'Allo 'Allo - Wherewolf? Game 10

[malcolio]

ACT 1

SCENE 1

FADE IN:

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - MORNING

A café with stairs leading up to the owner’s bedrooms and down to the cellar, with a bar along one wall next to a door leading to the backroom. RENÉ is manning the bar as EDITH and MIMI frantically serve a crowd of British serviceman who fill the large room.

RENÉ
(Looks up at camera)
The last time we met the war had just finished. The British had liberated Nouvion from the Germans, who are now locked away in the local cells. We are rid of the British airmen at last, who escaped, crashed, tried to surrender but were surrendered to instead and finally escaped again to Paris. The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies has gone as well, vanished in the calm and slow climate I found myself in! Now all that is left is Yvette, my bit on the side unknown to my wife; Mimi, my bit on my bit on the side, unknown to my bit on the side and unknown to my wife; and my wife Edith, who I only wish was unknown to me! Once that problem is gone, with these British soldiers as well, I may have a peaceful life at last!

The back door opens, YVETTE running out and up to René.

YVETTE
(Fierce whisper)
René, there are strange women in the back room!

RENÉ
(Looks at the large group of British soldiers)
I see, that explains why the street corners outside are empty.

YVETTE
No, they are not here for the British, they are wanting you!

RENÉ
I have too many bits on the side as it is! [Sees Yvette’s confused expression.] Look, you cover the bar, I will sort this out.

René dashes into the backroom.

INT. BACK ROOM - MORNING

René quickly enters the room and closes the door behind him, only to be surrounded by a number of FRENCH RESISTENCE GIRLS, all wearing tan trench coats, black berets and pointing guns at René.

RENÉ
(Hands on his hips)
Oh, not you lot again, the war is over!

The curtains are drawn back by MICHELLE, revealing herself and yet another gun pointing at René.

MICHELLE
For the Germans maybe, but not for us. Are we alone?

RENÉ
Not counting your doppelgangers, yes! Now please, make this very short, because I have customers to attend to!

MICHELLE
In that case I shall say this only once.

RENÉ
(Sarcastically)
What a surprise!

MICHELLE
The British will be leaving Nouvion in less than a month’s time, and when they do the Communist Resistance are sure to try and take control of the area before de Gaulle can restore order. Even as we speak they are penetrating the town, but little do they know that we are penetrating them!

RENÉ
(Motioning to Michelle’s pistol)
Well I’m glad you are using protection!

MICHELLE
(Ignores René)
The Communist Resistance has only one member who vaguely knows the identities of all others: their leader Louise. They report to her of any suspicious activities, mainly each other’s. It means that it has been very easy to place these loyal, true patriots into their ranks. The communists will become distrustful and confused trying to find my girls, relying on their protocol of giving Louise all supposed proof of any traitors to try and catch them. I have seen it before, their methods are so confusing and complex that any plans they have are sure to be undone!

RENÉ
(Nods sadly)
I know how that feels! But look, why are you telling me all this?

MICHELLE
Because already my double agents have found out that the Communist Resistance’s meeting place will soon be your café! It is here that we will finally liquidate the red scum!

RENÉ
I better buy a new mop.

Door opens, Yvette comes in.

YVETTE
René, even more strange women are coming into the café!

MICHELLE
(Panics)
The communists are already arriving! (To the French Resistance girls) Quickly, take off your uniforms!

RENÉ
(Watches girls start to unbutton their trench coats)
But the Communist Resistance are all women too, I hardly think stripping off will stop them! Unless you are lucky, in which case can you take photos?

MICHELLE
No, you fool! They must wear disguises.

French Resistance girls pull off their trench coats to reveal matching costumes of white shirts, black waistcoats, black skirts and white-spotted red kerchiefs around their necks.

RENÉ
(Sarcastically)
Ah, of course, and what unique disguises they are!

MICHELLE
(Gathering up removed trench coats)
Yes, the communists think that wearing completely identical outfits hides the fact that they are resistance members. What idiots!

RENÉ
(Looks at her arms full of trench coats)
I couldn’t agree more! Now Yvette, go out and make a distraction to let these girls blend in to the crowd.

YVETTE
But how can I distract all those British men?

RENÉ
Just imagine every soldier is me and I’m sure you’ll do fine. Now go already!

Yvette is ushered out of the room.

MICHELLE
Very well, my resistance girls will infiltrate the group and try to take out any communists they can at night. It is up to you to mislead the British soldiers of our plan.

RENÉ
Well, if they are as smart as British airmen or British spies, it shouldn’t be too hard!

MICHELLE
So long, and good luck to you all!

Michelle leaves through the window while the disguised French Resistance women sneak out into the café, leaving René alone.

RENÉ
Ah well, so much for a peaceful life!

[malcolio]

1. Preparations
Once enough people have signed up the Narrator splits the players into two different teams: girls of the de Gaulle Resistance (GR) and Communist Resistance (CR). They will then be assigned different roles by the Narrator through a Private Message (PM). You will need to check your PMs regularly during the game. And remember, even if your role and agenda is different to someone else doesn't mean you aren't necessarily working towards the same goal!

