Picture War

[The Grim Reaper]

Post a pic of something that would completely own/destroy the pic above you.

eg. i post a tree, 2nd person posts fire, next person posts fire extinguisher

So to start it off:
http://ourhouse.ninemsn.com.au/ourhouse/images/factsheets/2000_ep23/2000_ep23_4.jpg

[big-chip]

You wooden birdbox will be destroyed by my...

http://www.english-country-garden.com/a/i/birds/green-woodpecker-9.jpg

WOODPECKER.

[tima]

Your bird would be scared away by my..

http://www.projectmessiah.com/x4/images/gallery/taron/Scarecrow.jpg

SCARECROW!

[Happy Aether]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41435000/jpg/_41435182_drought416.jpg

A drought! Your scarecrow is now useless!

[big-chip]

Your drought will be moistened by

http://www.jimhollisteragency.com/Flood.jpg

My flood.

[tima]

Your flood was evaporated by my..

http://www.costaricatravelpoints.com/images/arenal_volcano_eruption-smaller.jpg

Volcanic eruption!

[woody_tng]

Your volcano is quashed by my...
http://www.metrokc.gov/prepare/images/photos/tsunami.JPG
TSUNAMI

[shoopieshooz]

http://en.wikivisual.com/images/f/f8/Elephant-ear-sponge.jpg

my sponge absorbs your tsunami

[happy-go-lucky]

Your sponge is eaten by
http://i21.tinypic.com/9knyoo.jpg
my sea slug!

[shoopieshooz]

im not posting a pic, im just saying -^ that is rly cool =P

[Shalashaska]

You're sea slug will be killed by my...

http://www.diveatlas.com/travel/California11/SharkCloseMK.jpg

SHARK!

[Bappel]

Your shark will get catched by these
http://www.graphicnovels.brodart.com/images/books/Grampa_and_Julie.jpg
SHARK HUNTERS!

[French Bread]

who shall be defeated by PIRATES!!!!
http://www.readaboutcomics.com/images/092904_grampajulie02.jpg

[tima]

Your pirates will be offended by..

http://people.bu.edu/ethanri/piratejoke/piratejokelogo.gif

Pirate jokes!

[Evil-Muffin]

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/blonde_wish.jpg
My blonde jokes are funnier than your pirate jokes!!

[TheMattfish]

Your blonde jokes will be stopped by my

http://www.greenapple.com/~wrybred/despair%20political%20correctness.jpg
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!

[shoopieshooz]

your political correctness will be screwed about by...

http://www.abouttheimage.com/images/anarchy_images_fire.jpg

ANARCHY =P

[Happy Aether]

I counter you anarchy with...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Peace_dove.svg/598px-Peace_dove.svg.png
PEACE!

[shoopieshooz]

i kill your bird and ur peace with a gun

http://www.pyramydair.com/images/crosman-c11-bb-gun.jpg

[tima]

I kill you and your gun with..

http://soldner.jowood.com/images/weapons/M4.jpg

A bigger gun!

[Rowena]

I kill your bigger gun with

http://www.lacountyfraud.org/Page%20Pictures/Law%20&%20Policy/Law%20&%20Policy.jpg

Law and policy

[Shalashaska]

I break your scales with....
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/16tonwei.jpg
A huge weight.

[shoopieshooz]

http://home.earthlink.net/~clovenhoofpress2/steamrollerprints/Steamrollerprints-Images/27.jpg

I kill your weight with a steam roller

[badger man]

http://www.northafrica.de/safety-Dateien/image006.jpg

i would sink your steam roller with quick sand

[Happy Aether]

I dig up your sand and put it in...
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/940/50588039.JPG
A bucket!

[big-chip]

I render your bucket useless with

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/94/19/22741994.jpg

A HOLE!

[shoopieshooz]

i patch the hole with........
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1279912/2/istockphoto_1279912_plasters_bandaids.jpg

[noidtluom]

I cut the plaster open. Wrongly:
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/DoingItWrong.jpg

[badger man]

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/061213/n_potts_antidepressants_061213.300w.jpg

[big-chip]

Im afraid your drugs dont work here.

http://www.centaurservices.com/images/drugsdontwork.jpg

[badger man]

http://www.gate1travel.com/europe-travel/images/amsterdam_canal450.jpg

yes they do were in amsterdam

[big-chip]

No we havnt made it to Amsterdam yet because

http://www.q7c.com/travel/images/flight-delays.jpg

The flight were Delayed.

[TheMattfish]

You get taken there by

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Jumperposter.jpg

A Jumper!

[noidtluom]

Just couldn't miss the opportunity to put this image here. I put your jumper in:
http://fawny.org/blog/images/SpookyBurnt_47_GarbageCan.jpg

[Gonk]

i'll open that tin can with my BLOW TORCH!

