they can see you, but you cant see them

[kangaroo_dude]

They watch you. you go on with oyur lives while they stalk your every move. you wont know this until they strike you in the night. they will come, the shadows will march upon you and slaughter your dearest friends.

the march of the shadows is comming

watch out for them, the nocturnal beasts, they have one disadvantage- they have 2 white stripes on their forehead which is noticeable in the dark. arm youself with a twig or a banana, and we will fight of these monsters!

UNITE AGAINST THE BADGERS!!!!

Join the H.A.M.B

:weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl: :weebl:

[Gloop]

this is stupid.....

[Norbington]

care to explain what H.A.M.B is?

[Anti - Squirrel]

Hark!!! A Mangled Beast?

Horace!!! Ah've Made Bread?

Hills Are Mighty Big?

Hangers Are My Business?

I'll stop now. :rolleyes:

[Wahoo]

so, you say these badgers are gonna come up to your friends and kill them, how? all they do is dance, they look so cute :badger:

[Nanaki]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums//images/smilies/badger.gif VS :nana:
Badger meet your match in the Bannana!

[psychoticdemon]

"Quick fetch the holy hand grenade .... er hold hand bannananananana?"

and dont forget the vile sub-speciese of the badger, THE SKUNK!!!!!

LET US DESTROY THEM ALL!!!! before they get us (much like the frech)

[Oceanhahn]

Behold! Riverdance Banana!!!11oneone
http://www.bizarreuprising.com/posts/bdance.gif
-----
:nana: :nana: :nana: http://shootagainamusements.com/console/carrot.gif
All that bunch can do it stand and cheer...
(Hah! Bunch! A little banana humor there...
...not funny? Dang.)

[neilus]

hello people, greenpeace rule !!!!!!!! :nana:

[neilus]

i wana join the h.a.m.b :twisted:

[kangaroo_dude]

Join my bretheren. Just send in a SAE with £200 pounds to

H.A.M.B
London
Park Road
Squrril Cottage
PO Box: M0N3Y

thank you

:evil:

[neilus]

badgers r an inferior race, we humans will take their furry arses down (to funkytown) join us or die losers !!!!!!! :twisted:

[freddiestarfish]

and the point in this is???

[PeePers]

God has sent us badgers
and i obey their every wish
so ffs
shut the hell up moron

[kangaroo_dude]

we must join against the badgers and their evil claws, and by request of phsycoticdemon we will also anhialate their allies, the skunk clan. grab a stick and unite in a showdown to end all.

peace my brothers

join the H.A.M.B

:notworthy

[kangaroo_dude]

as for you peepers, dont blame me when the badgers dance around your dead body with you privates on a pointy stick

peace out

shizzle ma nizzle

:nana:

[freddiestarfish]

errr

no

:badger:

woo and yay, its amazing, i lurv eit soo much, lets creat pointles threads about it!!!!!11!!"4234!!!"$$!!^!!!!!one!!$$"!!the square root of seven"£"!1






</sarcasm>

[neilus]

:badger: = losers!!!!

HAMB = WINNERS!!!!!!!!!

u kno what 2 do people

:rawk:

peace out

p.s suck on my junk freddiestarfish!!!!

[Doo]

It's a third of a hamburger. Or half of Hamburg.

[freddiestarfish]

errr

no



ooh, look at this handy dandy button saying report posts to moderater...

[PeePers]

ow no we've been insulted
*cries*
[/sarcasm]

just one thing NEVER mess with me AND freddy at the same time

its as worse as messing with scrambled
perhaps even worse

[freddiestarfish]

do they know scrambled?!


if not, you should


i am his son
and peepers is just as mad as a badger

[Nanaki]

I say dont mess with badgers without a nanna

[PeePers]

eerm
jus
but il just repeat myself

NEVER EVER EVER EVER mess with me or with freddy
and if you mess with both
its like armageddon

[Furry Vegetable]

You could compare them to kiddies in a candy store.

Chain saw massacarists locked into a full college would probably be more accurate...

[freddiestarfish]

in a full college of people who we dont like, who seem to bleed satisfyingly, like a fountain

[neilus]

fools dnt listen to freddie and peepers they bout suck furry testicles join k_dude and i in a quest to rid the world of the furry vermin, formally known as BADGERS !!!!!

us with help from the odd :nana: will take over and all the members of the HAMB will live like kings.

followers of the badgers will die horrible horrible deaths!

PEACE OUT!!!!!!

