Lots of moneys.
My own venue with a decent PA system plz. :D (preferably Mackie speaker set up and a soundcraft desk)

[Gabber-Baby]

I want to see johnny knoxville in my bed naked on christmas morning please.






.....or perhaps just a nice new watch :)

[rachel ^_^]

You want matt davies in your stockings? Weird girl. :D

...who doesn't?

[esquilax]

Many things from work, which I lust after...yet have no real need for:
37" Philips Aurea TV
Panasonic TZ3 camera
Stupidly high-spec laptop
an i-Fish
Optimus Prime Voice changing helmet

(actually, some of those I could get)

[by crikey!]

i want a big box two thirds filled with downy feathers.

[Hydralisk]

A paying Job and a new MP3 player will suffice me. Would sticking a good laptop on that list be unreasonable?

[Lucage]

All I want for Christmas is you.

Hah, only kidding. I prefer your best mate.

[feeshy]

Too much :(

A giraffe
This incredibly cool 9.5" giraffe-shaped LCD TV I saw in the Woolies catalog
David Tennant
Elyes Gabel
A chocolate teapot
A proper home cinema (so I could watch all the cool stuff listed in the 'what would you watch if you owned a cinema' thread)
A large yucca
A gulper catfish (or failing that a leccy cat)

[BlueIncaPilot]

More space for my books and DVDs.

[matt bird]

a tissue to wipe away the tears i've cried since reading these replies

unfortunately

i'm allergic to tissues

[happy-go-lucky]

An awsome house so I can move out when I'm 16 in just under 10 months. Or even a tiny flat would rock.

[big-chip]

monome please

[Erskien_Parkour]

Socks

=[

[MONKEY050]

A Rickenbacker 325C64 or a VOX AC30CC2.
Both would be nice.
Or a Rickenbacker 4001C64 in Fireglo.

I'd REALLY like a giggable VOX bass amp (Like an AC100 head with a nice big 2x15 cab) but they don't make them, and reps from VOX say that bass amps are a niche market. WTF?! I'd have to get one custom made from a licensed VOX maker here in the US for about $1399 and that's a little out of my budget.

Or a new road bike fit for racing. :rolleyes:

[the baker]

Britney Spears' gum.
One day..

[Gingerlord]

Abit FP-IN9 SLI
Intel Extreme QX6850
4GB Super Talent RAM
Antec 750W PSU
XFX 8800 GTX
4 Samsung Spinpoint 250GB Hard Disks
Sound Blaster X-Fi Extreme Sound Card
Lian-Li V2100B Plus Black CASE

A copy of Crysis, HL: EP2 and Colin McRae: DIRT

Then all the time i need to build it!

That would be awesome!

[livewirekitty]

A winning lottery ticket that'll give me multi millions. Barring that, just enough money to get my teeth properly fixed (lots of $$ is needed) and get a nice place that'll let me have lucky and keira with me.

[Midget]

i also wouldn't mind getting a kitten, but my mum hates cats and i'll be moving in uni next year anyway

[Smartie]

My full motorbike license, accompanied with a Honda Fireblade.

[Gonk]

this (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/vehicles/full+size-working-halo-warthog-ready-to-annihilate-adoring-fans-281588.php)

all i can say to that is...

Amen!

My full motorbike license, accompanied with a Honda Fireblade.

Done! it's waiting for you outside

[prodigy69]

a job..so I can think about christmas :(

[Quizango]

Someone to tell me where I can change the "Empty Pie Dish" thing which appears beneath my name.

That and the ability to go to certain Miles Davis concerts in 1969-70.

[T-Bear]

Someone to tell me where I can change the "Empty Pie Dish" thing which appears beneath my name.

That and the ability to go to certain Miles Davis concerts in 1969-70.
Here ya go mate (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=1603987&postcount=724) :)

[BekyLou]

Here ya go mate (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=1603987&postcount=724) :)

Oh my god, I was such a noob :rolleyes:

I really want one of these books (http://www.magicalomaha.com/wmbrowntriquetra.jpg), much rather one with a pentagram than the Trinity sign though, to put my research, spells and such in but the good ones usually cost around £450 and to say they're blank, thats pretty steep. No one I know would spend anywhere near that amount at Christmas.

