Shoot Em Up / Balls of Fury: Two movies you have to see

[Scribbly]

Balls of Fury:

Down-and-out former professional ping-pong phenom, Randy, is sucked into a maelstrom when FBI Agent Rodriguez recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and win, and to smoke out his father's killer -- arch-fiend Feng.

Yes the story is simple, enough about that. Reasons why you should watch this movie:

- A sort of parody-ish, Austin Powers kind of humor that had me laughing the whole way through

- Excellent choice of actors, Christopher Walken (:O), Hiro from Heroes (Hiroooooooo!), gay guy / awkward woman from Reno 911

- Hot female actress.

- I dunno. Funny shit.


TRAILER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfR62ijVnmU)

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Shoot Em Up:

A movie with Clive Owen about a guy who goes around saving a baby and shooting 12 guys every two minutes.

No more story needed, this is a bring-out-the-beer, friends and couch movie that'll have you laughing and making "wooh!" noises ^^

TRAILER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlx4n_ibNZE)

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[retardedhell]

Dude, take the links to the torrents down. It's illegal and not allowed here.

[matt bird]

12 clive owens couldn't save shoot em up

groan-inducing arrogant "we know we're cheesy" shit makes for a weak joke over 2 hours

[Midget]

yeah you're gonna get banned for those torrent links, you should take them down

[GorillaBearBear]

I did actually love shoot 'em up when I saw it, I know I shouldn't have, but me and my mates just and a huge testosterone high from watching 24 the night before. I don't think I could watch it again unless I was drunk enough not to notice the awful mysoginy.

[Scribbly]

Fine, didn't know we got all cranky about torrents in the time I was gone

But yeah, Shoot Em Up isn't for the type of person that compares every movie to a Kubrick masterpiece

I'm not saying "buy the dvd and treasure it forever", you gotta just watch this at the end of a boring day with some friends and some beers ^^

[retardedhell]

We didn't get cranky. It's just why would we openly support illegal activity like that when weebl and a few others on here produce and sell music themselves?

[harryashfield]

Shoot em' up was one of the greatest films ever made. I'm normally one who prefers logical films that make perfect sense, However, it was great to just enjoy a completely random action packed gun fest that made a very poignant satire of gun use in the USA today. Fan-bloody-tastic.

[Hydralisk]

As much as I enjoyed Shoot Em Up on the big screen, somehow I can't help but feel it just won't be the same on my Telly.

Not unlike 300.

[ZekeyLizard]

Balls of Fury was so diappointing.
They showed the only funny bits in the trailers.

After that the only part that made me even crack a smile was when Diedrich Bader, who was the sex-slave, went back to save the Panda.
Other than that, there was nothing in that film worth watching. And I even liked Blades of Glory.

Shoot 'em Up was awesome though.