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skoo
06-11-2007, 11:08 PM
BigSigh (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=1762931&postcount=1), an ex forum user has started a wonderful e-mail corrospondance with me.

Edit: I have found a picture of the fellow!

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2713/bigsighdq8.jpg

This (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=1762876&postcount=87) post was edited by me to remove the vulgar laguage. He then made this (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=1762911&postcount=89) post.

I replied with:
Stop shitting on a good thread. If you don't like it, don't post. If you wish to debate Christmas, we have a sub forum for that. Consider this your only warning.

His reply was something along the lines of "Fuck you, skoo!" so I banned him.

Thus ends the backstory.


So you’ve banned me from your poxy website despite the abuse and unwelcoming advances i received from other users?

I don’t think i want to use a messageboard that not only censors and edits a user’s thread but quite happily lets other users abuse a new poster without allowing the new user to defend himself!

Good work!

I’ll stick to the bbc boards were users are allowed to actually voice views they hold themselves rather than the edited highlights as deemed fit by the board admin!

There’s no point asking people their opinions on particular subjects whenever other users ridicule and abuse the user with no recourse for defence or comeback!

Very one sided, not neutral, not a well run forum!

So, no sir, FUCK YOU!!



Yeah we do tend to ban stuck-up abusive dicks.

See you.



Hey BigSigh.

I banned you, and I would do it again. You were in general pap, a subforum where the topics are for light hearted discussion. You started -debating- the topic of Christmas, and some people told you not to be so mean spirited. I had to edit the vulgar language out of
your post and told you to make a post in the debate section if you wished to continue. You replied and told me, and I quote, "Fuck you, skoo!"

If you had read the FAQs, you'd have seen that we do not tollerate abuse of our admins.

If you told a bbc moderator to fuck themselves I'm pretty sure they would not allow this either.

Best regards,

skoo

P.S. Fuck you, and your attitude.


fuck you and your poxy site, i regularly tell the bbc mods to fuck off and i'm still posting!
so you can keep your wee gay club and go fuck yourselves!



Show me one of your posts on their site that has you publicly saying fuck off.

You skanked up cockjockey.

It was at this point I decided I was going to turn into a troll on him and bait him into internet rage.


get bent you fucking closet straight!

i don't need to show you any fucking thing!

but sending me that link for child porn was uncalled for and sick!

your email has been forwarded to the internet authorities!

pervert!


Okay first up, that first line fails a logic check. The third line is pulled out of thin air and the fourth line is comedy gold.


Hahahaha the internet police. Nice one. I am reporting you to facewatch for being a total cockspanner. See? I can invent authorities
too. OH GOD STOP SENDING ME ILLEGAL MUSIC AND PORN PLEASE NEVER E-MAIL ME AGAIN OH NOES.


call yourself an administrator? you webshite is a joke!
you were one of the first to attack my opinions!
whatever happened to freedom of speech, whats your agenda?

get a kick out of your limited power trip? get a warm tingling feeling do you?

a wee stiffy when you edit posters and pick on noobs? then have a wee wank over what pc?

get fuct loser!

i need your forum like a fucking hole in the head you spastic!

the bbc know how to run a proper messageboard, just you keep fiddling with your school's newspaper!

I decided to bend the truth a little here, I hope you appreciate it. I don't think you're all kids. (Just Whitetotem)


I didn't attack your opinions, I removed your vulgar language. Our site is for kids. You were swearing and calling the kids "dicks". Big
man on campus huh? Why don't you think about how your rotten axe-wound of a mouth sounds before you spew forth vulgarities at kids. You sick fuck. Just be thankful I'm not taking this any further. The internet police would be very interested in your harassment.

FYI: You need a hole in the head to talk, breathe, taste, hear, and smell things. Try using a different colloquialism.


oh, the internet police, tee hee!
i was referring to a bullet hole you naive fuck!

northern ireland is a fun place for a bullet dodger, you twat!

so it was your "kids" that attacked my posts, good man, blaming kids for an appalling attempt at a webshite!

when they act like adults and talk like adults they will be replied to in a similar fashion, when they talk like kids and act accordingly they will be treated in that manner!

but in the big bad world of the internet you don't know who you talking too or indeed fucking with!

you'd do well to bear that in mind spanner!