NOTE

Each ‘day' refers to a 48-hour time slot, to allow sufficient time for all players to debate on their next target for execution. Thus, any mention from this point onwards of 'days' should be taken to mean a 48-hour period. In other words, players with special roles may only PM the narrator with names once per two days, not every literal day! Any extra PMs of this kind will be treated as the player changing their mind and their original PM will be discarded!

Private Messaging (PM) may only be between player and Narrator, not between player and player. Anyone caught using PMs, emails or any other form of communication other than the main game thread to contact other players in secret in an In Character (IC) or Out of Character (OOC) capacity to aid each other will be ejected from the game. However, there is a Dead thread (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=73213) where players may discuss the game (without spoilers or hints though!).

2. Roles and Devices

The following details the different sides assumed by the players, as well as any sub-roles they may be assigned. A device can be passed between players via the Narrator. Extra roles may also be introduced throughout the game.

-Narrator

Nouvion Communist Resistance
- Communist Girl
- Lovers
- Counterspy

De Gaulle Resistance
- Spy
- Senior Spy

Device
- Forged Membership Card

Nouvion Communist Resistance

Narrator
The Narrator plays a purely administrative role; narrating the game, counting votes and moving the game along. The narrator will also prod other players if they are inactive. Any player who is inactive after 48 hours will be ejected from the game and may have their role filled by another player. The Narrator will move the story along at the end of each 48-hour period, and will decide when the game ends.

Communist Girl
As far as the Communist Girl is concerned, everyone is a suspect. The girl's role is to work out who is a French Resistance spy and to convince others that they are right, in order to execute them at the end of the café’s opening hours and save the resistance. Your only abilities are those you already possess; deduction, guile and persuasion. Each day, the Communist Girls must indicate who they are voting to be shot by Louise in bold text.

Lovers
The role of the Lover can be held by players of each side, either Communist or de Gaulle resistance. A pair (or more...) of Resistance members have fallen for each other so madly that it overrides any other loyalties they may have. Any players who are chosen as lovers must defend their partner by whatever means necessary, no matter what side they believe their lover to be on or how great the consensus against them. No player may choose their lover to be executed, either in the general vote or Agent vote. The players are picked entirely at random; no consideration will be given to gender or sexual preference, either.

Counterspy
During each round, the Counterspy may PM the Narrator with the name of one player, and will be told if they are a GR girl. They will not be given the exact role of other CR girls, ie. the Lovers or other Counterspies. The Counterspy must be wary of their ability; any apparent knowledge on their part could easily get them targeted by the GR, or mistaken as spy activity by the CR girls!

De Gaulle Resistance
All De Gaulle Resistance roles are aware of who the other GR girls are, but must not communicate with each other except in the main game thread.

Spy
Each Day, the Spies may PM the Narrator with the person they wish to be killed. Unlike the general public vote between all players, for the Spies to kill someone there must be a majority of votes from all Spies, not just from those who voted. Spies will be told who their fellow accomplices are in the initial PM sent to them at the start of the game. Spies must not communicate secretly with other Spies, through PM or any other method; they may only talk to each other through the main game thread. At the start of the next round, the Spies will be PMed to show who each of them voted for.

Senior Spy
The Senior Spy is identical to his fellow Spies but for one difference; any Counterspy attempting to ascertain their identity will not be able to recognise them as a De Gaulle Resistance Girl, and will be told by the Narrator that they are an ordinary CR girl. The Senior Spy is identical to the Spy in all other respects and may vote with his fellow Spies to decide who should be killed. The Spies will be informed as to who their Leader is in the PM sent to them at the start of the game.

Forged Membership Card
This is a device that can be held by any player. If a player who holds this card has the votes to be killed by Louise, they are instead spared. They can only be spared once though, if they have the card a second time when they are selected to be executed they will still be removed from the game, along with the card! Players can swap the card with each other: to do so the Player with the card must PM the Narrator who they want to give the card to. The Narrator will then PM the player who has been given the card to let them know. The card can only be exchanged once per Day, but it will only be revealed who has the card if it stops an execution.

3. Gameplay

The game is split into days, each lasting for a 48-hour period to allow the players to debate and vote for the next execution. At the end of each hour the Narrator will move the story along by detailing events that take place in between each meeting of the Resistance. This includes who gets executed, who is killed by the Spies and what René is up to. The Narrator will also PM all applicable players with details relating to their role, such as who each Spy voted for. After the Narrator has detailed these events, it will be the next round, and another 48-hour period begins.

Each day ends at 00:00 GMT every 48 hours. The gap in which the next day starts lasts until the Narrator has narrated events in the main game thread. Any votes or PMs in this period will be counted as being for the next hour.

Rounds

All players discuss who they believe to be an Spy and thus who to execute, and put their votes in bold. Unlike with the Spies’ private vote, the general player vote does not need an overall majority, only a majority vote from the players who have voted.