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/01/21/22572101.jpg

[tima]

I convert your blow torch to christianity with..

http://media.radiosai.org/Journals/Vol_04/01APR06/images/Coverstory/the%20story%20of%20easter/jesus-cross.jpg

Jesus!

[Chris]

Jesus is no match for my...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Gay_flag.svg/777px-Gay_flag.svg.png
GAY PRIDE!

[Slurp]

Gay pride is, entirely distastefully, defeated by AIDZ
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8103/aidsha3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
edit: Bit I now lack the skill to make even the most homophobic jokes

[Chris]

I wash away the distastful Aids with...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/07/NewRibenaDesign.jpg/390px-NewRibenaDesign.jpg
RIBENA!

[Shintaz]

However, the Ribena wasn't produced in the first place because...
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r129699_427566.jpg
...Other Humans decided to CRUSH the berries!

[badger man]

but they contracted the rare foot berry disease

http://www.mountainjunky.co.uk/images/photos/pic230.JPG

[TheMattfish]

Fortunately, they are the feet of...

http://www.da-kolkoz.com/images_blog/hayden-panettiere.jpg

...Claire Bennet and they heal instantly.

[tima]

Unfortunately..

http://www.heroes-france.fr/images/stories/personnages/images/sylar/Sylar%20(5).jpg

That is just sylar who shapeshifted into her*.


Does he do that? It's been a while since I saw season1.

[noidtluom]

Which keeps on shapeshifting...
http://www.lonvig.dk/babelearte-frederik-far.jpg
(lol even more shapeshift ideas: http://www.lonvig.dk/babyart.htm)

EDIT: please just link to that image of the feet. I almost puked. Really.

[badger man]

but he is eaten by an evil cannibal frog.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/183500/183747EKmJ_w.jpg

[Chris]

^ Ignoring that

The Frog gets Squished by...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/American_truck.JPG/800px-American_truck.JPG
...my sexy red Lorry

[badger man]

but i stinger your truck

http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/Stinger_Spike.jpg

that shit on your big red sandwich

[Slurp]

But your GayMan launched Stinger system is beaten by my...
http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/1019/magnetcv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
KNIFE MAGNET!
EDIT: Seriously, what do you do to post images at a decent size?? I've well forgotten

[Chris]

Your knife magnet is eaten by my...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Robot_asimo_cropped.jpg
ROBOT!

[badger man]

your robot is beaten by the jetsons by slaving it

http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/jetsons.jpg

[alexj9]

My ware wolf distroys the jetsons


http://thumbnails.imajr.com/Ware_wolf.bmp_439451.jpg (http://imajr.com/Ware_wolf.bmp_439451)

[swampmonkey]

Your werewolf is killed by my silver bullet
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w77/swampmonkey_bucket/silverbullet.jpg

[alexj9]

Your silver bullet is melted by my flame thrower.

http://thumbnails.imajr.com/flame_thrower.bmp_439583.jpg (http://imajr.com/flame_thrower.bmp_439583)

[big-chip]

your flame thrower is totally pwnt

http://www.utsystem.edu/ohr/neo/graphics/Risk%20Managment/RiskManagmentGraphics/FireExtinguisher.gif

by a fire extinguisher

[TheMattfish]

Your fire extinguisher is blown up (and in the process of doing so knocked a bad guy out a window)

http://www.kulturblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/willis-die-hard-4.jpg

by John McClane!

[noidtluom]

Still got totally pwnt:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/636932539_84e21aacc4.jpg

[Chris]

Your wheelchair is destroyed by my...http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Stretcherbond2.jpg/800px-Stretcherbond2.jpg
Brick wall! (which you for some reason drive into)

[noidtluom]

the worlds tallest demolition machine, manufactured in Japan.

http://www.kobelco-kenki.co.jp/english/corporateinfo/news/img/2005_oct22.jpg

[woody_tng]

I dismantle your machine with my...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/177643241_72d3452eca_m.jpg

Gas axe

[Ginger Ninja]

I dismantle you Gas axe...
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5323/pict4091sizedxa6.jpg
with MY gas axe :)

[alexj9]

I blow up your gas axe with my TNT.

http://thumbnails.imajr.com/TNT.bmp_448771.jpg (http://imajr.com/TNT.bmp_448771)

[noidtluom]

I've always thought about how colour blind people diffuse bombs...
Officer: Quick! Defuse the bomb!
Diffuser: Nooo! I can't tell which is the correct wire!
Officer: Don't you just cut the red wire? Then move the blue wire to the green slot?
Diffuser: I'm colour blind you boron.
Officer: :(

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/71/Braeburn_GrannySmith_dichromat_sim.jpg

Yeah, my colour-blind guy eats your dynamite.