:notworthy

:rawk:

[Smeagle]

OMG ROFL STFU

[BFCA]

H.A.M.B.
Have A Massive Banana



:nana:

[kangaroo_dude]

I have returned

Cast out of the world of men i had to live among the spurrils. they are now our sworn allies. they gave me nuts, which to be honest werent that nice, a bit like slightly softer rocks. they gave me a banana of hope :nana: and with it i ran to get back to the H.A.M.B headquarters.

I had to run, i was followed by a badger, i saw it 6 or seven times. it could of even been 6 or seven different badgers, in which case the march of the shadows has already begun. it is to my knowledge that they have armed themselves with katanas. we must be careful against this foe.

Peace out

:notworthy

LIVE LARGE AND KICK BUTT!!!!

:rawk:

[Evilorangez]

I think you're missing the villian in this whole bit, the snake. it seems that it is truly the evil entity in this situation. I stand on the neutral side of the innocent mushrooms in this situation and would really like to know what HAMB stands for, if anything or if no one has actually thought that far ahead yet.

[Smeagle]

Kangaroo dude, be quiet.

And if you're going to put that after every post, why don't you just make it your sig?

[Gloop]

Okay then.... this is really sad. Its a bad idea to try and make loads of cult groups anywqay, but arguing about its even worse.
Or boasting that you'll crush them like the bugs they are also doesn't help *gloop glances at freddy* IF you don't like this new badger hunting sport or whatever the hell it is then don't post about it....
Anyway the "roo" guy has done nothing wrong don't complain about him....

[Shadow_Keeper]

Seems more like a go at others to me...

Although the first post had something I liked...
March of shadows coming: When you least expect it
Nocturnal: Yes, have you seen the time?
White stripes on head: *looks in mirror* nope
Well done, you got 2 out of 3...

*eyes up several shadows in the room before slinking back off*

[Empty Pie Dish]

Whats H.A.M.B stand for anyway?

Harm Anarchich Mega Badgers?
Hurrah! A Molly Bum!
Hey Anna ,Munchy bunch?
Horse Anarchist Monster Battle
HAlLed Attack Murdering Beetles?

[Fick]

Did you know that when a Badger bites, it will not release the pressure until it's teeth meet up. So don't let a badger bite your leg, or you're in rubber ducking trouble.

[Smeagle]

Or any part of your body for that matter.

[freddiestarfish]

:eek:


think about it...

[BFCA]

What's a badger

[catinbox]

I have been told badgers are baldie like Lee but in the scrotum area. Is this a truism?

[Empty Pie Dish]

I tought Badgers were those cute lil things that ate trees and made barrages and stuff.And they had cool tails with squares and they were brown and they appeared in Timon and Pumbah and oops i said too much

[Ford Prefect]

why all the hate...? ahhh...I used to poke badgers with spoons, until the phrase became very popular-and all the humor and originality was gone, the badgers were once again happy and my spoons were clean! anyway, what has the entire badger species done do deserve this hatred?? no those are called beavers, the ones that make dams and have tails that look like they have been beaten with mallets.

[goody 2 shoos]

yaaaaaaaa.... what's this about?
sry... donno
BUT IM COOL!
it's all good
u gellin'
i'm gellin like a fellin'
hey ellin, want some melon?
no thanks, i'm to busy gellin
look at them yellin'
they can't be gellin"


it's like the izzle language only... it's from a commercial.
(and it's from america, like me, the commercial, i mean.)
i added kangaroo dude to my buddy list! he sounds like a dude!
is he letter after z... ? it sounds like it....
anyway..

I LIKE SURFIN TOO!!!! im stoked, dude:cool:


and i dont have a big banana, obviously, cuz i'm a playboy bunny!
but i like bananas :nana: :nana: :nana:



i can be evil:evil: or nice... kinda:twisted:
what do ya want me to be?;)

ooooooo i sound sexy:fluffle:

i say... this looks like patrick moore... my BEST friend:isay:

[goody 2 shoos]

i have lots to say, still.........

what does prefect mean?
pinkerbell... ur sooooooo going on my buddy list
what does all this stuff like empty pie dish and pie crumb and stuff mean???

i love u weebs....:love: :love: :fluffle:

[goody 2 shoos]

ooo i get it... about the empty pie dish...
gonna make some more replies!!

[wyrd_fish]

please don't

and please try to talk in a halfway coherent manner

and refrain from using :nana: 's

well maybe i is OK but this is not:
:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

[Smeagle]

Goody2shoes, try not to double or triple post.

If you feel the need to add something, just edit your old post.

[Empty Pie Dish]

goody 2 shoos u sound sexeh :cool: :D

[Furry Vegetable]

And you sound rather horney my son, maybe your a badger in disguise!