Take a quote and switch one word with the word 'pants'. What did you choose?

[Muffin King]

"Pants you I can, yes...mmm" -Yoda

[friedpenguin]

"In the long run, we are all pants" - John Keynes.
Studying for my economy exam :(

[Kali]

"it takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your pants" J.K.Rowling

[sursmiley]

Cherish your own pants and never undervalue them - Robert Henri

[Wigpat]

"I love pants. I love the whooshing sound they make as they pass me by" - Douglas Adams

[Disgruntledgoat]

"I have nothing to declare but my pants." Oscar Wilde

[Insanity BenBoy]

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen... lend me your pants" - Mark Antony

[TheMattfish]

"Something is rotten in the pants of Denmark." - Marcellus in Shakespeare's Hamlet.

[Drattigan]

"I'm not fat, I'm just pants." - Dennis, Run Fatboy Run

[Emptyspraycan]

''Pants have a dream.'' - Martin Luther King

[swampmonkey]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my pants, in this life or the next.

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Gladiator

[Taekwon-joe]

"It's pants, Captain, but not as we know it." - Spock

[Lawrence]

"Accomplishments have no pants." - Leontyne Price

[Goshmo]

"i came, i saw, i PANTS" - Julius Caesar

[Digichris]

THIS IS PANTS! - Unitus i think, from the film 300

[Ozzylator]

Leonidas. How do you not get that?

[Aled]

Life is like a box of pants - Forrest Gump

[malcolio]

"Take a quote and switch one word with the word 'pants'. What did you choose?"



...wait, that doesn't work. :( Pants!

[splintered]

"if you is truly just i tremble for the fate of my pants" - Thomas Jefferson

[Aladdin Sane]

Instead of a quote, can I please use a line from the song I am listening to?

Because "In the pants the King will come" is just too good to leave out. :p

[Syl]

"The pants is mightier than the sword" - no idea who said that first.

[Emubas]

Instead of a quote, can I please use a line from the song I am listening to?

Because "In the pants the King will come" is just too good to leave out. :p
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you, in fact, quoting said song? And thus, there is nothing to worry about.

"I AM PANTS, NOT TAXES. I SHOW UP ONLY ONCE."

[baden]

"The only thing we have to fear, is pants." - FDR

[Digichris]

You are an enemy of you Darleks! Pants! *lazer affects* - The Darleks (if you hadn't guessed) from Doctor Who

There are 2 doors, the door to your right leads to the source and the salvation of Zion, the door on your left leads you back to the matrix to pants and to the end of your spieces. - The Architect, The Matrix revolutions

[Jazzt]

There is nothing to fear but pants itself.

-Roosevelt?


EDIT/ DANM YOU BADAN!

oh well... mine is correct=D

[mat-tracteur561]

pants;like no other:sony bravia

[minisheep]

I AM PANTS!
-sparticus

[HFRevolver]

One small step for man, A huge step for PANTS!!!! : some dude to do with space launching that i can't remember the name of.

[cheezruinzlivez]

"Who are you to judge the pants I live?" -Bob Marley

[hoopsdo]

He who controls the present, controls the pants. He who controls the pants, controls the future.

[Rabengakev]

"This... is pants" - from the PS3 ads.

[Bobbo King]

The only real prison is pants, and the only real freedom is freedom from pants. ~ Aung San Suu Kyi

Wikiquote of the day! Yeahhhhh!


Um, I'll just leave now.

[crab]

I'm in the pants of Jesus... (dying words of Tammy Faye Messner)

[AngryPaul]

"I spent a lot of money on booze and pants, the rest I wasted" - George Best

[mat-tracteur561]

everyone cheer pants are here"-melons

[ziggy]

"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my pants."
—Kurt Vonnegut

[Boyinabox]

"We choose to go to the pants. We choose to go to the pants in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." - John F Kennedy

Somewhat lol worthy I think.

[Tea-Squirrel]

Kilgore: "Smell that? You smell that?"
Lance: "What?"
Kilgore: "Pants, son. Nothing in the world smells like that."
[kneels]
Kilgore: "I love the smell of pants in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours..."

[ashburnham]

See that a song line was allowed earlier, also a reference to Bob Marley. Putting two and two together made me think of....

"No Woman, No Pants"

[Asthenia]

"You bringed back pants!"

Weebl.