[Shintaz]

But sadly, he suffers from anorexia.
http://www.youthnoise.com/site/images/fitc/anorexia%20(2).jpg
So he just doesnt chew it, meaning it's still active.

[FuriousPanda]

Your cannabis is smoked! now you have nothing to put in your anti drug posters!

(yeah, its a bit vague, but I had to rescue the thread!)

Hello page 5

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/8378/ibeatanorexiatshirtgj6.jpg

I beat anorexia with therapy!

[Chris]

I pop your fat self with a...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6a/2006_01020005.JPG/800px-2006_01020005.JPG
Pin!

[noidtluom]

...wow, you just scarred my imagination for life. pop. pop. pop.
pop.
pop.
pop.
pop.
pop. poop.

...back on-topic.
I sew it back up:
http://www.achristianhome.org/SEWING_and_Craft_Basket/Sewing7.jpg

[alexj9]

My scissors cut your thread.

http://thumbnails.imajr.com/scissors.bmp_465854.jpg (http://imajr.com/scissors.bmp_465854)

[Gabber-Baby]

My rocks blunt your scissors..

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/gabber-baby/stones.jpg

[alexj9]

My sling shot throws away your rocks.

http://thumbnails.imajr.com/sling_shot.bmp_465926.jpg (http://imajr.com/sling_shot.bmp_465926)

[Emptyspraycan]

My boomerang brings the stones back!

http://www.innovationtools.com/images/boomerangs.jpg

[Chris]

My Beaver Gnaws your wood!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/Castor_canadensis.jpg/800px-Castor_canadensis.jpg

[Happy Aether]

http://www.mountainsofstone.com/images/Beaver%20Pelt.jpg
I skin your beaver!

[noidtluom]

Skinning it revealed a now very angry man. He punches you:
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Beaver_Costume.jpg

[Emptyspraycan]

I spork him to death!

http://www.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/items/spork-sul-M.jpg

[Clowsrule]

Nothing can own sporks except...

http://www.dargate.com/243_auction/243_images/103.jpg

It's parents, which are a spoon and a fork which mated and made a spork. They punish him and beat him to death. The forks pointy bits expecially hurt.

[Chris]

But I Invite...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Uri_Geller.jpg/800px-Uri_Geller.jpg
Uri Geller Round to Tea.
He bends Your knives and Forks.

[Clowsrule]

http://www.maniacworld.com/David-Blaine.jpg

David Blaine out- magics him!!!

[Shintaz]

Surely we remember when he was DEFEATEN BY...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41385000/jpg/_41385693_blaine_enters_afp416b.jpg
A tank of water!

[Clowsrule]

I use air bubbles to save him.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/71/86/22578671.jpg

[woody_tng]

I burst your bubbles with...

http://www.gammill.net/cart/images/corsage%20pins.JPG

PINS.

[Clowsrule]

I hire a little Chinese kid to blow them back!!

http://www.pacca.org/images/boy_blowing_bubbles.jpg

[woody_tng]

His bubbles get burst by my...

http://www.cousinlarry.com/upload/Bed_of_nails.JPG

BED OF NAILS.

[noidtluom]

As a budding entrepreneur I cover your needles with...

http://www.llnl.gov/asci/tsf/images/images04/may04_9_large.gif

...a carpet.

[Clowsrule]

I BURN the carpet

http://williamrubel.com/wp-content/uploads/fire.jpg

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[maldirth]

I extinguish the fire with some SAND.

http://www.travelblog.org/.../tb_mui_ne_sand_dunes.jpg

[Chris]

Are you a Stupid?
Post a Picture of some sand! Nuhhh!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Sand_sorting_tower.jpg/542px-Sand_sorting_tower.jpg
See?

[maldirth]

Are you a Stupid?
Post a Picture of some sand! Nuhhh!



I did, but for some reason it didn't produce an image! So get off your
high horse!

[Chris]

And I should know this?

Sorry anyway.
Just Thought you were one of the spammy lot who's been joining up lately.

[Clowsrule]

I contain it with a...
http://www.patiousa.com/store/images/sandbox_lrg.jpg
SAND BOX!!!!

Hey look it's the same little chinese kid over to the right.

[Chris]

So it is!
I Murder the kids in their dreams with...
http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz671outcome1.jpg
FREDDY KRUEGER!

[Clowsrule]

Well Jason pwns him

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jason_14_inch_Figure_L.jpg

[maldirth]

And I should know this?

Sorry anyway.
Just Thought you were one of the spammy lot who's been joining up lately.

Well, you do now...:confused:

I melt Kruger's knife hands with a pool of...

