The Comical 'Complete the Sentence' Game

[Drattigan]

I'm sorry if this has been done before or is infact being done right now.

Now as much as the title sounds cocky, seemingly boasting that this game is comical, it is infact not cocky at all. The whole point of using the word 'comical' is actually because it is vital for winning the game (OMGLOLZYEWLOSTTHEGAME).

Okay, so, the rules:
- I will begin each "round" by writing a sentence, but will leave it open-ended.
- It is your job to complete the sentence and make it the MOST EROTICALLY DELICIOUS AND ALLURING AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. And by that, I mean, by making it funny.
- You can enter more than once.
- I will then choose the four best options, and rank them in order of most amusing.
- The winner at the end of each "round" is the person who can, in my eyes, produce the funniest ending to the sentence (duh).
- Winner for the round recieves four points, second three, third two, and fourth one.
- After each six "rounds", the overall winner for the six will be placed in this post.
- If needed, sudden death will be drawn, and in that situation, the rules are obvious. Funniest wins.

So, an example would be:
'My God, Rover's been at...'
'YO' ASS.'

GAME #1 WINNER: TheMattfish

THE SCORES AS OF 20TH MARCH 8:38
TheMattfish 5
DockHock 4
Disgruntledgoat 4
Youlikeyams? 3
carrotcake 2
Satans Trousers 2
Uwthree 2

SO, THE FIRST ROUND.
"I never understood why..."

[Toph]

...Drattigan was so bad at starting forum games.

YO' ASS

[Giant_Crab]

The testicle...

[Drattigan]

Nono, Giant_Crab. You have to complete my sentence.

It works abit like the Caption Comp. :p

[Giant_Crab]

Ah right I get it. *no longer an idiot*

... octopi were so interested in the middle-east.

[Disgruntledgoat]

"...it's always the smallest bouncer with the clipboard, do all the others think he needs a weapon to make up for his height, or is it just that the others can't read?"

What?

[Chris]

...Cows ate grass.
Cows are fucking stupid.

[brabbus]

...batman could see, seeing as bats are blind

[Youlikeyams?]

...yo momma's so big.

[Drattigan]

SO, THE RESULTS FOR ROUND ONE.
"I never understood why..."

4. Youlikeyams?
"...yo momma's so big."
OHO, SNEAKY. I LIKE IT.

3. Disgruntledgoat
"...it's always the smallest bouncer with the clipboard, do all the others think he needs a weapon to make up for his height, or is it just that the others can't read?"
I think you'll find it's because they start with the clipboard as a rookie, then move up in rank.

2. brabbus
"...batman could see, seeing as bats are blind."
Wow. I'll never look at the series in the same light again.

1. Toph
"...Drattigan was so bad at starting forum games."
I WAS NERVOUS, OKAY? I PANICKED.

So, at the end of round one, the scores look like this:
Toph 4
Brabbus 3
Disgruntledgoat 2
Youlikeyams? 1

ROOOOOUND TWO.
"Look, I'm not going to say this again. It's because..."

[swampmonkey]

.... You're just about to rip my tongue out leaving me incapable of saying anything again let alone this.

[Giant_Crab]

... I Can't Fit Anything More Up There!!!!

[JebblehMooo]

...that's what SHE said! ....burp.

[Toph]

...Drattigan is so bad at starting forum games that I won the last round.

[woody_tng]

...the faries made me do it.

[Youlikeyams?]

...I'm sincerely in love with you and want to have your babies...where are you going?!

[carrotcake]

I laughed too hard at a picture of a cat that is really long, long story short, I need new shoes...
or

...my anus is bleeding.

[adcoolguy]

i was visciously mutilated by a half eaten bagel, so my bottom ribs had to be removed, allowing me to reach that far down. :)

[Drattigan]

THE RESULTS FOR ROUND TWO.
"Look, I'm not going to say this again. It's because..."

4. Giant_Crab
"... I Can't Fit Anything More Up There!!!!"
Innuendo, eh?

3. Youlikeyams?
"...I'm sincerely in love with you and want to have your babies...where are you going?!"
Aw. Young love.

2. woody_tng
"...the faries made me do it."
HEH, YEAH. SURE THEY DID WOODY_TNG, WE BELIEVE YOU.

