flashing

[demonic cow]

Originally posted by sidneylopsides
Now we need a thread on flashers

thank you for the idea sidney.

first time being flashed? first time flashing someone else?

tell storys or post pics. since someone thought we NEEDED a thread, why not.

anyways, i was in young arizona. a small country town with lots of blondes dressing in short, ripped, denim jeans. me and my friends decided to go to heglers creek to have some smoke. its where most people go to smoke.....anyways, we werent expecting anyone there. but to our surprise, there were around 6 girls, dressed in basically nothing but thongs. you can basically guess where the story goes from there.

so lets hear some of yours, guys/girls.

[cadex]

Originally posted by demonic cow
you can basically guess where the story goes from there.

you masturbated, didn't you?

[demonic cow]

no.........i didnt, they did.

[cadex]

really?

[demonic cow]

yes, thats what makes it such a truly great story. i wanna go back to that town :( its the only place in this damned state that doesnt suck.

[edit] oops, forgot to add something. as i said in the first post, its where people go to smoke. so they were more than likely wasted. but who cares.

[edit again] ermm could one of the mods do me a favor and move this to the hot tub? thank you.

[cadex]

so you watched high girls, in thongs, masturbate, on a creek?

[CrAnK]

demonic cow u lucky mo fo. I'm 16 hence a randy son of a bitch and that sounds like a small slice of heaven to me :D. Please feel free to tell us what really did happen in graphic detail. Pretty please?

[demonic cow]

young is a very crazy town cadex. you would believe me if you went there. also, move this to the hot tub.....?

[Magpie]

Dear Weebl Forums.

I never believed the stories you post here are true, until today.......

[Dude]

I got flashed on webcam. I'm not telling you who it was though:rolleyes:

[demonic cow]

ahem, sorry for my absence. i had school to attend to. so you wanted details, right? ill try to remember all i can.

as you read, i was at heglers creek in young arizona. 6 girls, in thongs, were there along with me and my friends. i dont know why, but they started masturbating. some in the water, some on flat rocks up on one of the short cliffs. me and my friends kind of....helped them with their all important task (except jeramiah, hes an idiot) no one had sex (damnit) besides, i was under-age (and still am) to have sex. im 15 now for those of you who dont know. it was last year, around the 4th of july when this happened. after all this happened, us and the girls went seperate ways. theres only one bad thing about the day, we some how ended up not smoking....... probably because we wanted to remember the incident. anyways, im not the only one with storys here......right? so come on. tell some storys!! pass the nudity around.

[Mystical Parrot]

are you sure that this didnt just happen in a dream?

[demonic cow]

its not a dream, my friends can distinctly remember the day also. and if you read the story, none of us got stoned. so we can remember it better.

[Mystical Parrot]

are you sure you werent watching a porn film together or something?

[demonic cow]

sorry, but i dont watch porn with my friends. i prefer to wank alone. which is probably why we ALL remember it. and if you think im lying about this, think again. young really is a crazy little town.

[Seraph]

Originally posted by demonic cow
ahem, sorry for my absence. i had school to attend to. so you wanted details, right? ill try to remember all i can.

as you read, i was at heglers creek in young arizona. 6 girls, in thongs, were there along with me and my friends. i dont know why, but they started masturbating. some in the water, some on flat rocks up on one of the short cliffs. me and my friends kind of....helped them with their all important task (except jeramiah, hes an idiot) no one had sex (damnit) besides, i was under-age (and still am) to have sex. im 15 now for those of you who dont know. it was last year, around the 4th of july when this happened. after all this happened, us and the girls went seperate ways. theres only one bad thing about the day, we some how ended up not smoking....... probably because we wanted to remember the incident. anyways, im not the only one with storys here......right? so come on. tell some storys!! pass the nudity around.

That is the most jibber i've read today, congrats. :)

One person's fantasy is another person's waste of time.
Its too unrealistic to be real, it must be a dream.

Bleh, whatever.

Anyways... does mooning count as flashing?