ACID!

http://http://pubs.usgs.gov/of/2001/of01-041/htmldocs/images/acid/acid2.jpg

[XtremeNL]

I neutralise your acid with my....
STRONG BASE!

http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/aeon_attack_uef_base_1163542877.jpg

[happy-go-lucky]

http://i2.tinypic.com/6p99rpv.jpg
Boom. Bye bye base.

[XtremeNL]

I render your radiation powerless with my....

HAZMAT SUIT!
http://www.emergency.unsw.edu.au/hazmat.jpg

[Clowsrule]

I burn it again.

http://williamrubel.com/wp-content/uploads/fire.jpg

[Br3adf1sh]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/etukka/IMAG0094.jpg
I put it out with my water!

['Ello Guv'ner]

I contaminate your water with my...
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/trojan_nuke.jpg

Nuclear Power plant

[Socks]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2389/stupiditygp2.th.jpg (http://img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stupiditygp2.jpg)

I render your nuclear power plant useless with my good ol' buddy, Homer Simpson.

['Ello Guv'ner]

I beat homer with a...
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Simpsons_Donuts-l.jpg
doughnut

[noidtluom]

Google says:
http://www.seroundtable.com/archives/orkut-bad-server.gif

['Ello Guv'ner]

I beat Google with...
http://metropolis.co.jp/tokyofeaturestoriesarchive299/261/pics/coverimage.jpg
The Y2K Virus.

[Clowsrule]

I use my Virus protection.
http://www.tiger.se/Computer_Virus_Protection.jpg
Lol, I wonder if this would actually work :confused:

[woody_tng]

I pierce the rubber with a...
http://www.getridofthings.com/images/pimples-2.jpg
NEEDLE.

[Br3adf1sh]

I bend the pin with my
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/wawako07/eeee.jpg
Pliers!

['Ello Guv'ner]

I couldn't think of anything good so I'll just crush them with...
http://blogmedia.thenewstribune.com/media/Big_Rock_01.jpg
A Big Rock

[happy-go-lucky]

Your rock is eroded by...

http://i12.tinypic.com/6qdv6sm.gif

my river!

['Ello Guv'ner]

Global warming:
http://oldorchardcinemapub.com/uploads/images/Global%20Warming.jpg

[happy-go-lucky]

Al Gore!

http://i17.tinypic.com/6tf2n2u.jpg

[Clowsrule]

Man Bear Pig!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/ManBearPig_Sketch.jpg

Lol, from south park

[Br3adf1sh]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa6/postmanchat/meat_cleaver.jpg
Meat cleaver ^-^

[happy-go-lucky]

I will destroy your meat cleaver with...
http://i9.tinypic.com/6jfftyx.jpg
My RUST!

[Clowsrule]

I stop it with

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41VQT452B3L._AA280_.jpg

RUST SEAL

[Qwertyuiop]

Rust Seal is surrounded by a giant wall of...

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/2005/Piracy%20Ad.gif

That really annoying DVD Piracy advert at the beginning of most films which you can't skip, pause or fast foward (and for the purpose of this game, it's on an infinate loop).

Unable to cope any longer, the Rust Seal somehow grows hands and kills it's self.

[noidtluom]

Do i need to explain?
http://digital-lifestyles.info/copy_images/software-piracy-lg.jpg

[Qwertyuiop]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/webmaster99/barry-scott.jpg

Cillit Bang!! Need I say more?

[arw360degrees]

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=8298&rendTypeId=4
Mwahahaha!

[Clowsrule]

ok, arw360degrees, wtf wuz that?

uh... idk, I'll just burn it for the 3rd time

http://williamrubel.com/wp-content/uploads/fire.jpg

[noidtluom]

Fighting fire with fire, and an ultimate cat:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/1569603610_dd0087b522.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

No explanation needed
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1758032/2/istockphoto_1758032_super_dog.jpg

[Qwertyuiop]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/images/series1/ep1/ep1_6.jpg

That was your first slice of crunch, courtesy of Naboo!

[Chris]

The point of the game Is to post things that are slightly related to the the previous picture. Piracy Isn't really defeated by Cillit Bang Is It?
Does Maggie Thatcher have anything thing to do with Cillit bang? NO!
Stop Fucking up the Rules.

[Clowsrule]

I'm ignoring the noob Qwertyuiop cuz his pic it retarded and he copied my location and won't change it "the spammy nub" and i use,

http://www.cnn.com/US/9909/21/spay.or.pay/doggie.pickup.jpg

A dog catcher

['Ello Guv'ner]

I use...
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r151426_539789.jpg
A mad dog that gets the better of the dog catcher.
(i couln't think of anything)

[arw360degrees]

I shave your dog and roast it!
http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/germany/medieval09.jpg
(After turning it into a pig)

[Shintaz]

I defeat your meat with...
https://www.dineoncampus.com/tools/contentImages/bc_vegetarian_icon%5B1%5D.JPG

Vegetarianism!