1. swampmonkey
"...You're just about to rip my tongue out leaving me incapable of saying anything again let alone this."
Hmm, yeah, seems about right.


Annnddd at the end of round two, the scores look a little something like this:
Toph 4
swampmonkey 4
Brabbus 3
woody_tng 3
Youlikeyams? 3
Disgruntledgoat 2
Giant_Crab 1

ROOOOOUND THREE.
Same concept, but the other way round. You've got to complete the OPENING of the sentence.
"...are my favourite lyrics."

[carrotcake]

'Hmmm... I think the lyrics that I can most relate to are 'Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?' and actually I think that they are my favourite lyrics...

heh, I am awful at this
The song is smelly cat, that phoebe sung on friends

[Disgruntledgoat]

"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps..."

[Snaily]

The words to the "Snaily is by far the most awesomeist being on the whole planets" are my fauvorite lyrics.

=)
Hard one, not so funny, but good use of initiative you cannot deny

[adcoolguy]

"Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate buttered horses ass
Frabble obble abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple parkle pig"... are my favourite lyrics.

(mammal sauce by crotchduster)

[El Presidente]

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"...are my favourite lyrics

[swampmonkey]

The opening lines from the wheels on the bus....

[Chris]

Sure...I may only be 3 years old, but the lyrics in either Tomb of the Mutilated or Hammer Smashed Face...

I really suck at this.

[Snaily]

Didn't realise we could post lyrics. As where allowed to enter multiple times:

In the ning nang nong
where the cows go bong
and the teapots jibber jabber joo
theres a nong nang ning
where the tree's go ping
and the monkeys all say BOO!
on the on nong ning nang
where the mice go clang
and you just can't catch em when they do.

So it's ning nang nong, cow's go bong.
Nong nang ning, tree's go ping
Nong ning nang, mice go clang
What a noisy place to be
Would be the ning nang ning nang nong.

[Giant_Crab]

Lyrics involving no recognisable words and hideous amounts of personal abuse...

[Pie hunter D]

"Anything about biatches and ho's and caps and asses, jiggy time and anything that goes with close ups of arses and boob shaking"

[TheMattfish]

The painful screams of the innocent...

[brabbus]

"real fucking people with real fucking views, not nonsence from bitches and nikey shoes" sorry about how many swears are in it in 2 lines... but still :D

the songs called "bitches and nike shoes" if your wondering

[Drattigan]

Didn't realise we could post lyrics.Well the sentence to finish did regard 'favourite lyrics', so posting lyrics would probably have been the sensible idea. However, originality is what I find seductive and moistening. Original stuff is generally the funniest.

SO THUS CONCLUDES ROUND THREE.
"...are my favourite lyrics."

4. swampmonkey
"The opening lines from the wheels on the bus..."
Thirty and still young at heart.

3. Pie hunter D
"Anything about biatches and ho's and caps and asses, jiggy time and anything that goes with close ups of arses and boob shaking..."
OH, YOU CHEEKY BOY.

2. Giant_Crab
"Lyrics involving no recognisable words and hideous amounts of personal abuse..."
Oh awesome! You like rap too!

1. TheMattfish
"The painful screams of the innocent..."
That's just... so beautiful...


SO WHAT ARE THE SCORES, MR DRAT?
swampmonkey 5
Toph 4
Giant_Crab 4
TheMattfish 4
Brabbus 3
woody_tng 3
Youlikeyams? 3
Disgruntledgoat 2
Pie hunter D 2

OOH, SWAMPMONKEY'S TAKEN THE LEEAAD.
And with that, round four.
"It's just not going to work between us. You're too..."

[swampmonkey]

Fat

[carrotcake]

...clingy... I mean seriously, get off me, I can't feel my arm!

Surely thats worth at least 4th place... come on :(

[Cooldudebob]

It's just not going to work between us. You're too... clingy. Seriously get off my penis.

[Drattigan]

...clingy... I mean seriously, get off me, I can't feel my arm!
...clingy. Seriously get off my penis.
WOAHHOHOHO.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A POKEMON NUMBER 132.

[carrotcake]

Cooldude bob.. why :(
After all we have been through... *sniff*

[Giant_Crab]

... Rage infected. *blood curdling screams followed by violent death*

[Youlikeyams?]