The only time I've ever been 'flashed' (mooned) was when i was in the car with my mom, and this car full of teenage guys were closely trailing us.
My mom was just playing with them, making them mad, slowing down then speeding up again, cutting them off and not letting them get past her (My mom is nuts..).
They finally got around us and I shot them a bird.
That obviously got to them because they sped up and went in front of our car... then the guys in the back seat of this teeny car, squirmed around, pulled down their pants and stuck their butts on the window! (EURGH!)

Funny times. :p :)

[Greg]

Originally posted by Seraph
Anyways... does mooning count as flashing?

The only time I've ever been 'flashed' (mooned) was when i was in the car with my mom, and this car full of teenage guys were closely trailing us.
My mom was just playing with them, making them mad, slowing down then speeding up again, cutting them off and not letting them get past her (My mom is nuts..).
They finally got around us and I shot them a bird.
That obviously got to them because they sped up and went in front of our car... then the guys in the back seat of this teeny car, squirmed around, pulled down their pants and stuck their butts on the window! (EURGH!)

Funny times. :p :)

Well damn, you earned that mooning. :D

First time getting flashed... I don't remember. I have been to Mardi Gras countless times, that place is a tittyfest. I am still shocked at the insane things that drunken women do for beads. They're little pieces of plastic ffs.

Not that I mind.

[Stringy Pete]

NUDITY!

Hallehjeullahlyahlah!

Being part of a respectable Rugby Club, we partake in a small amount of nudity on a none-too frequent basis when we have had too many light ales.
Some incidents involve having to get off of the Team coach on a saturday night (after an away game) and run about a half mile stark-bollock-naked, back to the clubhouse.
We pass all sorts of people, groups on their way out for the night, normal everyday people just minding their own business, etc. It's quite a head turner.

It is quite a lot of fun.
Build's team spirit don't you know.

[demonic cow]

hey hey hey seraph, it wasnt a fantasy. it was really true. so bugger off.

[bunji]

Originally posted by demonic cow
thank you for the idea sidney.

first time being flashed? first time flashing someone else?

tell storys or post pics. since someone thought we NEEDED a thread, why not.

anyways, i was in young arizona. a small country town with lots of blondes dressing in short, ripped, denim jeans. me and my friends decided to go to heglers creek to have some smoke. its where most people go to smoke.....anyways, we werent expecting anyone there. but to our surprise, there were around 6 girls, dressed in basically nothing but thongs. you can basically guess where the story goes from there.

so lets hear some of yours, guys/girls.

hey, did you get this from my 'first flash' thread? (It's about a flash animation that I made.)

[Dr_nwa]

Originally posted by Stringy Pete
NUDITY!

Hallehjeullahlyahlah!

Being part of a respectable Rugby Club, we partake in a small amount of nudity on a none-too frequent basis when we have had too many light ales.
*snip*
Build's team spirit don't you know.
my rugby team has been known to participate in similar activities.
sacks out is a regular shout when drinking. we have also been known to go swimming in the river wear during the durham summer sevens tournament while wearing nothing...
many incidents, not enough time to describe them all...

[Leftit]

Originally posted by demonic cow
hey hey hey seraph, it wasnt a fantasy. it was really true.


That's the spirit!

[alsie boo]

I havea few stories, but i'll tell this one, it's funier. I was at my cousins sleepover, they'd been drinknig and I was just hyper as hell, we went out for a walk and some fags and we walked past Garys' house. The year before I had to pretend I was madly in love with him (twas valentines prank, lol) and they others were a bit infront of me, and my strap top was faling down, so i undid my leather jacket, unzipped my hoodie, stood outside his window and lifted my top up and flashed him, his bro, his lil sis and anyone else watching, my boobs! I 'forgot' to mention it to everyone else, until gary asked anne marie if it was here, and kept saying i had 'really full boobs' lol, later on in the evening, i was sat on my mates lap, and me and my cousin were going after him with her vibrator, she kept sticking it down my top, then she kinda unzipped me right the way down and exposed me to everyone in her living room, lol! fun times....

[Mat^]

Originally posted by bunji
hey, did you get this from my 'first flash' thread? (It's about a flash animation that I made.) \o/ quoted for compleatly missing the point,

[katox]

Myself - Flashed my boobs several times one New Year's. Told the grisly story somewhere else on here though.