[ObUk]

i defeat your vegetarianism with.....

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6499/hambofv5.jpg

[Clowsrule]

hambo... gets owned by a fat guy. (With the help of some tasty condamins)

http://450pounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/fat-guy2.jpg

[happy-go-lucky]

I defeat your fat guy with:
http://i15.tinypic.com/8big9r6.jpg
Weight watchers!

[ObUk]

i Defeat WeightWatchers with

MUTANT MASS-EXTREME WEIGHT GAINER!! RAWR! :trex:
http://www.strongernutrition.com/imgGrabber.aspx?id=2980017&Width=250&Height=250

['Ello Guv'ner]

I couldn't think of anything imaginative so i resorted to what i always use in this situation...
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/59184/2/istockphoto_59184_atomic_bomb_mushroom_cloud_nuke. jpg
NUKES!!!!:shock:

[Clowsrule]

the radiation will never stop me!!!!

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/international/proliferation/images/h_types_1.jpg

[Emptyspraycan]

Kill them Milky Joe!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/05/16/milkyjoe_396x222.jpg

[woody_tng]

I defeat your coconut headed beast with my collection of killer balls at the...

http://www.lhshow.co.uk/gallery/2007/S_CoconutShy.jpg

Coconut Shy.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Which are usually at a fair and what beats a fair?
http://images.digitalmedianet.com/2005/Week_37/qfwlzfmr/story/screenshot3.jpg
Flying Saucers!!!

[happy-go-lucky]

Everyone in you flying saucers gets drunk on my...
http://i14.tinypic.com/6k6hq2h.jpg
ALCOHOL.

And then they crash and buuurn.

[arw360degrees]

The point of the game Is to post things that are slightly related to the the previous picture. Piracy Isn't really defeated by Cillit Bang Is It?
Does Maggie Thatcher have anything thing to do with Cillit bang? NO!
Stop Fucking up the Rules.

Actually, Cillit Bang is Toxic therefore killing the tipsy pirate.
Margaret Thatcher is the 'Iron Lady'. Iron is one of the few things that Cillit Bang doesn't corrode.

Anyway, on with the game... http://users.vei.net/bklyn-aa/logo.gif Alcoholics Anonymous, The source of all worldly frustration.

[Clowsrule]

all the kids say,

http://www.amitiesquebec-israel.org/photos/abus/hezbollah.jpg

We want out beer!!!

['Ello Guv'ner]

Well I bribe the kids with...
http://i.pbase.com/o4/84/49884/1/58348738.ChoclateBlock3.JPG
Chocolate

[Clowsrule]

ok ur pic don't work on my cp, but I know what choclate looks like so...

Anorexia!!!

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7852/anorexia67aa.jpg

we still want our beer!!!

[Clowsrule]

sorry for the thread bump, this thread was getting to the 2nd page, and I like it more than all those new crap ones so, POST!

['Ello Guv'ner]

Me too, but i can't find anything to beat anirexia so, BUMB!

[Chris]

Actually, Cillit Bang is Toxic therefore killing the tipsy pirate.
Margaret Thatcher is the 'Iron Lady'. Iron is one of the few things that Cillit Bang doesn't corrode.


Nothing to do with each other though.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Leave that alone, that was ages ago now.

[alexj9]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5953/partyfooduy7.jpg

My party food scares away the anerexic.

Edit: Oh I forgot the beer sorry.

[Clowsrule]

This speed eater gets to the food before she does and eats it all before she even touches it.

http://www.sketchcamp.com/images/kobayashi.jpg

[woody_tng]

Easy to defeat with my
http://www.carlspawn.com/images/misc./shotguns.gif

Shotguns.

[Clowsrule]

well, seeing you not the most creative person... (I am officially a hipocryt)

Dick Chene suck with shotguns so he misses

http://www.760kfmb.com/rick_blog/imglib/elmer_cheney.jpg

[woody_tng]

I defeat your cartoon representation of him using cartoon rules
http://www.chinese-tools.com/jdd/public/documents/photos/hand/2.gif

I STICK MY FINGERS DOWN THE BARREL OF HIS GUN AND IT EXPLODES.

['Ello Guv'ner]

I beat your toons with...
http://www.the7thlevel.com/images/judgedoom.jpg
The bad guy off of "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit".