...much like Drattigan - I mean, it's just unbearable.

[carrotcake]

...expensive, I'm sorry, but I cannot afford you anymore :(

[Chris]

Extreme. Wait...what're you doing with that steak knife?
ARGHYOUCHOPPEDOFFMYDICKYOUCRAZYBITCH!

[El Presidente]

clean and smooth, i like my women au naturale, i need a hairy beaver

[Drattigan]

Ah, good ol' round four. Cooldudebob even reminded us of the days where we were all obsessed with playing Pokemon Yellow on our Gameboys. Happy memories.

So, the winners (well, there is only one clear winner, and various losers, but, pfft, whatever):
"It's just not going to work between us. You're too..."

4. El Presidente
"...clean and smooth, i like my women au naturale, i need a hairy beaver."
Why not just ask her to grow her hair longer?

3. Giant_Crab
"...rage infected. *blood curdling screams followed by violent death*"
Does blood even curdle? I mean, I know milk does, but blood..?

2. carrotcake
"...clingy... I mean seriously, get off me, I can't feel my arm!"
POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, IT'S YOU AND MEEE, YOU KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINY.

1. Youlikeyams?
"...much like Drattigan - I mean, it's just unbearable."
Mmm, yeah, Drattigan's shit.


So, the scores:
Youlikeyams? 7
Giant_Crab 6
swampmonkey 5
Toph 4
TheMattfish 4
Brabbus 3
woody_tng 3
carrotcake 3
Disgruntledgoat 2
Pie hunter D 2
El Presidente 1

OOH, A POINT FOR ALL PARTS OF THE SPECTRUM, or something...

Time for round five, the penultimate round:
"Tell you what, I'll ... and maybe then you'll love me."
Fill in the gap with the humour based cream.

[swampmonkey]

...slip it in your booty...

[Youlikeyams?]

...slip it in your booty...

"stick it in your pooper" would have been better.

...do a barrel roll...

[adcoolguy]

Lick your armpit hair.

[Disgruntledgoat]

"stop bathing in baked beans"

[carrotcake]

...slaughter several small animals, a sheep, and a dinosaur (for good measure)...

[Giant_Crab]

... selling your organs on ebay...

[TheMattfish]

"...get my eyelids surgically removed..."

[Drattigan]

Sorry guys, but this hasn't been your best round. ):
"Tell you what, I'll ... and maybe then you'll love me."

4. Disgruntledgoat
"stop bathing in baked beans"
But I thought that was the fashion..?

3. adcoolguy
"lick your armpit hair"
Hot.

2. TheMattfish
"get my eyelids surgically removed"
Now this guy is a winner with the ladies.

1. carrotcake
"slaughter several small animals, a sheep, and a dinosaur (for good measure)"
I may just join you. I do adore the thrill of the hunt.


AND AS THE GAME HURTLES TOWARD THE FINISH, THESE ARE THE POINTS:
Youlikeyams? 7
TheMattfish 7
carrotcake 7
Giant_Crab 6
swampmonkey 5
Toph 4
Brabbus 3
woody_tng 3
Disgruntledgoat 3
Pie hunter D 2
adcoolguy 2
El Presidente 1

Ooh, the pressure's on.
THE FINAL ROUND.
"...and this is why being a Pokemon #132 is clearly the best."

[FuriousPanda]

It's a claydol, a psychic pokemon used by the trainers tate and liza of mossdeep city...

yes i am butting into your thread with pokemon knowledge.

[swampmonkey]

Isn't Pokemon (http://www.pokemon.com/Pokedex/flash.asp) #132 ditto....

Hmmm......

"After the young lady put down her new pink vibrator, Ditto thought...."

[Drattigan]

It is indeed Ditto.
Sorry FuriousPanda but, as Mr Wonka puts it, 'YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.'

[FuriousPanda]

This is clearly all lies and slander and most certainly not pokemon emerald :(. (http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/469/dsc00404oo4.jpg)

Also lol (http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1341/dsc00403ct8.jpg)

[swampmonkey]

Claydol is number 344.

[Giant_Crab]

Arses, you see? Purple monkeys, seventeen Tuesdays in a row, followed by shouting, jumping and hammers...

Unfortunately, knowing nothing about Pokemon, I had to opt with the making as little sense as possible strategy

[carrotcake]

I can eat all the Jaffa Cakes and no one will know it is me...