Constantly flashing myself at home to family members or random passers by (if they look through the window). :P

Others - Where I work there is this lad Paul, we were just going along doing our work when suddenly he shouted and when I looked up he had his bare arse pressed against the glass door. Right next to me! Wasn't a pleasant experience though especially since his arse is VERY hairy! Ergh.

When I was with my ex, I used to hang out at Lancaster Uni quite a lot and one night me and a load of other boys (dunno where the girls were at) got completely rat arsed. They suddenly had the kerrrazy (:rolleyes: ) idea to bare all their arses at me while I video camera-ed it. Was quite amusing to watch them cringe when the girls saw it the next day. :P

[pie=good]

I wanna walk by your window :P

first time flashed, was at a football game, I was on the bench from off the field drinkin some gatorade and turned around to watch the cheerleaders, al of a sudden 5 girls stand up in the stands and lift their shirts, it was cold that day so there was an added bit of goodness. needless to say my head really wasnt all that into the game after that. and if moonings count, the first time Ive mooned someone was on a bus on the way back from a game, we were stuck in a traffic jam, and a bunch of us decided to moon any and all cars that pass by. so non the count of three, we all pressed our asses against the glass and mooned about 40 cars. when we sat down, i saw an older couple in a car, talking rapidly and pointing in our direction. lots of fun! :D

[Dødens Knekt]

hahahahahahhaa

this thread made my day/night

I'll rate you + just for the sheer comedy of you claiming this insane gibberish to be true cow_cop

[vampiress]

webcam. been there, done that, have the pics.

[Dr_nwa]

Right then, i challenge you, demonic cow, cow cop, whatever the fuck you name is, to produce the email addresses of these "friends" who witnessed this so called event.
PM me these email addresses, so i can corrobrate this possible happening. in all my years of living, i have never heard such an impossible story, so i need proof. pictures, sent to me woud be nice, but i reckon you have none and also cannot produce the email addresses either...

[psychohamster]

I was violated once......or maybe twice.......

BTW, i have no urge to see "high chicks in thongs masturbate on a creek".

[alsie boo]

Originally posted by vampiress
webcam. been there, done that, have the pics.

it's not half as fun on webcam, unless it's a whole show. (+'d anyway cause you loverly)

[Dødens Knekt]

nicked off another forum

http://maggro.sksf.biz/emoticons/showmethemboobies.gif

[alsie boo]

heh, which forum? i saw that one on a starwars one, heh

[Dødens Knekt]

general [m]ayhem

largest and spammyest forum on the net

[alsie boo]

ooh, sounds fun!! PM alsie the linkage pwease?

[Pandaman]

Been there, done that, and got the t-shirt (and taken it off again)... if you don't like nudity, be glad that you don't know me.

I suppose the first time was when me and the lads had a bit too many bevvys when staying at a mates and we decided to play strip poker... without any ladies there (I know, I'm ashamed too). Anyway, as the rounds went on and on, it was down to me and my friend Dan, he was stuck in just his jeans and boxers and I was down to my boxers and one sock. After returning from the toilet, I lost the final two hands (which later turned out to have been rigged during my absense). Outside, it was cold, it was wet, and it was kick out time in the local pub... Nevertheless, with drunken louts stubling out through the bar doors, I was dared into walking into the village, removing my boxers, and running through... fun memories to say the least.

Other times include:

- Being locked in my conservatory by my friends, forcing them to release me since I was naked in a glass room...

- Being lent 10p by my friend who said "I'll give you it if you get naked"... so I did (I know, I'm a cheap whore)

- Losing a bet which ordered me to shave my pubes... the flashing came in proving it to my college common room

- Net friend's girlfriend not beliving that I would flash her over the webcam... never set me a dare and expect me not to do it...

- Various other drive-by mooning and man-breast flashing oppertunities on a bus... I don't own a car (yet)

Anyway, for my next trick, I plan to streak through the campsite of the Donnington Download Festival. If you're going, keep an eye out, introduce yourself to the slightly chubby naked man and then you can join us in the card game ;)

[Mystical Parrot]

oh god. please do that when im not looking :)

[jimeh]

Originally posted by demonic cow
thank you for the idea sidney.

first time being flashed? first time flashing someone else?

tell storys or post pics. since someone thought we NEEDED a thread, why not.

anyways, i was in young arizona. a small country town with lots of blondes dressing in short, ripped, denim jeans. me and my friends decided to go to heglers creek to have some smoke. its where most people go to smoke.....anyways, we werent expecting anyone there. but to our surprise, there were around 6 girls, dressed in basically nothing but thongs. you can basically guess where the story goes from there.

so lets hear some of yours, guys/girls.