[Clowsrule]

I use a steamroller. (thats how he died in the movie right?)

http://home.earthlink.net/~clovenhoofpress2/steamrollerprints/Steamrollerprints-Images/27.jpg

[noidtluom]

No.
Because they then found out that we was a toon too. He died from his own "toon-killer-evil-glop" thing.
(wow i actually watched the movie again to check that.)

This thing is more powerful than your steamroller anyway:

http://lh3.google.com/_Xx0Q9q0-dXo/RnrRBWkrNTI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/tC1Zu2hGdKQ/s800/E:%5CDCIM%5C101HP537%5CHPIM0163.JPG

[woody_tng]

I break up your boulder with
http://www.narzedzia.poznet.pl/kango2500.jpg

A Kango Hammer

[Clowsrule]

i break your Kango Hammer with my,

http://www.narzedzia.poznet.pl/kango2500.jpg

Kango Hammer

[Satans Trousers]

Your Kango Hammer would be Swiss Cheesened by my...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1218/g36ccw0.png

HK G36-C

[Clowsrule]

But unfortunately,

http://www.760kfmb.com/rick_blog/imglib/elmer_cheney.jpg

Dick Cheney is using it so he misses.

[Satans Trousers]

Doesn't that mean we're back on the hammer, because Dick arsed up with th G36 and the Hammer lives?

['Ello Guv'ner]

actually, i think he's right.

So i beat the hammer ironically with...
http://www.gsi.ie/NR/rdonlyres/EBA7F20A-5600-4529-8F65-B3A0DB443A25/0/sunset_boulder.jpg
Another bigger boulder.

[alexj9]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6430/demolitionvg0.jpg

My demolition ball smashes your boulder.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Not sure how this beats the ball, but I'm posting it anyway.
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/simpsonsmoviestill2.jpg

[Clowsrule]

FAIL

Homer will never win against his crave for doughnuts.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/958/minett2.jpg

[Satans Trousers]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9982/buddhayb0.png

Skinny anorexic Buddha banishes all foods.

(Me drawed him)

[Clowsrule]

ouch goes the buhdda

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5mjee1X_Gwp35M:http://www.tamilnation.org/

['Ello Guv'ner]

I protect buddas eyes with...
http://www.uvps.com/products%5CSAFETY%20PRODUCTS.A2.EYE%20PROTECTION.E YEPRO%5CCHEMICAL%20SPLASH%20GOGGLES.EYEPRO%20%20%2 0W%5CEYEPRO%20%20%20%20W_primary_WebPic1.JPG
Goggles.

[Satans Trousers]

Yay! Protect The Buddha!

[Happy Aether]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/19/The_Goggles,_they_do_nothing!.gif/180px-The_Goggles,_they_do_nothing!.gif

['Ello Guv'ner]

i defeat your radioactive man with reality...
http://www.piperreport.com/archives/Images/Reality%20Check%20for%20Big%20Pharma%20and%20Medic are%20Part%20D.jpg
Radioactive man got his powers in a nuclear strike, no humans could sirvive that!

[Clowsrule]

Your road signs do nothing

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/thumbnails/Funny11.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

I beat your confusing sign with...
http://www.socalbikenite.com/GoodLuckSign.jpg
an even more confusing sign

Here's a link to a lot more funny pics. (http://www.socalbikenite.com/Funny.htm)

[Clowsrule]

this burns it down

http://www.xenomorphic.co.uk/images/05flamethrower.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

http://genesis.petra.ac.id/portfolio/images/back_disclaimer.gif
It clearly says on your pic that this is not real, were as the sign post is, As every none retarded person knows the fictional world cannot affect the real world!

[Clowsrule]

But we are...

the disclaimers
http://www.lemonrock.com/bandpics/picbandphoto5204_186630_jodyspeakerstack12.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

Your picture doesnt show up, it's just a square with a X in it.
So your pic doesnt count.

[Clowsrule]

Yes it does.

http://media.myfoxmilwaukee.com/images/politics/YourVoteCounts.jpg

[Gin-fish]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/teamkim.jpg

Not in my regime!

[Clowsrule]

Style overwhelms her

http://www.masks-wigs-and-costumes.com/Costumes/images/Copy_of_50s_glasses_DLX_4_COLORS.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

the 70's destroyed all things fashionable and stylish.
http://www.supergroovy70s.com/images/70s-multi.jpg

[Clowsrule]

Time flies

http://saeed.netio.ca/Media/Graphics/Article/Futurama/30th-Century-Fox--thumbnail-300,

['Ello Guv'ner]

But time is relative, a invention of man, as proved by my good friend
http://www.orderofthewhitelion.com/aaa%20images/EinsteinAlbert.gif

[Clowsrule]

explanation*

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMC/ax503~Albert-Einstein-s-Birthday-Greetings-Posters.jpg

[Socks]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4755/genefh5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Inspiration

['Ello Guv'ner]

Socks wins, Nothing beats kiss

Except
http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/2483/Iron_Maiden_003.jpg

[Vercci]

A box with a red x inside it? :p

[ILikePie08]

i beat kiss with...
nuke :)
(i dont know how to post images :(...)