Sorry, not my best round :(

[brabbus]

"...and this is why being a Pokemon #132 is clearly the best." because you can morph into having a bigger penis... hmm creative or what? :D that deff needs 200 points lol

[Youlikeyams?]

Brabbus should play the game properly.
ANYWAY.

"Because Pokemon #131 is an obese waterzebra, and #133 has an identity crisis, it's best to go not for one or the other, but between them..."

[TheMattfish]

"After we had long, hot and sexy sex, Angelina Jolie laid across my chest and said 'that was great Brad'..."

Yeah, not the greatest, but meh.

[Disgruntledgoat]

"I get to go see Movies for free, I got a 25% discount on my car and on Tuesdays I sneak into the Women's Locker Room at the University of Tokyo,..."

[carrotcake]

Hellooooo drattigan,....

[swampmonkey]

Bumpety Bump!!

Drattigan? Hello? Are you gonna finish this any time soon?

[Drattigan]

Can't a bloke rest these days without being harassed by point-hungry forumites!?
'No' is the answer it appears...

NAH, ONLY YANKIN' YOUR CHAIN.
I'll type up the results when I'm on the computer later.

[carrotcake]

*shakes fist*

[Drattigan]

AND NOW,
THE END IS NEAR,
AND SO I FACE,
THE FINAL CURTAIN.
...that's what I would've said, however, I was planning on doing some more games. Anyone up for it?

"...and this is why being a Pokemon #132 is clearly the best."

4. Disgruntledgoat
"I get to go see Movies for free, I got a 25% discount on my car and on Tuesdays I sneak into the Women's Locker Room at the University of Tokyo..."
I BET YOU DO, YOU GREASY DEVIL.

3. Youlikeyams?
"Because Pokemon #131 is an obese waterzebra, and #133 has an identity crisis, it's best to go not for one or the other, but between them..."
What a unique mind.

2. swampmonkey
"After the young lady put down her new pink vibrator, Ditto thought..."
LET'S GET IT ON.

1. TheMattfish
"After we had long, hot and sexy sex, Angelina Jolie laid across my chest and said 'that was great Brad'..."
Good times, good times.

THE SCORES:
TheMattfish 11
Youlikeyams? 9
swampmonkey 8
carrotcake 7
Giant_Crab 6
Toph 4
Disgruntledgoat 4
Brabbus 3
woody_tng 3
Pie hunter D 2
adcoolguy 2
El Presidente 1

AND SO THE WINNER IS, THEMATTFISH.
OHO, LOOK AT ALL THOSE CAPITAL LETTERS.
LOOK AT THEM, WITH THIER HATRED FOR LOWER-CASE.
LOWER-CLASS MORE LIKE.
YEAH, YOU TELL 'EM.

[carrotcake]

Drattigan, please carry this on

I will love you lots and lots

[Drattigan]

What about my little HILAAAARIOOUS comments after each sentence?
Does anybody actually read them..?

[carrotcake]

I will read them if you carry this on

I read one actually, and I do enjoy the thrill of the hunt

[Uwthree]

CONTINUE IT ON
I will play it if you do :P

[TheMattfish]

I'm up for more games, and yes, I do read those little comments. Some of them just add a little more spice to the meal that is a humorous entry.

Oh, and yays I win!

[Drattigan]

this game shud be stickied, it is such a gud game.Oh my God, you are so right.

[Drattigan]

Double post.
Double carbon Bond, to quote the famous alkene;
'I'll have mine cracked, not stirred.'

You wanted it, and now you've got it!
BIRD FLU.
But also, a new game.
Well, the same game, that being The Comical Complete the Sentence Game, but, a new round, but not really a new round, since a round would imply we are carrying on from the previous rounds, which we are not, we are starting fresh, a clean slate, polished with a scrubber, like the ones that filter harmful gases, you know the sort.

So, ROUND UNO.
Like that card game, with the interesting advert.

"The meaning of life, in a nut-shell, is..."

[Youlikeyams?]

"...not here, it's in another castle."

[carrotcake]

... unable to be obtained, because the said nutshell has been stolen by a wild drattigan/squirrel...

fight....... Bag
Party ..... Run

[DockHock]

"...is spread on the malt toast of inevitable disappointment. Full fat, and riddled with cholesterol".