I decided to play on the Irish thing, again, I mean no offence to any Irish readers. I am purely trying to incite rage into this timebomb-fucktard.


It was a thread about Christmas, everyone was talking about looking forward to it. Until you came along like Scrooge Mcfuck and ruined it.
We have a debate section in the forum. I told you to start a debate thread if you wanted to discuss the morals of Christmas. You ignored
my request and told me to fuck off. How mature of you, little paddy lad.

Good luck with your bullet-hole of a face, axe-wound.Tell paddy it's a code green alert, eh?


code green alert?

you naive fuck!

current uk status is bikini black special!
asshole!

do you not think your approach was incorrect?
i'm normally fairly placid but have been completely disillusioned by your "kids" on your webshite! i was attacked from the start! totally foul treatment of a noob and the kind of action labelled bullying in some sections and you yap about your "kids" yet quite happily sanction and justify bullying!

go ahead big man!

bang bang!



Oh no, don't shoot me with your spud gun. Oh, wait, no potatoes for the Irish eh?



yeah you're very funny safely tucked up in your he-man duvet! we eat spuds we don't waste them on excretia known as english!
just watch your back shoo!

I decided halfway through that I was going to suddenly freestyle rap battle this guy:


He-man duvet? I didn't notice your mum had one. You're right though, I should watch my back. She is kind of beastly sized.

Hey there Small sigh, check this out - I'm rapping at you in an e-mail.
You can't spell my name right, and your taunts have balls like a female.
That's right son, none. I served you up proper guv, you got done.
Go make yourself a cup of brew, I'll set the blackboard up for a lesson.
Professor's name is skoo and you're just a thick irish prick with a dress on.

Brap brap, bruv. See this is how we do in London town, boy.

If you got game, bring it. But I'm bringing drama. Fuck you and your
mother fucking momma.

(Credit goes to 2pac for the last line)

His reply, in its full glory?

tit


PART TWO? CLICK HERE (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=1765245&postcount=37)

Nuclear Spoon
06-11-2007, 11:21 PM
Lol, BBC forums.

stalefish
06-11-2007, 11:22 PM
Laughing at idiots makes life worth living. :)

piemastermike
06-11-2007, 11:33 PM
fuk u skoo

Lucage
06-11-2007, 11:38 PM
Hah, nicely done. And yeah 'lol' @ BBC forums.

skoo
06-11-2007, 11:47 PM
Updated.

Taekwon-joe
06-11-2007, 11:51 PM
The rap battle is a good idea. I always find that it is best to just confuse anyone that annoys me.

piemastermike
06-11-2007, 11:57 PM
rest in peace 2pac

Mr_Moo
06-11-2007, 11:57 PM
This lovely chap needs a hug <3

skoo
06-11-2007, 11:57 PM
Requesting a 2pac avatar

Boyinabox
06-11-2007, 11:58 PM
Now I know why the BBC "Have your say" forums get me wound up.

Archaeology hat
07-11-2007, 12:02 AM
What a cretin...

Bappel
07-11-2007, 12:02 AM
This is so great! I've been waiting for thing kind of thing since the Jake thing.

I love you skoo for this!

Make skoo a 2pac avatar now! He requests it and shall recieve it!

terrorbite
07-11-2007, 12:03 AM
An internet tough guy huh?

I know what to do with tough guys...

*scratches knife and fork on plate*

skoo
07-11-2007, 12:11 AM
Just as brainfood for a possible skoo-pac avatar, how about a jam with Thug Life written on the label? Just sayin. (Tupac had this as a tattoo)

Lucage
07-11-2007, 12:13 AM
Now I know why the BBC "Have your say" forums get me wound up.

Heh, I was apparently the cause of the 'BBC Collective' forums going down hill back in 2005 as I introduced all my mates to the site. I used to work for British Gas and the only website we could access was BBC.

I am the notorious 'Standard Phil©' http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/collective/A5283687 (Paragraph 5)

Haroshi
07-11-2007, 01:12 AM
He appears to be the master of the rhetorical question.

Baps
07-11-2007, 01:32 AM
Tee hee, silly chap. But to be honest I think the comeback "tit" is quite good, but perhaps not after an e-rap. :notworthy

Definition: E-Rap (ee-rah-puh), n,.pL -s. 1.A glorious joining of both geek and hip-hop communities to finally bring peace to all the land. 2.A pretty cool way to get an asshole to shut up.

