While he/she did that, I...

[Magic Noodles]

Starting from me, the next person has to say what the previous person did, and what they were doing at the time.

For example:

1ST PERSON: "I ate a fish."

2ND PERSON: "While he ate a fish, I took photographic evidence of this act."

3RD PERSON: "While she took photgraphic evidence, I urinated on her back."

And so on.

Okay, I'll go:

I assasinated George W. Bush, having not watched the news for a whole year.

[Nimblewright]

While he (I presume) was assasinating George W. Bush, I was abducting his mother for ransom.

[Magic Noodles]

(Yep I'm a he... I think)

While he (I also presume) abducted my mother, I left George to die of his own accord, and began hunting pebbles.

[Anchovy]

While he was hunting pebbles, I threw sand in his eyes to try and hinder his finding performance.

[Magic Noodles]

While he/she threw sand in my eyes, I constructed an eye-shield with two twigs and a brick.

[Felishka]

While he constructed an eye-shield, I tied his shoelaces together.

[Magic Noodles]

While she tied my shoelaces together, I ordered a pizza...

[mat-tracteur561]

while he orderd a pizza i ram raided Argos

[Magic Noodles]

While he ram raided Argos I waited for this goddamn pizza.

[mat-tracteur561]

wile you were still waiting for that pizza i went into the chinese next door

[Magic Noodles]

While you went to the Chinese next door, I realised I was holding a calaculator, not a phone, and slapped my forehead comically.

[Felishka]

While he slapped his forehead comically, I hid his phone.

[Magic Noodles]

While s/he hid my phone, I searched all over for it.

[Felishka]

While he searched all over for it, I got a bigass pizza delivered.

[Magic Noodles]

While she got a pizza delivered a sat and twiddled my... thumbs.

[mat-tracteur561]

while you did that i brought you a beer

[Phang]

While Mat bought a beer I stole his Mudkips.

[Magic Noodles]

While Phang - who has a sexy avatar - stole his Mudkips, I hatched a plan to steal Godzilla's earwax.

[Nimblewright]

While he was hatching a plan to steal Godzilla's earwax, I just went ahead and stole it before MN could

[mat-tracteur561]

While N was stealing the ear wax i was enjoying my refreshing pint

[Magic Noodles]

While MT was enjoying his refreshing pint, I was absailing from a giant amphibion's ear-hole.

[LukeCarry]

While Magic Noodles was absailing from a giant amphibion's ear-hole, i was doing nothing of interest

[Magic Noodles]

While LC did nothing of interest, I hit the ground with a thud. Ouch.

[Dakano]

While MagicNoodles hit the ground, I licked a ruler.

[Magic Noodles]

While Dakano licked a ruler, I envied him greatly.

[mat-tracteur561]

whilst MN noodles envied Dak i watched some Mudkip porn

[Quintumply]

While mat watched some Mudkip porn, I spray-painted the word "Larynx" onto all the boats in the harbour.

[mat-tracteur561]

whilst Quintumply sprayed the boats I jammed out to the sparta remix

[Felishka]

While mat jammed to the sparta remix, I ate a raisin and biscuit Yorkie bar.

[Magic Noodles]

While Felishka ate a raisin and biscuit Yorkie, I walked home.

[Felishka]

While MN walked home, I burgled his house really quickly.

[Magic Noodles]

While Felishka burgled my house really quickly, I stopped to read a notice on the dangers of stalling on journeys home.

[3'dom]

While you stopped to read a notice on the dangers of stalling on journeys home, your house caught fire and burned down.

[Magic Noodles]

While my house burnt down, I approached the door, wondering why everyone was making such a fuss.

[Felishka]

While MN appraoched his house, I walked by cackling with his belongings.

[Magic Noodles]

While Felishka walked by, I sensed a disturbance in the force.

[magsie o skaw]

While you sensed a disturbance in the force, i was fiddiling with it's t.v. aerial

[3'dom]

As you fiddled with the aerial, I fiddled with your dick.

[Magic Noodles]

While Freedom fiddled with Magsie, I twiddled my thumbs.

[Felishka]

While MN twiddled his thumbs, I cut off his pinkies.

[Vercci]

While Felishka cut off Magic Noodles pinkies, I was never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.

[mat-tracteur561]

While Vercci sang, I joined this thread

[Felishka]

While Mat joined this thread, I kidnapped his Mudkipz.

[3'dom]

While you kidnapped his mudkipz, I took your virginity.

[Magic Noodles]

While Freedom fiddled with another victim, I bought a ferret.

[Felishka]

While MN bought a ferret, I bought some new shoes.

[Magic Noodles]

While Felishka bought new shoes, I bought a ferret-training manual.