[swampmonkey]

"...my penis."

[Uwthree]

"...completely nonsensically related to meeting 1000 pokemon #132s and subsequently having sex with them"

[TheMattfish]

"...not in your mum's pants, contrary to popular belief."

[Drattigan]

I'll have a round one of Guinness please.
"The meaning of life, in a nut-shell, is..."

4. carrotcake
"...unable to be obtained, because the said nutshell has been stolen by a wild drattigan/squirrel."
It's so easy to get the two confused.

3. TheMattfish
"...not in your mum's pants, contrary to popular belief."
Well, I'm glad that's been made clear.

2. Youlikeyams?
"...not here, it's in another castle."
Again? OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

1. DockHock
"...is spread on the malt toast of inevitable disappointment. Full fat, and riddled with cholesterol".
Made with the toaster of failure, partially burnt, and buttered with the knife of self-control.

DockHock 4
Youlikeyams? 3
TheMattfish 2
carrotcake 1

Round two, "It's a long way to...'
Lay off the innuendo. KTHX.

[DockHock]

..dratts house, but some tissues and a tape of Dale Wintons classic moments are a surefire back-up plan.
Oh the delicious innuendo, it moistens me so.

[Youlikeyams?]

"...the top, if you wanna rock and rolllllllll."

[woody_tng]

...shoot!

[Uwthree]

"...the moon."

[swampmonkey]

"....to the nearest bathroom after a dodgey kebab"

[Disgruntledgoat]

"...the docks, but those foreign sailors were the only ones who could afford Tom's company."

[TheMattfish]

"...reach help, but even more so when your legs have been hacked off by a deranged axe murderer."

[Uwthree]

"...of Everest"

[carrotcake]

"...to the bottom, but if it was upside down, it would be the top, therefore that means that we are technically... still in the middle... :("

OR

"...to puberty... but at 22, I think I might be lucky this year..."


Im merry from the drinkings:)

[happy-go-lucky]

"...dance, is the conga line."

[Satans Trousers]

"...the bottom, you first."

[Drattigan]

Uh guys, I still see no sticky. >:C

UPDATE SOON METHINKS.

[carrotcake]

Terrorbite, you have my permission to sticky this thread

[Uwthree]

"... the sticky pile"

[Uwthree]

"...Tipperary, it's a long way, I know..."

[Drattigan]

MORNING FORUMITES. RISE AND SHINE AT LOVELY 8.25 IN THE MORNING.
"It's a long way to..."

carrotcake
4. "...to puberty... but at 22, I think I might be lucky this year..."
Good luck with that.

3. Satans Trousers
"...the bottom, you first."
No, you hang up.

2. TheMattfish
"...reach help, but even more so when your legs have been hacked off by a deranged axe murderer."
...you think?

1. Disgruntledgoat
"...the docks, but those foreign sailors were the only ones who could afford Tom's company."
THOSE CRAZY ASYLUM SEEKERS.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE:

Uwthree
"...Tipperary, it's a long way, I know..."
BINGBINGBINGBING. Two points as this was the answer I was thinking of when I started the round! Let's be honest here; Uwthree can see into through time.


The scores then:
TheMattfish 5
DockHock 4
Disgruntledgoat 4
Youlikeyams? 3
carrotcake 2
Satans Trousers 2
Uwthree 2

Anybody up for writing a paragraph? You don't need to, though it might help you this round.
"Dear Agony Aunt,"

[Uwthree]

"stop sending me crazed letters. I mean come on it was one night! I never want to hear from you again, EVER! And for the record, you were drier than Vince McMahon's version of humour! And I saw you looking in my window the other night! So that's it, you freakish woman! And you're old enough to be a bloody dodo! Anywho I'm off before I start to ramble and accidentally mention dodos... NOOOO WHY ARE THE DODOS EXTINCT NOOOOOO! GOODBYE FOREVER!"

[carrotcake]

can I just point out drattigan, that those points confuse me, did I come first? Isn't that 4 points? EH!? EH!?

also:
"... there is this guy I know, who has these dreams that he is spiderman, and in these dreams he thinks that he is losing his powers..."
^makes sense if you have seen the film

[Uwthree]

This thread can't die, it just can't :(

[Drattigan]

Ooh err, the thread seems to be on its last legs. :(

[carrotcake]

NO! I wont let it, put it in your sigs!