There was no god untill today.

Some day, long long away, you will take me to that place.

We will go to the creek.

And smoke and watch sexy girls masturbate.

[Greg]

Originally posted by Misfit
There was no god untill today.

Some day, long long away, you will take me to that place.

We will go to the creek.

And smoke and watch sexy girls masturbate.

Well look out, Robert Frost has entered the building.

[el_diablo5711]

Originally posted by Greg
Well look out, Robert Frost has entered the building.

that just about made me piss myself

extremely funny plus to you.

[KnucklzPlugDog]

Originally posted by katox
Constantly flashing myself at home to family membersErm... really? :eek:

[moobob]

i deleted my previous message.

[katox]

Originally posted by KnucklzPlugDog
Erm... really? :eek:

Now you're taking it all out of context and making it wrong sounding! Shushh. We're just comfortable with our bodies that's all.

[mr jones]

i went to wales for a gig and was driving back along a very empty motoerway/duel carrigage way thing when we find two men in the middle of the road naked from the waste down. just standing there. doing nothing. they wave and smile and we drive past.... weird wierd place.

[[murray]]

Originally posted by mr jones
i went to wales for a gig and was driving back along a very empty motoerway/duel carrigage way thing when we find two men in the middle of the road naked from the waste down. just standing there. doing nothing. they wave and smile and we drive past.... weird wierd place.

What did you expect, you were in Wales :p

Tell me, were there any sheep in fields smoking cigarettes?

[Spammy]

Okay, this is wrong but i had to do it! Belive me the vodka willed me to.

okay i was at this rather random party, and EVERYONE was drunk, and people started daring people to do stupid things. So my mate dared this lad to to a strip tease for me.. so he did.

well several wobbly gettin naked minutes later... he finally gets down to his boxers and socks... then he takes his boxers off... and statred waggling his manghood in my face... not very nice!
well since i couldnt reach his... i slapped his dick out of my face... catching his ball sack on my fingernails... he yepled and howled in pain... im sure i drew blood! but the thing is i dont even have long nails!

very funny tho... im sure you guys can feel his pain! hahaha!

[Zweee]

OWWWWWW...... That was very mean... i hope he was drunk... not least cos alvohol would help take the pain away.. eek

[Spammy]

Originally posted by Zweee
OWWWWWW...... That was very mean... i hope he was drunk... not least cos alvohol would help take the pain away.. eek

everyone was hammered... hahaha it was funny tho!

[Ziptnf]

IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERY THREAD I RUN INTO ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT TITS?

[Dødens Knekt]

Is it just me or does no one really care about what threads you run into?

[Spammy]

Originally posted by Ziptnf
IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERY THREAD I RUN INTO ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT TITS?
Originally posted by Dødens Knekt
Is it just me or does no one really care about what threads you run into?
double quoting! woah im on overdrive!
well if u must post in "hot tub" well tits are obviously involved!

and doddies... ur so right... if u run though a field of threads... ur bound to be hit full on in the face by a pair of breasts in the end!

[Wolverine]

were not allowed to ask for pictures of the flashiness are we, damn

[BlackpoolRoller]

Originally posted by Spammy

and doddies... ur so right... if u run though a field of threads... ur bound to be hit full on in the face by a pair of breasts in the end!

...

*starts running through fields*

[Jimbo]

Depending where you are you might get hit by man boobs, just cautioning you... :(

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Wolverine
were not allowed to ask for pictures of the flashiness are we, damn

you're on the interweb silly boy.

you can find your porn quite easily without our help.



and for the record

some of the gentlemen here have quite attractive moobs.

[freddiestarfish]

Originally posted by Magpie
some of the gentlemen here have quite attractive moobs.

Speaks the voice of experience

[smiley clown]

YOu'd Know.