[Jimmy]

A theatre with a fucking awesome sound setup and a 15m projector screen. I would sleep in the bio-box.

[Disgruntledgoat]

To be able to go back to being six years old and still thinking Christmas really was magic.

[rachel ^_^]

okay i have another couple of things

a giraffe(so i wouldn't have to get the bus) and a penguin(so the giraffe wouldn't be lonely)

:)

[razielskorp]

Shapeshifting abilities and supreme telekinetic powers :D



I read too many comic books :S

[Gingerlord]

Okay. If we can add to it. I want this damn flu/cold/virus or whatever it is making me puke and sleep all day to just do one!

[AngryPaul]

My two front teeth.



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[by crikey!]

Shapeshifting abilities and supreme telekinetic powers :D



I read too many comic books :S

well if we're talking about magic powers here, non-winged supersonic flight and in-built SatNav would be another good gift.

nah, i'll settle for my orginal one. theres fantasy and then there is Fantasy if you get what i mean.

[queenofself]

i want a pig.

[Mister Qwerty]

More: Telekinetic powers,
The ability to phase through objects,
Masi Oka,
The Internet,
My own room,
A new MP3 player,
Another emu,
More green tea bags,
And the Nigerian guy (can't spell his name :rolleyes: ) from Fonejacker.

[neo_man]

This (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/inflatable-human-beach-ball-138380.php)

Please, it beats getting coal again.

[French Bread]

A £6,627.00 custom alienware i just designed

[natty dread]

this, please (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190132455924&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:Watchlink:middle:us)

[i_stalk_badgers]

A pony and a 360. Don't stand a chance of either though. *le sigh*

[Mister Qwerty]

This (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/inflatable-human-beach-ball-138380.php)

Please, it beats getting coal again.
Wow! I want one!

[~Crazy Penguin~]

I WANT this...

http://www.dejoria.co.uk/catalogue/html_content_images/ukdej010.jpg

But I only get this...(still good!!!)

http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/s7ondemand/zoom/flasht_zoom.jsp?company=HelzbergDiamonds&sku=1598024-s7&zoomwidth=560&zoomheight=560&vc=logo2=false&skin=HelzbergDiamonds/SWFs/HelzbergS83.swf

[Mister Qwerty]

Ask Heavy T to get you one.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

I like mine a little more polished. Although, Heavy's is the most orignal (literally) that I have ever seen!

[Ferg]

this, please (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190132455924&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:Watchlink:middle:us)


The only reason you could want that secret underground missile silo base is if you were a super villain and or mad scientist. I conclude that you must be plotting to take over the world :) Good luck with that but remember that we all know where your secret base will be, rendering it unsecret.

Oh and I would like a plane please or a rabbit :D (rabbits and planes arn't allowed where I live, something about noise or pooing on carpet)

EDIT: I actually want a mix between the too.... like a plabbit or a rane. That way it could fly around, give people hugs and deliver important secret messages in the effort to stop natty dread releasing nukes from his underground base :)

[big-chip]

Please, it beats getting coal again.

When i was young my parents hid all my presents and left me a piece of coal in a box on christmas morning while my brother sat there with a huge pile of stuff from santa.

Mean people.

[natty dread]

The only reason you could want that secret underground missile silo base is if you were a super villain and or mad scientist. I conclude that you must be plotting to take over the world :)

funnily enough i was contemplating world conquest earlier on this very day, the thought of using an old government missile base had not yet crossed my mind. thanks, you have made the entire task a lot easier, you deserve cookies.

[Feawen]

I'm really excited about this:

http://file035a.bebo.com/3/large/2007/10/09/00/8129449a5772296116l.jpg


If I had enough money for a new car I'd get that. There was a top gear where they drove a carver, and it looks less sexy than that picture, but it showed how fun it was.

Oh, and the windows are blacked out by MSpaint because that picture has two guys badly photoshopped in, all over the net. Can't find a picture without them in it.

It's a carbyke! When it's parked it tilts like a motorbike! I think it looks fairly sexy. And supposedly it's 'green' and low on petrol - likely because the weight is halved compared to a normal car. It's a hybrid (or all electric).