Youlikeyams?
07-11-2007, 07:41 AM
That is the best Carlos e-mail ever. Hats off to you and your e-rapping skillz.

ray
07-11-2007, 10:36 AM
grab your glocks when you see skoopac,
call the cops when you see skoopac.


http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/9279/skoopacgj1.gif

Smartie
07-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Oh no, don't shoot me with your spud gun. Oh, wait, no potatoes for the Irish eh?

I possibly nearly wet myself when I read that

Cjw
07-11-2007, 10:44 AM
This thread has made my morning.

just watch your back shoo!

skoo
07-11-2007, 11:41 AM
http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/images/avatars/skoopac.gif
Now available for people with 666+ posts.

ray
07-11-2007, 11:44 AM
aw man yours is better :(

skoo
07-11-2007, 11:48 AM
pmMike made it

GorillaBearBear
07-11-2007, 01:02 PM
I want a tupac avatar :(

skoo
07-11-2007, 01:06 PM
It's been added.

GorillaBearBear
07-11-2007, 01:07 PM
So it has. But Twatybollocks already has it.

Someone needs to make a Biggie avatar then, I guess.

skoo
07-11-2007, 01:11 PM
800x600 am I rite?

ray
07-11-2007, 02:35 PM
a ghostface killah avatar would be cool

you crab bitch, chickenhead hoe

Dr_nwa
07-11-2007, 03:35 PM
800x600 am I rite?

oh lol

A dead rappers series of avatars would be pretty cool!

Zhyl
07-11-2007, 03:49 PM
I'm disappointed in this bait. Blatant bigotry, Godwin's law, a stuck up fucktard and not ONE mention of the Daily Mail.

For shame.

Thomp
07-11-2007, 04:10 PM
Massive lol.

If he needs this site like a hole in the head, why did he join in the first place?

doctor_fruitbat
07-11-2007, 04:38 PM
Hasn't been a good bit of trollbaiting in here for a while; very nicely done.

Krauser
07-11-2007, 05:13 PM
yeah skoo, get fuct lulz

Tweekish
07-11-2007, 05:29 PM
heh, Scrooge McFuck

skoo
07-11-2007, 06:41 PM
PART TWO
Edit: Pic on Page 1

He's back and going with the my mum is dead routine. Like I care.


so we can add necrophilia to your list of pervs!

good man, skill!

so what with my mamma bein dead this last 5 years and yo tink she has he-man coffin, that make you da man!

like i said, tit!

being the big brave man you are, you'll be forth coming with the address of your fine establishment.

freedom of information act 2005

and being as i am british army and frequent the mainland full of sheep shaggers quite regularly, you'll be looking forward to my next trip across the stupid sea where the shit-at-everything country is and come pay you a brief visit!

just bring it you fucking star trek twat!


Dearest BigSigh,

Sorry it took me so long to reply to this e-mail but I had to wait for my sides to stop hurting after laughing at your witty reply.

Let me just highlight a few of the things that you said which made me laugh.

Firstly you mentioned the "freedom of information act 2005" I believe you are refering to the "Freedom of information act 2000" which came into force in 2005. I'll let the date slip for you okay? But what exactly does this freedom of information act have to do with my
address? You see the freedom of information act creates a general right of access, on request, to information held by public authorities.

Let me link you to a list of those for you, okay, BigSigh?

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/ukpga_20000036_en_10#sch1

There you go, old bean....head. As you can see, forums of websites that contain comedic cartoons are not listed. That really sucks for
you and your legal team, eh?

Okay, now that your legal prowess has been exposed I need to reply to your statement that you are "british army".

This made me laugh the most, because you see, I have obtained a photograph of your fat ginger-beared self. I mean, I know the british
army has let its standards slip a little, but I think you'd struggle to find a helmet big enough for that dome of yours. You'd make pretty good target practice, but perhaps a bit on the easy side for firearms. Perhaps the tanks could aim at you instead? Just promise not to sit on them, they are expensive.

I'm sorry to hear that your mother died. I wish somebody had let me know. We shared such special times together. Oh well, these things
happen.

Anways, I must be going now. Send my regards to Gertrude, your lovely wife.