[Kotihyttynen]

"My my, here come the pants." - Simon Skinner (Hot Fuzz)

[Reine Marge]

The journey of 10,000 pants begins with a single step

[Cpt.Spuff]

Collecting pants had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far beyond the point of no return I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it. - Max Payne

[Pinky`]

"I think that when you invite people to your home, you invite them to your pants."
~Oprah Winfrey

[Mr stabby]

oh pants i rated this 5 instead of 1

[Goshmo]

What pants fuck.

[TheAmazingTom]

"This is one small step for man... One giant leap for pants"

[harwin101]

There Is No Pain In These Pants - From Some Guy From The Karate Kid

[blipflip]

"Men fear pants as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... _Bertrand Russel

[mat-tracteur561]

save your pants ride a tractor

[JebblehMooo]

The hills are alive with the sound of PANTS!!

[glitch]

'get in mah PANTS' - fat bastard

[magsie o skaw]

pants on, pants off - karate kid

[Zebedee]

"Aye, Caesar, but not pants."
Random seer chap from ancient Rome.

[magsie o skaw]

'metal pants? it can't be?'

[Reine Marge]

I wandered lonely as pants - Wordsworth

[crab]

"Nothing, but pants."
When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.
~~ Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 1817

[magsie o skaw]

the pants that never comes
(the new metallica single - The day that never comes)

[Cpt.Killeman]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!!! - Italian job.

[Sebastian]

"a man can marry any woman, as long as he doesn't love pants"
oscar wilde

[magsie o skaw]

"the pants is strong with this one" darth vader, star wars ep.4

[arw360degrees]

'With great pant's comes great responsibility' - Uncle Ben

[magsie o skaw]

taste the pants - skittles ad

[flicky1991]

"lo bob. you have pants?" - weebl

[magsie o skaw]

when come back, bring pants!

[dead-smiley]

'I don't know the key to success, but the key to pants is trying to please everybody.' -
Bill Cosby

[magsie o skaw]

'i ain't gettin in no pants' - B.A. Baracus from the A-Team

[Jariekho]

OOOOOOOOH Apple dave! Been busy all day making your pants horny!

Ps I AM APPLE DAVE SEBASTIAN!

[Cyberbot]

'The computing field is always in need of new pants' - Alan Perlis

[Jariekho]

Now take an union and put it in a sizzling pants to cook

[magsie o skaw]

have i got old pants for you - bbc2

[Warboss JakJack]

"pants piss" weebl

[magsie o skaw]

mmm, pants - weebl also

[Warboss JakJack]

"Pants" Weebl for a third time.

[magsie o skaw]

there can be only pants - highlander

[Cyberbot]

'This is pants' - 300

[magsie o skaw]

My Queen! My wife! My pants - 300

[harryashfield]

I have a pants... -MLK

[magsie o skaw]

killing is as easy as pants - rambo

[jonffm]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon pants.

Pulp Fiction.

[magsie o skaw]

I stabbed a man in the pants! - Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

[Warboss JakJack]

"More magical pants" magsie o skaw's sig.

[Cyberbot]

'Computers are useless. They can only give you pants.' - Pablo Picasso

[Warboss JakJack]

"death to the pants"-many alleged terrorists

[magsie o skaw]

I'm not pants! *crys*. - Warboss JakJack 's sig

[Cyberbot]

'BY THE POWER OF PANTS' - magsie o skaw's signature.

[terrorbite]

A stitch in time saves pants.

Hmm.

[magsie o skaw]

ludicrous pants, go - dark helmet, spaceballs

[mat-tracteur561]

they dependid on each other the world depended on pants

band of brothers

[Cyberbot]

'There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his pants' - Ken Olsen

[mat-tracteur561]

we will fight them on the beaches we will fight them in the pants winston churchill

[magsie o skaw]

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the pants off me! - Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[Warboss JakJack]

Oh please god be pants- Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[magsie o skaw]

Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the pants! - Dale Arden, Flash Gordon

[Jariekho]

I am watching pants through a camera

[magsie o skaw]

Gordon's pants?! - Prince Vultan, Flash Gordon

[arw360degrees]

By the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE PANTS!

[magsie o skaw]

I do not lead traitors to the imperial pants - General Kala, Flash Gordon

[Jariekho]

One more goddam day, when all that I want will pants me! Ten thousand fists (Disturbed)

[rachel ^_^]

if there's no music, they can't dance, and if they can't dance,
they can't kiss. If they can't kiss, they can't fall in PANTS

back to the futuuuure:)

[magsie o skaw]

Out of order!? Fuck! Even in the pants nothing works! - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[mat-tracteur561]

we need a driver to take us up to PANTS mountain deliverance

[magsie o skaw]

I got eaten alive last night. My bites have got pants...I'm a salesman, Ed. -
Deliverance, Bobby Trippe

[Warboss JakJack]

I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill 'cos da boyz forgot what dere 'ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da 'ead a' I 'membered dat Orkz is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don't kill.