[Cap'n Pie]

this guy i know on forums called Drattigan is having men problems (ahem *erectile disfunction* ahem) Could you help him get through, Please!!!!

[Uwthree]

sig'd.

[Tails333]

"What's an epidemic?
Signed Junior
From camp"

sig'd

[Small Fry]

Dear Agony Aunt,
Due to the lack of posts in this thread, we are afraid for it's life. Please can you advise us on what to do to get it alive again, despite the fact I joined through Uwthree's sig.

Small Fry

P.S. Am I supposed to have passed puberty at the age of 42?

[Uwthree]

Dear Agony Aunt,
Due to the lack of posts in this thread, we are afraid for it's life. Please can you advise us on what to do to get it alive again, despite the fact I joined through Uwthree's sig.

Small Fry

P.S. Am I supposed to have passed puberty at the age of 42?

You just made me laugh. Thanks for joining through my sig x]

[TheMattfish]

"...I am just writing to inform you that your house was raided by thieves who subsequently burnt your house down, though I don't see the point in me writing this as your post box was also incinerated and because of this you will probably never receive this.

Yours sincerely

Matthew Lewis
Neighbourhood Watch President


P.S.- Next meeting is your turn to bring cake."

[Small Fry]

Whur be Drattigan? We need him to keep the thread alive, even if it means sacrificing this sentence.

[Drattigan]

Oh, hello again.
I didn't know people were still interested in playing this game. I thought it was very much a hated cause left to die.

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO CARRY ON PLAYING, I'LL DO IT.
I'll bring about an update later this week. :)

[Uwthree]

'tis not hated, and neither is the cause :p

[Drattigan]

A tasty revival is in order. Does anybody have any new rule suggestions or ideas?

[crab]

"Dear agony aunt, SAFEWORD, SAFEWORD"

also, I suggest having a collaboration of artistic talent-style game where the winrar gets to choose and adjudicate the next topic

[TheMattfish]

also, I suggest having a collaboration of artistic talent-style game where the winrar gets to choose and adjudicate the next topic

I'm up for this, although I'm fine with the game staying as is as well but with, you know, the game actually running.:p

[Drattigan]

With Easter fresh on the brain, A RESURRECTION IS IN ORDER. Ladies, gentlemen, hybrids, I are of the backs yes.

So, new times call for new measures. A revised gang of rules are in order.

For those who don't remember the game from last year, it's fairly simple. I begin each round by writing a sentence, but will leave it open-ended. It is your job to complete the sentence and make it the most erotic, sensual and blood-curdling thing to ever be concieved by the work of man's imagination. In other words, you make it the funny time.

So, how all this functions (watch as I be a lazy-arse):
- You can enter more than once.
- I will then choose the four best options, and rank them in order of most amusing.
- The winner at the end of each "round" is the person who can, in my eyes, produce the funniest ending to the sentence (duh).
- Winner for the round recieves four points, second three, third two, and fourth one.
- After each six "rounds", the overall winner for the six will be placed in this post.
- If needed, SUDDEN DEATH will be drawn, and in that situation, the rules are obvious. Funniest wins.

I may doll this up with sexy pictures at some point, but for now it's gonna be bare-bones-raw-comedian-on-comedian. So, let's begin, with the unfinished topic of yonder:
"Dear Agony Aunt,"
Oh, if you entered last time, you can happily enter with the same entry. Good luck!

[Dakano]

Dear Agony Aunt,
My voice is breaking and I am growing hair around my chin. Is this normal?

From Susie Smith, Age 6

[arw360degrees]

Dear Agony Aunt,
I Have Recently Found Myself In A Most Perplexing Position. I Am A Wealthy Investment Banker From Nigeria And I Need To Relieve Myself From Such Fortune As It Puts Me At Risk From The Government. With Your Permission, I Would Like To Credit You With 14,000,000 Zimbabwean Dollars.
Please Send Me Your Bank Account Number & Sort Code ASAP
Edward Mbazciabotu

[TheMattfish]

"...I am just writing to inform you that your house was raided by thieves who subsequently burnt your house down, though I don't see the point in me writing this as your post box was also incinerated and because of this you will probably never receive this.