Gertrude is a fish he caught, I just wanted to rile him up a bit:
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3403/bigsighandwifeml7.jpg

He's sidestepped most of my points and focussed on one. What could possibly be more important than the law?


you're even more sadly mistaken if you think i've a ginger beard!
i don't know what picture you were looking at but i certainly wasn't in it!
asshole!!


I see so he's touchy about the ginge thing (even if its just a bit in his 'tache)... better mention that some more.

I should also mention at this point the pictures are from his Bebo account which I found.


How about this one of you in your Leeds shirt?

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2713/bigsighdq8.jpg

Leeds though, really? I mean, seriously. LEEDS? Hahahaha.

It's okay though, your "british army" claims are still funny. Nothing can detract from that Mr Bus Driver. Yes, you see you happened to fill
out your occupation in the weebls-stuff forum profile. Don't fuck with me, Simon. My sources (forum edit: bebo) tell me you have a family there. Would be a shame if something happened to them with my internet gang hot on your tails. I suggest you crawl off back to your bus and stop trying to be an internet toughguy.

Seriously, think carefully before you reply, Simon. My patience with you grows thin. Like your hair, only less ginger.



i couldn't give a fuck about you or your sources or what you think i filled in on your webshite forum page!
just because you look at porn all day doesn't mean you can't pull a random pic off the net!
and your idle and i do mean idle threats don't wash with me you fuckwit!
if you want it, come and get it otherwise i'd put your tiny tail back between your bow legs!
i don't need to prove anything to little web forum hitler, i know where i earned my medals, did you get any from ebay?
like i say, you want some, just bring it!



Oh Simon, I don't -think- you filled something out, it's right there in your forum profile. You filled it out. Driving a bus is ok, lad,
don't be so defensive.

I like how your mind works, the logic is near perfectly flawed. What has looking at porn got to do with your picture from your bebo page? Do you think you are a pornstar or something? Maybe dwarf porn? You wish.

If I want "it" I have to come and get "it" now? What's the matter, I thought your army bumchums were aaaalways over here. Has your *gasp* has your story changed?

The last bit confuses me, are you claiming you bought your medals on ebay? That explains a few things. How about you prove it with a
picture - or are you scared of revealing that you really are a Leeds fan? (With a gingery beard of doom).


The last words of a desperate man:

well, i don't have a bebo page, or a ginger beard or time for your little power trip!
your a disgrace to moderators, you're supposed to be in charge of your precious "kids" on your webshite, yet your threatening a family i don't have!
great world you inhabit, fantasy world!


my a disgrace :(


also fuckboy, consider yourself blocked for abusive and harassing emails!


This means I win, right guys?

Flack
07-11-2007, 06:45 PM
...There's a joke there.

I'm missing it though.

Damn.

Krauser
07-11-2007, 06:52 PM
bean....head

lol sir

Scrumpopolis
07-11-2007, 07:19 PM
Haha, oh man that picture is the best visual depiction of the typical BBC have your say poster I have ever seen. All that's missing is the Steven Seagal poster

Well played Skoo.

Mr_Moo
07-11-2007, 07:20 PM
This is brilliant, good show wot.

Zhyl
07-11-2007, 07:24 PM
Wow, he's been totally pwned now. How can he come back after that?

BekyLou
07-11-2007, 07:25 PM
Had me laughing at line one, "Dearest BigSigh".

Awesome.

Lucage
07-11-2007, 08:04 PM
He's Irish and supports Leeds? WTF?

Bewildebeast
07-11-2007, 08:16 PM
freedom of information act 2005
lol

skoo is the government

Chris
07-11-2007, 08:43 PM
He's a Leeds fan!
What do you expect?

Erskien_Parkour
07-11-2007, 08:46 PM
Pure ownage.

skoo
07-11-2007, 09:17 PM
Part 2 updated.

Chris
07-11-2007, 09:18 PM
Good Lord he's a dumb shit.
But honestly LEEDS?!?!

swampmonkey
07-11-2007, 09:22 PM
LMAO British army! What regiment is he in? Royal Fat corp?

Also, if he hates us mainland brits so much, why does he support leeds utd?

skoo
07-11-2007, 09:35 PM
Even more updatery

Chris
07-11-2007, 09:41 PM
That made me laugh blood.
I'm scared now.