I'm da profit of da Waaagh an' whole worlds burn in my boot prints. I'm death to anyfing dat walks, where I go nothin' stands in my way. I iz more cunnin' than a Grot an' more killy dan a Dread.

I'm Warlord Ghazghull Mag Uruk Thraka an' I speak wiv' da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da 'ooniverse flat an' kill anyfing' that fights back. We iz kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz' we're pants an we was made ta fight an' win."-Warlord Ghazghull Mag Uruk Thraka

ehemhem WAAAGH!

This was written straight out my codex because oddly, I can not find it on the innernet.

[Yellow Eggs]

Im the guy that made the kessel run in less than 12 pants - Han Solo

[magsie o skaw]

So, you think you've solved in 14 days what pants couldn't solve in two years? - stargate

[arw360degrees]

Can somebody please remove these pants from my knees - Flight of the Conchords (Issues)

[magsie o skaw]

We have done the impossible, and that makes us pants. - firefly

[Yellow Eggs]

Pants mostly come at night, mostly. - Newt, Aliens

[rde563]

to pants, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems - Homer J Simpson

[magsie o skaw]

The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the pants - Ted Striker, Airplane!

[mat-tracteur561]

HEY...how are we doing on "pants" molluck the glukkon

[magsie o skaw]

You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower! - Luke Skywalker, Star Wars

[Warboss JakJack]

^You did not add the word pants.

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer that I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Brian McGee
We stayed up listening to Queen
When I was pants...

[magsie o skaw]

You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower! - Luke Skywalker, Star Wars

oops

You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the pants!

[Warboss JakJack]

No I will

[magsie o skaw]

no i pants

(joking)

[Warboss JakJack]

Your joke is really pants- me

Ooh now you do not know if I liked it or not

[mat-tracteur561]

“If you change the way you look at pants, the pants you look at change.”
- Dr Wayne Dyer

[harryashfield]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Pants.
- V, from the film of 'V for Vendetta'

[magsie o skaw]

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our pants. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday - john waynes tombstone

[Mister Ben]

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires;
But if it be a sin to covet pants,
I am the most offending soul alive.

[mat-tracteur561]

this is madness... this is PANTS
300

[Reine Marge]

'I could be moved if I were as you, dear Brutus
But I am as constant as the northern pants'

From 'Julius Caesar' by William Shakespeare

[magsie o skaw]

We must fight until only one remains. You are safe only on Holy Ground. None of us will violate that law. It's pants - Ramirez, Highlander

[they call me:]

"I would do anything for pants" -Meat Loaf

[magsie o skaw]

The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the corpses of your enemies. Their souls will haunt you forever. You shall have no peace. Hear me, Snake! My pants will be watching you! - vulcan raven, metal gear solid

[Dakano]

My PANTS bring all the boys to the yard
and damn right its better than yours

[anto475]

Pants of the world, unite!
karl Marx

[magsie o skaw]

Taking the children was a bad move. Autobots, relieve them of their pants! - optimus prime, transformers

[Dakano]

PANTS
bam!
triple word score!
that's worth... two points!

weebl and bob toon - ouch

[magsie o skaw]

But despite the attempts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, pants continue to multiply everywhere. Narrator - monty python and the meaning of life

['Ello Guv'ner]

From 'Julius Caesar' by William Shakespeare

'Cry 'PANTS' and let slip the dogs of war'

[Felishka]

"His answer trickled through my pants like water through a sieve." - Lewis Carroll

[magsie o skaw]

We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire... Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the pants and we will finish the job - Winston Churchill

[Dakano]

that's mama luigi to you, pants *wheeze*!

super mario world, mama luigi

[Felishka]

"Gravitation is not responsible for pants falling in love." - Albert Einstein

[magsie o skaw]

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle pants, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? - the merchant of venice

[Dakano]

"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of pants, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

Winston Churchill

[Felishka]

"There is a wisdom of the head, and a wisdom of the pants." - Charles Dickens

[magsie o skaw]

I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming pants. They are the real heroes, and so are the families and friends who have stood by them. - christopher reeve

[Dakano]

With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love pants better after death.

