King of the hill

[Nightraider]

This is a mess about.
Theres a throne on the top of a hill and you've got to mantain the hill and throne.
No unbeatable body guards or armies, or armies that don't run out.
I'm at the top of the hill to start *gulp*:eek:

[woodchip50]

i set one of the queens swans in your direction... if you have ever met a swan YOU RUN! if not IT GETS YOU then YOU RUN!

total bastards they are.
anyway
i then pull a face mask of the queen over my head (so swans do not attack me), place crown on top and stand swans at the ready...

[Nightraider]

i throw bread into a net which the swans chase, the net captures them.
I come the hill with a spoon and dig woodchip50s brains out and eat them i'm the king of the hill now. *munch*