Lucage
07-11-2007, 09:41 PM
He is hot.

Chris
07-11-2007, 09:44 PM
Mmm... Ginger Bus driving fat Leeds fans... Yummy

Tiode
07-11-2007, 09:48 PM
Seems like a nice bloke.

skoo
07-11-2007, 09:52 PM
Last update :(

Lucage
07-11-2007, 09:52 PM
Seems like a nice bloke.

I smell double account!!!

Kaveman
07-11-2007, 09:57 PM
Bbc Forums

swampmonkey
07-11-2007, 10:27 PM
Oh, I'm rather disappointed that he doesn't wanna play anymore. :(

Loogie
07-11-2007, 10:33 PM
Massive lol.

If he needs this site like a hole in the head, why did he join in the first place?

because he needs a hole in the head? :P

sirch
07-11-2007, 11:30 PM
I smell double account!!!

Really, All I smell is Sarcasm.

Feawen
08-11-2007, 01:20 AM
Hehe, I loved the irish stuff. Some of us can take a joke, especially if it's hiigh-larious.

Scrumpopolis
08-11-2007, 01:31 AM
a family i don't have!
He just wanted to be loved but you drove him away Skoo. You drove him away with your bitterness.

ZekeyLizard
08-11-2007, 04:01 AM
This is the best topic about anything ever.


EVER.

piemanmoo
08-11-2007, 06:53 AM
Never before have I seen anyone so insecure about the size of their e-penis.

Be careful Skoo, or he might get the Internet Authorities™ to kick down your door.http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/pound.gif

Mercury126
08-11-2007, 05:29 PM
I love it when little kids act all smart.

skoo
08-11-2007, 05:30 PM
Yeah but he's 33. You'd think he'd know better.

Youlikeyams?
08-11-2007, 05:57 PM
This just gets better and better. I hope he decides to write back sometime.

Tiode
08-11-2007, 06:05 PM
I smell double account!!!

Thats probably the stilton i sello-taped under your nose.

Dr S
08-11-2007, 08:39 PM
still Skoo,

Originally Posted by skoo
How about this one of you in your Leeds shirt?

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2713/bigsighdq8.jpg

Leeds though, really? I mean, seriously. LEEDS? Hahahaha.

Low blow.

Lucage
08-11-2007, 09:12 PM
Thats probably the stilton i sello-taped under your nose.

Ah, I always get them two confused. :D

HobNob
09-11-2007, 12:21 PM
Hmm...I think this place isn't one sided...everything has more than one side, even a one sided view. But this isn't a place with a one sided view either...

Sorry, I think I'm talking rubbish

AngryPaul
09-11-2007, 12:39 PM
Posting in a legendary thread.

Small Fry
09-11-2007, 04:42 PM
This got funnier and funnier as I read on. I nearly fell over laughing. These kind of stories are the best! What a pity I can't share the story with anyone else, my family would just go into the finer points of how bad his grammar was.

I found it most enjoyable anyhoo. What I would give to be able to think up that many comebacks and still be original :D

Amazing.

the maximus
11-11-2007, 12:15 AM
Good Lord he's a dumb shit.
But honestly LEEDS?!?!

*Looks at CYBORG's location* I dunno, could support a club in even more trouble...... ;)

What a dumb prick that guy is.

da-geezer
11-11-2007, 12:34 AM
lollies, Army eh?

Considering that the bikini states went out of fashion after the 7/7 bombings and we now have Counter Terrorist Response Levels, I find this rather amusing.

Even if he was, I bet the only medal he's got is for the Queen's Jubilee.

Chris
11-11-2007, 02:25 PM
Meh... i don't like Leeds.

BCFC!

Baguette
11-11-2007, 07:45 PM
Seriously, think carefully before you reply, Simon. My patience with you grows thin. Like your hair, only less ginger.
Oh how this made me laugh!
makes me proud to be your kid, <3 you

Roachy
14-11-2007, 11:50 PM
What? Those are the kinds of things I would expect a 14 year old stupid chav to say.

"I ave ur address u gonna die freedum of info etc."

The mere concept that this 33 year old (apparently) geezer is speaking in such ways is an absurdity.

He can't get out much.