[Felishka]

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their pants." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

[magsie o skaw]

There are inmates and there are convicts. A convict has a certain code. And he knows to show a certain respect. An inmate, on the other hand, pulls the pants on his fellow man. Does the guard's work for them. Brings shame to the game. So, which are you gonna be? - The Guv, The Chronicles Of Riddick

[Felishka]

"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to pants being in and out of favor." - Robert Frost

[magsie o skaw]

You rich kids. You think your lives are the only thing that matters. What'd you do? Kill your folks for the family pants? - malcom reynolds, firefly

[crab]

"Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do — but pants cannot be held responsible for it." ~Einstein

[Felishka]

"I think your whole life shows in your pants and you should be proud of that." - Lauren Bacall

[magsie o skaw]

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your pants.

[Felishka]

"Success is a science; if you have the pants, you get the result." - Oscar Wilde

[Charming]

"Well, I'm no pants doctor but I know things aren't meant to go IN that hole." - Oscar Wilde

[magsie o skaw]

Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? [pause] It is very cold in pants - khan, star trek 2 the wrath of khan

[Felishka]

"The incestuous relationship between government and big pants thrives in the dark." - Jack Anderson

[mat-tracteur561]

So give me "pants" - Darius rucker

[Felishka]

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the pants others have thrown at him." - David Brinkley

[magsie o skaw]

Was a revelation to be made known to us, it must be accommodated to our external senses, and also to our reason, so that we could come at the perception and understanding of it, the same as we do to that of things in general. We must perceive by our pants, before we can reflect with the mind. ~ Ethan Allen

[Felishka]

"Pants is what we want most, but what we use worst." - William Penn

[magsie o skaw]

One can acquire everything in solitude — except pants. ~ Stendhal

[Magic Noodles]

"Madness is like pants, all it takes is one little... push" - Heath Ledger as the Joker.

[Dakano]

Pants! Aaa-aaah!
- Flash Gordon

[Magic Noodles]

"Ich will das ihr mir vertraut
Ich will das ihr mir glaubt
Ich will eure pants spuehren
Jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren" - Rammstein.

[Nimblewright]

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your pants, is just a freight-train comming your way.

-Metallica-

[tommytank]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen "pants". Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[Magic Noodles]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning"

[tommytank]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning"

"must spead rep..."

[Magic Noodles]

"I push my fingers into my pants,
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache" - Slipknot.

[Ritualofhate]

When you're going through PANTS, keep going. -Winston Churchill

[Magic Noodles]

All experience is pants, to build upon. ~ Henry Brooks Adams

[mat-tracteur561]

right there in the PANTS -- Rodney atkins

[Ritualofhate]

Pow! Right in the Pants!-from the Honeymooners

[magsie o skaw]

Abringa took me deep......Into jungle. Being my guide in pleasure as well as traveling. We hunted each other in game, very similar to the ancient game of "Kiss, Chase"... Oh wrong one. Abringa has left me... Oh, I miss him so. Why does this happen to me!...HELL! WRONG BIT AGAIN! Where is the page about watching the elephants mate and it being extremely disturbing as well as making me somewhat jealous. For both parties! HEY! Has someone been stealing pages out of my journal!? My producer is jealous. He keeps stealing my pants and lending it to people. Last time he said that government agents wanted to look at it. What a load of trash. - The Wild Traveler, James Pedeaston, WCTR, GTA San Andreas

[Nimblewright]

"Men get arrested. Pants get put down"

-Rorschach (2009)-

[Dakano]

And I just can't seem to get enough of pants

The Saturdays

[Magic Noodles]

"Where there is pants, distance doesn't matter." -Mata Amritanandamayi

[magsie o skaw]

Though I Fly Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I amm at 80,000 pants and Climbing. - SR-71 USAF Base (Kadena, Japan)

[Sheepshagger]

A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main pants.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in pants.

The secret to pants is knowing how to hide your sources.

(albert einstein)

http://www.cardcow.com/images/albert-einstein-at-beach-1945-celebrities-28954.jpg

[Nimblewright]

They say the devil's pants, it ain't so sweet
you don't have to drink right now

-The Killers-

[Rabengakev]

It started with a low light
Next thing i knew they ripped me from my bed
And then they took my pants..

- Also The Killers

[magsie o skaw]

...OK, one last time. These are pants... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away... ah forget it! - Father Ted

[lonergirl]

You can't handle the pants! - A few good men

[Nimblewright]

Hello pants my old friend
I've come to speak with you again

-Simon and the Garfunkel-

(for those who didn't know that: shame on you)

[magsie o skaw]

I never felt truly alive until I was staring death in the pants. - solid snake, metal gear solid