[Nox__]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5154/kisssavessanta44202dx2.jpg
Kiss has other commitments

[Socks]

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

['Ello Guv'ner]

I don't need to remind you do I?
http://www.drennor.com/flash/comedy/misc/ultimateShowdown.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

i fail to see how that beats THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY.

['Ello Guv'ner]

And how can those heroes beat Chuck Norris... ?

Goto mixed toons on the main page and look for Ultimate showdown.

Anyway, You Got F'd in the A

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7605/15501271nn8.png

['Ello Guv'ner]

Like that stops most people, my guardians don't care you donkey R****g s**t eater.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41002000/jpg/_41002095_swearing_203.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

Soaps suck, heres the proof:
http://www.talkingprops.co.uk/includes/grafix/latest/eastenders.gif

['Ello Guv'ner]

LoL, south park takes the piss out of global warming:
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/10/south_park2.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

And so we become primitive again
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1727048/2/istockphoto_1727048_primitive_art.jpg
And don't have the technology to make EMPs.

['Ello Guv'ner]

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/burningbook.jpg

[Nox__]

http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/afanimals/mammals/hippo.jpg
My large water dwelling mammal stomps out your fire.

[Nox__]

http://mosshippohaven.info/flying_hippo.jpg
my large flying water dwelling mammal eats your harpoon gun aswell as any giant spiders, mummys and tanks in the area.

[woody_tng]

Your large flying mammal is no match for
http://nexusone.shackspace.com/nuke-the-whales.jpg

My nuke

['Ello Guv'ner]

LoL, your nerds get owned when there precious computers crash
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/5_apr07/owned_BSOD_1.png

[Nox__]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6137/billwl9.png
ITS A TRAP

['Ello Guv'ner]

America disagrees
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/7/7d/160px-20051129_northlake-il5.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

Ok, so it's a gif
http://www.damones.net/jebus4.gif
Jesus can't compare with the Funkier, Hunkier and all round better Jebus!:angel:

[CraZe]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7524/homerprof.gif

Mr.x is homer simpson.

[CraZe]

http://www.the-gadgeteer.com/assets/usb-geeks-homer-simpson-optical-mouse2.jpg

Homer is being drowned in this waterfilled USB-driven thingyhttp://www.biblelife.org/bigbang.jpg

Try beating that :eng101:

[CraZe]

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/q-star-trek.jpg

This guy is Q!!! He freks up your Big Bang.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(Star_Trek)
http://www.elevateyourpulse.com/forums/Uploads/Images/53c58f7a-2b75-44e7-a87a-b9f0.jpg
Your tough...only thing i can think of is this

I remembered a raptor jesus so i thought....perfect!

[CraZe]

http://www.occultopedia.com/images_/asteroid.jpg

ASteroid killed the dinosaurs... and I could have gone for Romans too since they killed Jesus, but didn't
http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/Missile%20Shoots/031%20Tomahawk%20cruise%20missle.jpg
We had a bet...i'm not giving up :weebl_lo:

I studied another asteroid like this...missle defense system :)

[CraZe]

http://www.powercommander.com/powercommander_iii_usb/images/button_images/powercommander_customer_support_smaller.gif

Sorry your image is broken.

All your base belong to us!

[Chris]

I fix the image with a...
http://www.gregchambers.com/kronus-toolset.jpg
Toolset.

[CraZe]

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/3/P10252904.jpg

I take the manliness out of your toolset..
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Y4JnFfJGqKceM:http://www.mcnabbs.org/andrew/comments/paraffin/img/skillet-handle1.jpeg
I return with melted iron!

[CraZe]

http://www.tacc.utexas.edu/research/users/features/images/cc_icefloe.jpg

I'll put your fire out with cold ice, and water!
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/pakistan/drought.jpg
Fail :)

FIXED x2.

[CraZe]

http://salaamshrine.com/images/DesertOasis.jpg

The oasis pwn your nasty desert!

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/172/desert_sunrise_t2371.jpg
It is a illusion

Stupid error...can't see my images...hopefully i fixed it

[CraZe]

http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com/mt/archives/Blind%20Links.jpg

Can't see your "illusion" image... However... here's my reply.

I beat your illusion with BLINDNESS

http://www.fellowshipnashville.org/data/Images/video2.jpg

Blindfold is off..and i return :eng101:

['Ello Guv'ner]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg

Havn't seen the movie so i'll just post this.