Br3adf1sh
15-11-2007, 01:09 PM
lol he got owned...
Bus driver? Can't fit many passengers on it.

shroomhead
17-11-2007, 10:36 AM
What? Those are the kinds of things I would expect a 14 year old stupid chav to say.

"I ave ur address u gonna die freedum of info etc."

The mere concept that this 33 year old (apparently) geezer is speaking in such ways is an absurdity.

He can't get out much.

*expecting reply from da-geezer*

da-geezer
17-11-2007, 02:52 PM
LOL REPLY ROFLLEZ

hey wait

Roachy
18-11-2007, 12:51 AM
Bus driver? Can't fit many passengers on it.

They must all get annoyed too.

rachel ^_^
18-11-2007, 05:10 PM
hahaha go skoo! 'your mum' insults are always the funniest!

retardedhell
18-11-2007, 05:20 PM
Oh god this is immense. Just send him one more email to see if he really did block you XD

Mister Qwerty
18-11-2007, 05:26 PM
Meh... i don't like Leeds.

This.

Also, fricking idiot. There is no need AT ALL to swear that much.

Chris
19-11-2007, 12:12 AM
I fucking know!
What a Fucking prick.
I hope he gets his fucking mouth washed out with shitty soap.
I fucking hate people like that.

Qu1f
19-11-2007, 07:01 PM
I fucking know!
What a Fucking prick.
I hope he gets his fucking mouth washed out with shitty soap.
I fucking hate people like that.



With that sort of laungauge you should wash your own mouth out.


DOnt go to his level :eek:

woody_tng
19-11-2007, 09:44 PM
With that sort of laungauge you should wash your own mouth out.


DOnt go to his level :eek:

Ah, but by quoting him, have you not repeated the sin? :eng101:

Archaeology hat
19-11-2007, 09:55 PM
Short answer no, long answer no because in quoting you are citing the words on someone else rather than yourself and thus accusing them of saying them. It is similar with positive things, unwanted repatition or uncited words taken from another source are plagurism.

Soma
20-11-2007, 11:10 AM
Hmmmm... this guy is 33? That worries me a little, seems to have missed a lesson or two in life, I mean, I work two jobs with children, all up aged between 3 - 12, and he makes them look mature.

MLynas
03-12-2007, 01:05 PM
You can tell everytime he writes "webshite" he thinks he's a genious with the wit of Oscar Wilde!

bobfrey the great
03-12-2007, 09:01 PM
the hilarity of that has made my day

Darkscull
05-12-2007, 01:25 PM
you know, there's probably another, less moderated, forum where all the trolls live, with a similar section to this where they post examples of them 'winning' arguments against the mods here.

someone, find that forum!

Jules10
05-12-2007, 02:30 PM
Thank you for making my day.

the last sheika
05-12-2007, 06:43 PM
you know, there's probably another, less moderated, forum where all the trolls live, with a similar section to this where they post examples of them 'winning' arguments against the mods here.

someone, find that forum!

I'd assume they just post it in random forums, and make more enemies.

jimeh
10-12-2007, 11:21 AM
hot shit I gots to get myself to the bbc forumz!11

duckmanTTF
10-12-2007, 11:34 PM
The BBC boards are an absolute shambles, I used to post on their tennis boards but the serious discussions were impossible to find under a mountain of WUMs posting the same rubbish every single day, so I gave up.

There are an alarming number of people like this guy over there.

Schlubalybub
13-12-2007, 12:11 PM
I agree duckman. I went there once to post something on a serious topic, and got flamed to shit for my honest opinion, and it wasn't even that bad/wrong an opinion, just that it was the opposite opinion to the rest of the sheep over there.

Anyway, this bloke really thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he? I mean when you come up with arguements like that and then think that it's the best thing anyone's ever said? I can come up with better arguements when I'm drunk, and I usually just walk out when I'm drunk!

Soma
15-12-2007, 12:20 PM
Anyway, this bloke really thinks a lot of himself, doesn't he?
Don't know about that, he sounds to me like he's probably a bit insecure with himself.