[Felishka]

While MN bought a ferret-training manual, I watched The Little Shop of Horrors.

[mat-tracteur561]

Whilst Feliska watched the little shop iof horrors I waited for my Wii to arrive

[magsie o skaw]

while matt is waitnig for his wii i'm playing his wii as i stole it from a postvan

[Dakano]

As magsie o skaw played on mat-tracteur's wii, i ate a mint imperial.

[paris_below]

as dakano ate a mint imperial, i made a young child go to lemonparty.com

[magsie o skaw]

as paris_below made a young child go to lemonparty.com, i saw the trailer for the new star trek film and thought it looked awesome

[mat-tracteur561]

whilst mags watched startreck i ate some left over pasta

[magsie o skaw]

while mat ate left over pasta, i watched re-runs of trawlermen on 'DAVE'

[mat-tracteur561]

whilst Magsie watched trawlermen I thought that Deadliest catch was better

[magsie o skaw]

whilst he thought that i watched, 'trawlers, rigs and rescues' on virgin one at 9pm on tuesdays which was made by the makers of deadliest catch

[mat-tracteur561]

Whilst magsie wtached the same thing as me I decided to go for a snack

[Felishka]

While mat went for a snack, I removed the cushions from his sofa.

[Luna_1985]

While Felishka removed cushions from the sofa, I opened my umbrella indoors.

[Felishka]

While Luna opened her umbrella indoors, I cowered in terror.

[magsie o skaw]

While Felishka cowered in terror, i set an ambush for that git in the red van

['Ello Guv'ner]

While Magsie set an ambush, i stabbed a seal in the face

[magsie o skaw]

while 'ello guv'ner stabbed a seal, i thought of someone else who hurt seals

http://www.shetland-news.co.uk/news_03_2009/Fisherman%20jailed%20for%20seal%20slaughter.htm

['Ello Guv'ner]

While magsie thought, i played beethoven's 9th on a kazoo

[Nimblewright]

While Guv'ner was playing the Kazoo, I was furiously trying to plug my ears, so as not to hear the Kazoo

[magsie o skaw]

whilst nimblewright plugged is ears i ran down his cat with a steamroller that was out of control

[arw360degrees]

Whilst Magsie Squashed A Cat, I Contemplated The Meaning Of 'Triskedecaphobia'

[Magic Noodles]

While arw360degrees contemplated the meaning of 'triskedecaphobia', I played tennis with a tiger.

[arw360degrees]

Whilst Magin Noodles Played Tennis With A Tiger, I Searched Through My Wardrobe For Some Clean Pants.

[Pippynip]

Whilst arw360degrees searched through his wardrobe for some clean pants, I shot the tiger MN was playing tennis with.

[arw360degrees]

At the precise moment that Pippynip's bullet pierced the tiger, I Exploded With Delight At The Thought Of Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen Felating A Bucket Of Alligators.

[TheMattfish]

Whilst arw360degrees exploded, I took off my socks to dry them with the heat from the explosion.

[magsie o skaw]

while themattfsh dried his socks, i did the crossword in the tv times

[Magic Noodles]

While magsie did the crossword, I drank coffee... and breathed.

[pinkfakecheez]

While Magic Noodles drank coffee and breathed, I mourned nimblewright's squished cat.

[thepiethief]

while pinkfakecheez mourned nimblewright's squished cat, I bought a footpump

[crazzycat]

While he was buying a footpump i stoled his money

[anto475]

while he stole money i stole him

[magsie o skaw]

while you stole him, i popped open some pringles and couldn't stop

[arw360degrees]

While magsie struggled to cease pringle consumption, I plotted... a graph of acceleration against time for a particle under simple harmonic motion.

I'm lonely.

[Felix Barry]

While he (at least I think it's a he) was doodling on graph paper, I swapped everyone's cubicle's around in work.

[GazzyW]

Whilst Felix was dicking around with our cubicles, I was eating a footlong sub sandwich.

[Dakano]

While he was eating a footlong sub, I wrote BOOBS on a calculator.

58008 and turn it upside down incase you didn't already know

[joey810]

while dakano wrote BOOBS on a calculator, i watched teen titans

[GazzyW]

Whislt you watched TT, I was asleep.

[arw360degrees]

Whilst you were aleep, I childishly drew genitals on your face and blamed it on an orphan

[GazzyW]

Whilst you were a bit of a dick, I was dancing in my lime green tangerine.

[Trickian]

While you were dancing in your lime green tangerine, I was eating it!

[GazzyW]

Whilst you eat my home, I played table football... with real footballers and spears.

[Trickian]

Whilst you were playing table football... with real footballers and spears, which is quite sadistic, but very funny, maybe an idea for me one day...anyhow, I was turning gold into led.