I Don't Want to Fight You I Know You!

[DrMcMoist]

Hello, don't be alarmed. A DrMcMoist has appeared. I came here, on a mission. A mission of discovery, a mission of peace, a mission of sexually driven goals. Extreme sexually driven goals. You see, I am currently trapped within the confines of the workplace, and within these confines I am confined by certain confinerations(??)

Namely the embargo slapped on MSN and all that MSN like jazzy shit that does pollute these internets!!

I was sitting here, in this chair. And I got to thinking, I'd like to talk to my bestest mate, Chim Richels a.k.a DrChimRichels. But without these valuable tools at my disposal how could I contact his most excellent self?

So I got to thinking, I got to thinking, I got to thinking and then I got to thinking.

And then it hit me! Weebl's Stuff Forums. He said he frequents it and so I shall search for him there! Like that Star Trek film! Return of the Jedi!

And so, come to me my little bear friend, and we shall slay the Borg!

[jif-charge]

Ummm... welcome to the forums?

[DrMcMoist]

Well I don't know if you noticed but I joined in February of this year and I have posted 9 times before my opening post so I'm hardly a stranger :rolleyes:

Cheers anyway.

[DrChimRichels]

Y'know as soon as i saw the thread title i f**king knew it was you

Shouldn't you be working instead of posting threads in the wrong part of the forum ya skiving son of a pig

[DrMcMoist]

CHIM!!! I knew if I waited long enough you'd eventually appear. And yes, I should be working, but I'm not... What of it?

Anyway, where should I be posting if not here?

[DrChimRichels]

Not here!! this thread is dead to you now it has served it's purpose, use the flashchat if you can, if not just pm me you mad man.

[DrMcMoist]

Where's that big orange forum you were talking about?

[DrChimRichels]

p.m me man this is like having a conversation over megaphones

[BlueIncaPilot]

I don't understand what's going on. Two people who no-one knows but seem to know each other are having a private party in gen pap.

[malcolio]

It's a doctor's party as well, I expect them to be flinging acids or mice with ears on their backs at each other or something...

[T-Bear]

wtf is going on

[Sorcha]

DrMcMoist sounds like the name of a gynacologist.

[Erskien_Parkour]

I am now joining this party.

[Hydralisk]

Oi, you two. Keep it to PMs and Flashchat mmkay?

[Feawen]

I really like the idea of conversations over megaphones... Hmmmmmmmm.....

[DrChimRichels]

Oi, you two. Keep it to PMs and Flashchat mmkay?

It wasn't for the lack of trying i pm'ed him about 10 times, he's for the lack of a better word a "noob"

[GorillaBearBear]

lol random

[the last sheika]

Hmm. Whenever I invite people to forums, they always make a topic like this. But they complain if I don't give them links to websites I'm on...

[Smartie]

Don't you remember the muppet chim richels from whenever he last disgraced our forums?
Don't entertain these buffoons.

[Nuclear Spoon]

y'know as soon as i saw the thread title i f**king knew it was you


fucking

[Shalashaska]

,roared Eddy.

[DrMcMoist]

Don't you remember the muppet chim richels from whenever he last disgraced our forums?
Don't entertain these buffoons.

What!? Chim Richels is no muppet! He's a good, decent man who would only hurt a fly if it entered his personal space of 150 yards.

I assure you Sir, you are mistaken. These are two different Chim Richels you speak of and I urge you to reach out to this Chim Richels and you'll see he is greatness personified.

[Dingbat]

someone get me a drink

[BlueIncaPilot]

I assure you Sir, you are mistaken.

Smartie = a laydee

and don't think of calling me Sir either :)

[Roachy]

This is all well and nice but what the hell is the thread title all about?

[DrMcMoist]

Smartie = a laydee

and don't think of calling me Sir either :)

Why? Are you a laydee too?

[Smartie]

Are you intentionally being stupid, or is it an inbuilt trait?

[DrMcMoist]

Jees. Somebody is a grump.

Sounds like you could use a nice relaxing penis inside you.

[Roachy]

Oh my good God.

[tehmoogles]

Jees. Somebody is a grump.

Sounds like you could use a nice relaxing penis inside you.

...she's not of that persuasion. You really can't get it right, can you?

[DrMcMoist]

...she's not of that persuasion. You really can't get it right, can you?

She doesn't like penis?

I thought she was a laydee!?

This place is confusing...

[Harlequin374]

Oh this is excruciating to watch

[Feawen]

Think you're looking at a troll here lads. Who is doing well in this thread.

[Smartie]

She doesn't like penis?

I thought she was a laydee!?

This place is confusing...
Blimey, what a fuck up this guy is.
Obvious troll as far as I can see.

Set phasers to 'roast'

TopTip Mcmuffin, read peoples profiles before making any assumptions.
And yes, BIP is a laydee too. As she clearly said, in her post.

[tehmoogles]

I tried, really I did. But he just doesn't get it. I think killing him would be an act of mercy.

[DrMcMoist]

I'm not a troll. I simply made this thread to find my friend cause I knew he liked this forum. I didn't ask any of you to waddle in and bitch at me.

And Smartie, you're the one that tossed insults my way so how does that make me a troll. Does being here since 2004 earn you the right to be unpleasant to anybody that ventures in here? Fair enough, making a thread to find my mate on the General Pap section might not have been the brightest idea but fuck it, I did it anyway.

Now if you don't like me, get the fuck away from me and don't speak to me anymore cause I'm sure as hell done talking to you.

[Lewiji]

I'm not a troll. I simply made this thread to find my friend cause I knew he liked this forum. I didn't ask any of you to waddle in and bitch at me.

And Smartie, you're the one that tossed insults my way so how does that make me a troll. Does being here since 2004 earn you the right to be unpleasant to anybody that ventures in here? Fair enough, making a thread to find my mate on the General Pap section might not have been the brightest idea but fuck it, I did it anyway.

Now if you don't like me, get the fuck away from me and don't speak to me anymore cause I'm sure as hell done talking to you.
Right, because suggesting someone "needs a penis inside them" is far from unpleasant.

[DrMcMoist]

Right, because suggesting someone "needs a penis inside them" is far from unpleasant.

I thought it might loosen her up a bit. Put a smile on her face.

I get the impression she hasn't smiled for a long time if you catch my drift. Hell.... maybe she's never smiled.....

[Harlequin374]

I thought it might loosen her up a bit. Put a smile on her face.

I get the impression she hasn't smiled for a long time if you catch my drift. Hell.... maybe she's never smiled.....

If it was meant to be a joke you've got an even more flawed sense of humor than I do

[DrMcMoist]

Flawed how?

[Kotihyttynen]

So... are we done here, or is this theater still going to go on for long ?

[Harlequin374]

Flawed how?

As in, what you said wasn't funny.

Kot is probably right. Best to let this thread die.

[DrMcMoist]

Yeah I think that's probably for the best.

Goodbye thread. You were shit.

[Smartie]

Before you go.

my first post: Sarcasm
my second post: response to your questioning of something someone had already confirmed
my third post: a response to your insult a crude comment, which actually offended me, as did two of the other things you said.

As far as I can see you're the one actually who's been an outright arse.
So as it happens I don't like you because you've bounded in here, flapping around a massive e-pen0r, insulting me on the way, at least 3 times. You know one member, and you, like others before, have no contacts details or age in your profile, which is 99% of the time a sure fire way to spot a troll, usually from that 'other place' who think they're so awesome.
Way to endear yourself.


Hopefully I'll never have to waste my time reading your trite again.
(well actually I won't thanks to the magic of the ignore function).