[StumpyMcGoat]

Melting carbonite
http://www.petit-fritsen.nl/images_2/gietengecompr.jpg

[Meatballs]

My lawyers shut down your smelting plant...

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n8/Zatoichi_01/random/lawyers.jpg

[gwasanaethau]

My red-top newspapers post scandalous stories about your lawyers...
http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2007/11/09/Popular460.jpg

[Meatballs]

I will destroy you're papers with water from my hose!

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n8/Zatoichi_01/hose.jpg

['Ello Guv'ner]

pins get beat by oxidation.
http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/photographerschoice/pcrf006/pcrf006014.jpg

[MOONHITLER]

the oxydation gets scratched off by the 2p coin
http://www.ukcoinpics.co.uk/dec/02/2_92r.jpg

[MOONHITLER]

your vending machine gets smashed into by a group of ugly chavs.
http://www.yusef.co.uk/chav.JPG

[hoopsdo]

The police are broken up by

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k110/strickland306/STEWARTCOPELAND.jpg

Rising tensions between Stewart Copeland and Sting

[harwin101]

hahahahahahaha well done to the person abaove i dont think anyone will be able to top that xxx

[Martini]

I love this game. Playing it on a other forum.

http://www.dansdata.com/images/psycho.jpg
No negotiation possible with a psycho. ( no-offence against ppl with long hair :p )

Ow and ppl. Plz post the reason why your picture owns the one that has been posted above yours. :)

[mat-tracteur561]

well here one
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r427/fergusondeere/hero_angel.jpg
nicolas angel owns everyone
HA

[mat-tracteur561]

doesw this mean ive won


WOOOOOOOP

[Cyberbot]

Enter Jesus

http://watkins.gospelcom.net/bikerjesus.bmp

[Smowy]

http://easterjourney.org.uk/img/cross.jpg
Sorry man

[mat-tracteur561]

the only person who can PWN jesus and eithen possibly jebus is...
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r427/fergusondeere/260px-Agent47.jpg

agent 47
try and beat that HA

[Cyberbot]

Enter Homer
http://www.fanboy.com/images/homer-simpson.jpg

[Phoen!X]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n229/jimburber/bg8gld.gif

Stupid sexy Flanders!

[Cyberbot]

Enter Devil Flanders
http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/upload/2007/07/flanders_devil-718980.gif

[mat-tracteur561]

its time for
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMSTNhKK0I
GERARD LE PAYSAN
viv la france ehh??

[Yellow Eggs]

40647

[mat-tracteur561]

Omfg that poor tractor noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Yellow Eggs]

Muhahaha the evil grilled cheese empire claims its first victim

[mat-tracteur561]

why yellow eggs WHY??????

[Yellow Eggs]

well it was the only thing i could think of but you know i dont mean it mat :angel:

anyway to get the ball rolling again who can beat this

http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/509/truth.png

and i didnt mean the attachment to be here too

[Quintumply]

http://www.thecybersource.com/images/bsod.jpg

[Yellow Eggs]

http://gamer.blorge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/playstation-3-game-console.jpg

[carrotcake]

Wtf egg

[Yellow Eggs]

sony beats windows (as if they ever will) it was the only thing i could think of

[Quintumply]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6848/sonyps3ylodtv1.jpg

Yellow light of death


Also, if it were me responding to BSoD I'd have posted a picture of a Mac, probably.

Just sayin'.

[Yellow Eggs]

Oh my i didnt know ps3's had a light of death :-| i fear for my ps3's life now
Actually a picture of a mac would have made more sense

anyway just to even it all out again
http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rrod_shirt.jpg

[Quintumply]

http://3redlightfix.com/Book3.jpg

[Yellow Eggs]

http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/211224-4med.jpg

[Quintumply]

http://valley93.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/anvil_3c.jpg

Anvils falling from the sky pwn everything.

[Yellow Eggs]

Clever but this pwns anvils all the time
http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/2008/05/06/superman.jpg

he would melt it with his heat vision then throw it into a black hole while enjoying a good old mug o tea and a mr kipling cake

[Quintumply]

http://www.cville.com/members/adam/images/statues/kryptonite.jpg

[Yellow Eggs]

Nooo! Nooo! my one weakness! Curses! Curses! Must....think of....something... [hits the emergency button on his throne]
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

the planet the kryptonite is on is destroyed. Quorn Party!

[mat-tracteur561]

it must only have been of pure evil if teh computer doesnt show it anyway ill start again

who or what can beat this
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r427/fergusondeere/frenchman.jpg

vive la france
edit: omfg its me

[Pilk Man]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/600px-Wermacht_Commander-in-Chief_flag.svg.png

Oh yes, I went there.