Yours sincerely

Matthew Lewis
Neighbourhood Watch President


P.S.- Next meeting is your turn to bring cake."

(kinda loved this game, this is a vain attempt to get people looking at it)

[Dakano]

Dear Agony Aunt,
I Have Recently Found Myself In A Most Perplexing Position. I Am A Wealthy Investment Banker From Nigeria And I Need To Relieve Myself From Such Fortune As It Puts Me At Risk From The Government. With Your Permission, I Would Like To Credit You With 14,000,000 Zimbabwean Dollars.
Please Send Me Your Bank Account Number & Sort Code ASAP
Edward Mbazciabotu

lol.

[arw360degrees]

Surely, One More Can't Hurt?

[Drattigan]

I will judge this tomorrow.

Yes, you heard correct. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Bold Two-in-One; Crushed Silk and Jasmine

[Mooke]

i'm assuming we are still doing the "Dear Agony Aunt," one? yes?

...please help me, i just shot a guy 26 times in the chest and then repeatedly beat him with a drain pipe in front of a police station, how do I make them believe it wasn't me?

[Magic Noodles]

...if you're my aunt, when will I get my inheritence?

[Drattigan]

Tomorrow never dies.

So, here we are at last. Tomorrow. The end of the seemingly endless round is upon us. Spread the news/butter and throw a party/hissy-fit.

My PS3 has a character limit so I'm going to have to do this in two posts. If you are somehow offended by the double-postings of a supposed moderator, let me remind you of the words of the late President Nixon; "when the president does it, that means it is not illegal."

Let's get cracking then. The kids at The Cavern don't call me 'the eggman' for nothing.

Fourth goes to Cap'n Pie, with the age old formula of bringing the judge's horrendous secrets to the forefront.
this guy i know on forums called Drattigan is having men problems (ahem *erectile disfunction* ahem) Could you help him get through, Please!!!!

Third to Small Fry.
Due to the lack of posts in this thread, we are afraid for it's life. Please can you advise us on what to do to get it alive again, despite the fact I joined through Uwthree's sig.

Second to TheMattfish. The "sincerely" was a nice touch, may I say.
I am just writing to inform you that your house was raided by thieves who subsequently burnt your house down, though I don't see the point in me writing this as your post box was also incinerated and because of this you will probably never receive this.
Yours sincerely
Matthew Lewis
Neighbourhood Watch President

First, however, goes to arw360degrees. Details are in the post, Ed.
I Have Recently Found Myself In A Most Perplexing Position. I Am A Wealthy Investment Banker From Nigeria And I Need To Relieve Myself From Such Fortune As It Puts Me At Risk From The Government. With Your Permission, I Would Like To Credit You With 14,000,000 Zimbabwean Dollars.Please Send Me Your Bank Account Number & Sort Code ASAP
Edward Mbazciabotu

BUT WAIT, there's more! A special two bonus points go to Magic Noodles for landing the 123rd post. How delightfully irrelevant.

Oh Lord, I'll need to do a third post. Hang on.

Joy and hampers, the posts were automerged. Technology, what a bloody genius.

arw360degrees - 4
TheMattfish - 3
Small Fry - 2
Magic Noodles - 2
Cap'n Pie - 1

Next sentence, ahoy.
"If I ruled the world..."

[No Minor Threat]

... I would change the layout of Big Brother, so that when someone was evicted, a sniper would get one bullet and one shot :)

[Klefter]

...I would hire a team to help me think of witty, funny and "EROTICALLY DELICIOUS AND ALLURING" comments to post here

AND

The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

[Magic Noodles]

...I would wonder what the fuck I've been snorting.

[Mikemc]

If I ruled the world.. ...I would shoot for the moon

[Trickian]

..I'd make an anarchy out of the world, so I would rule anarchy, which is cool (and impossible)!

[GazzyW]

...then from birth people would be sorted into "cleverclogs" and "stupids". The cleverclogs would be in my government, and would have smart things like classic novels and QI. The stupids would have more reality Tv and sweeties.

[..Rawr!..]

you didnt let me!!!

If i ruled the world... .. I would make everyone wear Weebl and Bob t-shirts and make a new language like them

[Arfmaster]

...I'd be ruler of the world