BritishHobo
15-12-2007, 04:16 PM
Saying you won after he blocked you, I think you won after he came back with "tit"

:p

Charming
23-12-2007, 09:50 PM
Heehee... oh, that delightful image of BigSigh in all his glory does make me giggle. He looks like a big, pseudo intellectual urban ape; the kind to be gazed upon with awe as he makes a twat of himself in his own habitat. Ah... nature at its best.

carrotcake
24-12-2007, 04:55 PM
What a man! He's the sort of person that can reach into his fat a find a pen he lost the other week
I think Skoo did an awesome job screwing about with this guys head, Skoo, please make more enemies, it is as funny as hell

sursmiley
25-12-2007, 09:31 PM
This makes me want to get banned and be all pissy about it, just to get some witty replies from Skoo.

Pieless
25-12-2007, 10:46 PM
Why do I know so many people like this?..

This guy needs to learn that free speech doesn't mean you can mouth off anyone you want.

Zhyl
28-12-2007, 02:15 AM
I dunno, skoo hits pretty hard. It would be like taking on 6 foot rugby player just because he might give you comical bruises and brain haemorrhages which have funny names.

Clowsrule
30-12-2007, 05:16 AM
This is so great! I've been waiting for thing kind of thing since the Jake thing.

Lol I rember that, the guy who threatened weebl over scisser paper stone, lol.

hynzytheweirdo
20-01-2008, 09:38 PM
How stupid can you be?

You can never beat skoo (or is it shoo - the fool's confused me) at his own game.

I know how he was in the Army!

He filled in an application form.

=D

I loved the 'tit' reply.

He totally lost it then, totally lost it.

skoo: +1 to his already incredibly high score
challengers: 0

GO SKOO!!!!!

Clowsrule
21-01-2008, 03:15 PM
calm down there bud

Kali
29-01-2008, 11:32 PM
Skoo wins that bout hands down.

I loved the whole rap bit

nice one Skoo

JebblehMooo
29-01-2008, 11:43 PM
That.

Was.


Awesome :D

You rule shoo. I mean, skoo.

Shalashaska
03-02-2008, 08:22 PM
Lol. That wasn't an Irish insult. He's from Northern Ireland. Doesn't count.
He's obviously a retard, though.

bobfrey the great
10-02-2008, 08:37 PM
I dunno, skoo hits pretty hard. It would be like taking on 6 foot rugby player just because he might give you comical bruises and brain haemorrhages which have funny names.

you know 6 foot is a small rugby player right?

Felix Barry
10-02-2008, 09:46 PM
Lol. That wasn't an Irish insult. He's from Northern Ireland. Doesn't count.
He's obviously a retard, though.

Shalawallabingbang has a point. The Irish really don't take insults to northerners seriously.

Shalashaska
15-02-2008, 09:05 AM
We don't take insults to oursselves seriously.
I'm going to go to my friends now, where he'll call me a bollocks at least 5 times. I'll laugh. :eng101:

CaptainRed
25-02-2008, 09:11 AM
haha, what a nubsicle

Kakarrrrr
25-02-2008, 10:52 PM
HAH! Both parts are legend.

B34N
01-03-2008, 06:36 PM
there is no sweeter nectre than nerd rage.

you totally owned that guy lol

'Ello Guv'ner
05-03-2008, 08:20 PM
Skoo, no one can fuck with you and get away with, you showed that fat tard what for. lol! :D

Kakarrrrr
05-03-2008, 10:45 PM
No matter how many times I read all of it, it's still legend :p No one can mess with the Skoo :p

Dyakson
15-03-2008, 10:20 PM
Can Chuck Norris mess with skoo?

That first picture - I've seen student kitchens tidier than his.

Shiyiya
28-03-2008, 02:26 PM
It would depend if Chuck Norris could actually use the internets, for one thing. Sonehow I can't see, for instance, Walker, Texas Ranger on weebls-stuff. I think skoo'd win, though.

Quintumply
01-04-2008, 07:03 PM
:D:D:D This is gold, Skoo. Really. I can appreciate how funny this must have been for you because a similar thing happened to me, i.e. met big-tough-internetman, noticed his crusty attitude, and decided to intentionally wind him up until he gave in.
I could have carried on long after he scampered away, however.

I love intentionally annoying people. That's not to say I'm an annoying person all the time, it's just that when you find someone with that kind of personality they are SO EASY to get angry.

I applaud you, Skoo. Kudos.

brick101
15-04-2008, 09:34 PM
You should make that rap into an mp3 (after adding a few more verses) and sell it for millions!!!!!