Film Title Generation Game

[arw360degrees]

Each player needs to give a synopsis for a film title that the person above has given.

This title can a common phrase or even a song title e.g. Material Girl

The synopsis needs to make the title into some sort of pun. 'Material Girl' could be about a fashion designer that gets possesed by a ragdoll.

Another example to help explain:

Title: Calculated Risks

Synopsis: A statistician with a plain life and gets sucked into a secret agent mission. (add as much detail as you like about twists, characters etc. to add to the pun... or just for fun)

I'll start with 'Bill, Please'

[mat-tracteur561]

a mormon steps into a bar with hi smates after about 50 rounds his mates decide to sneak out without paying but the morman being a good person decides to pay for everyone

no country for old men

[arw360degrees]

A mix-up at MI5 results in a the residents of an Retirement Home being deported. Due to their inability to work, they are not allowed to emmigrate to other nations. They make a life as doddering Pirates.

Snake Charmer

[mat-tracteur561]

the biography of a woman with a ecertain way towards men after an accident in a brothel one night involving an octupuss and a pensioner

secret diarys of a call girl

[arw360degrees]

A Call Girl Called Roberta Call stumbles across top secret government diaries. The government tries to contact her to get them again but Fidel Castro tries to get the diaries for himself. Humour ensues.

Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

[glitch]

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are trapped on a bus which can't stop until they get enough outlandish stunts, ridiculous plot twists and cringeworthy attempts at flirting to make the viewers wish the bomb would just kill them all already.

Twelve Monkeys

[mat-tracteur561]

its a story about 12 monkeys from a remote military base in alabama who revolt and kill rednecks the only person who can stop them is a young fellow called budleigh salterton a rich brothel owners son who travels through time by saying a secret code in islamique and hindi at the same time for no apparant reason and poisons the banas wich the monkeys dident eat so instead it poisend the scientist and then from nowhere greenpeace arrived with guns a battle ensued between the scientist and greenpeace in where evybody seems to die and thenm reapper during this time budleigh dodges about 2500 bullets and lets the monkeys go who live happily ever after in the swamp

Highschool never ends

[terrorbite]

The story of a group of friends, who while on a trip to the bowling alley during their school lunch break, find a bowling ball full of soup. Since they hadn't eaten, they drink the soup from the ball and find themselves back at school, where time has frozen. They go into the chemistry lab and try and find a "cure" for this time freeze. Hilarity ensues.

Death Magnetic

[mat-tracteur561]

a story of a recently deceased bishops second wifes brother who stumbles upon a way to cheat death with the use of magnets whilst out on a hunting trip he sells his invention to the army but gets bored of the notority and decides to escape his secure bunker and venture out into the real world however what he doesnt know is that the army kept inserting a drug into his food where when he went to sleep he slept for 23 years and he finds out to be in the year 2309 and he is presumed dead after a few shinanigans and what not he finds a woman who wants to kill general dripik (the man who incarserated our hero) and together after a jolly good ol' sex scene they have a massive gunfight where most of the US army are killed although nathalie (the girl) gets shot and just manages to say to our hero that she loves him before a dramatic death scene by this time our man finds a helicopter finishes most of the other soldiers and minions and go's on hot pursuit of the genral after landing on a mountain lair kills more guards this time with a bigger gun he find the genral a long fist fight ensues the an explosion in witch our hero gets his gun back and kills the genral
after the final battle the sun comes out and the man stands on the edge of the cliff looking to the sky as the camera zooms out


watermelon crawl

[Cyberbot]

An epic tale about a boy and his love of watermelons. After years of adventuring to find the perfect watermelon he learns of an event which has happened only once in the past 3000 years. The watermelon Crawl. By the end of the film he crawls up a mountain to win the crawl. But god kills him telling him that he is a 'sad prick' who has 'wasted his life and the lives around him'.

The Pointless Adventures Of Gordon Brown.

[magsie o skaw]

an action packed thrill ride about a traffic cone collector trying to solve the riddle of the pointless cone starring shits mcgee as gordon brown and brain blessed as himself.

ironman

[mat-tracteur561]

a porn based movie in what a stevie wonder look alike has an accident with his penis and a steel moulding factory he must then fuck hisway out of said factory and find the acid to make the metal phallus return to normal

we rode in tractors

[magsie o skaw]

a movie remake of a cowboy film involving the cavalry only now they ride tractors instead of horses

tropic thunder

[mat-tracteur561]

A scooby doo spoof movie in wich the main character goes to the jungle and get explosive diahrea and must find a cure.. shinanigins and fart jokes ensue

johnny and the sprites