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'Ello Guv'ner
23-02-2008, 09:17 PM
The following article is very short due to the laziness of the writer, all he has written is the conclusion, so we present you with that:

all humans are arseholes by nature and only under certain conditions can this be countered by the factor of second nature, example: 2 people are born, both arseholes, the control person is raised normally, the other is brought up in conditions meaning they will be nice to every one they meet no mater what, the control person remains an arsehole where as with number 2 it is now second nature to be nice, countering the arsehole nature.

We at the FBLSFLVBI(Fiction is Bullshit, Life is Stranger than Fiction, so Life is Very Bullshity Institute) have done tests and gone though the processes of coming to this conclusion with the writer and have discovered that this is the best theory on the subject to date.

Before you all start proving this, please note it is a JOKE

Zhyl
23-02-2008, 09:26 PM
What?

'Ello Guv'ner
23-02-2008, 09:35 PM
What?

Indeed

Edit:Please forgive me for i have recently finish the 4th book of the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" trilogy and am now on the 5th book, so i may start spouting such confusing dribble.

Edit:You must admire Douglas Adams writing style, it's very fun to read and hard to try your self.