Players may also choose to abstain, if they are unsure of who to vote for or wish to make a point to the others. Players have two abstentions in the whole game, and each abstention counts towards the total number of votes, meaning that a player can help swing the vote without accusing anyone.

The unlucky player who is chosen to be executed will be killed at the end of each round.

4. The Dead

There is a separate thread (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=73213) where eliminated players, or those not playing, can commentate on the game. If you are eliminated please only post in this thread. Discuss with other players what is happening, but try not to reveal any extra knowledge you may have about the game, so as not to spoil it for the remaining players.

5. Victory

If the de Gaulle Resistance can kill off enough Communist Resistance Girls so that there are the same number of GR girls than CR girls, then the de Gaulle Resistance has won and Michelle will bother René no more! If the Communist Resistance can execute the Spies before this happens, then Nouvion will become a Communist town and threaten the whole country!

If a pair of Lovers find themselves as the only remaining players, love and gateau from the chateau will ensue, and they will live Happily Ever After.

SIGN-UP HAS BEGUN, PM ME/POST BELOW IF YOU WANT IN. GAME WILL START WEDNESDAY 25TH 12:00AM GMT.

List of players:

argh
doctor_fruitbat
Glitch
happy-go-lucky
harryashfield
hicks
Iball
Littleshore
nub
Ozzylator
Pie-Badger-Man
Ryanstorm
Shalashaska
Small Fry
Smowy
swarfegahead
Turkey Sandwich
Urlosenged
Vercci
woodchip50

[harryashfield]

Sweeeeeeeeeeet. I'm in like a.... well, give me time to think of a suitable simile.

[Turkey Sandwich]

I'll join up. With my little tank.*

*Not an innuendo.

[argh]

I'm in like a......something thats really in.

[Shalashaska]

I'm up.

[malcolio]

I'll join up. With my little tank.*

*Not an innuendo.Yeah, that's one catchphrase I don't think I'll be able to fit in to the narrative. I'll see how I go with all the others though!

[Vercci]

I'l come back

[swarfegahead]

Count me in.

[Ryanstorm]

I'm game for a game
Hopefully I won't get bumped first thing this time

[woodchip50]

im in!

[friendly spoon]

sign me up pls

[happy-go-lucky]

Pick me pick me

[Ozzylator]

Quick, me too!

[Littleshore]

I will say this only once.

I'm in.

[Syl]

I'm afraid I'll have to skip this one, limited internets :(

[glitch]

can i join?

[malcolio]

can i join?Sure. :)

There are 15 players now, but I'll be putting off the start of the game until Wednesday midnight so that a) any more players can join b) I have more time to write a narration and c) I'm busy tonight and busy eating lots of pancakes tomorrow!

If anyone wanted to post a thread in the cheesebin to drum up support that would great, I'd rather not step in there though...

[Urlosenged]

I'm definitely in, the 'Allo 'Allo theme sounds awesome.

[woodchip50]

cheese bin hate me. otherwse i would. but i have a feeling if i tried it might deter people...

[Smowy]

Im in, sounds good.

[glitch]

cheese bin hate me.

do they. why.

i won't leave if you sign up, pinky promise

[woodchip50]

i already did sign up. and because i took the bin seriously to begin with. i entered this forum allllllll wrong...

didn't do beginners.
wasn't adopted.
ran into the cheese bin and had a whale of a time.

god knows how i have positive rep.

[doctor_fruitbat]

The only thing I did differently was to step tentatively into the cheesebin, tell them they scared me, then run away.

[Mudkipz]

Oh go on then, sign me up I haven't played since game one when all the burning and angry faces were about.
Good times, good times.

[Vercci]

I never did beginners, I never got adopted and I'l tell you why

because I have a HUGE DICK awesome running through my veins

that and I stuck outside the bin for a while

[woodchip50]

yeah i didn't really look into how the forums worked at first. just hit 'new posts' and dived into the conversations...of course cheese bin threads were included.

also

by midnight weds do you mean the chage over from tues/weds or weds/thurs?

AS IT COULD BE EITHER!

[malcolio]

I take 12:00pm to be midnight, so Wednesday 12pm is the end of Wednesday and the beginning of Thursday.

If in doubt, wait for Tuesday midnight. If you don't get a private message giving you your role then you can work out that the game starts the next day. :p

Also let's keep chat about the cheesebin to the thread already going on about it in General Pap...and the cheesebin.

[Ryanstorm]

I've just made a thread in the bin about it, not sure if it'll get anyone to join though
Worth a try I guess :)

[hicks]

hey guize ill play :):)

[Small Fry]

I'll play thanks :D

[malcolio]

ACT 1

SCENE 2
INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - MORNING

The café is filled with BRITISH SOLDIERS and identically-dressed COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS, eyeing each other suspiciously. RENÉ is manning the bar as LOUISE enters the café.

LOUISE
(Surveying the café)
Good, everyone is here. Soon we will control this town and be rid of these bumbling British buffoons!

During her monologue, SOLDIER 1 and SOLDIER 2 have been watching Louise.

SOLDIER 1
(Exaggerated English accent)
I say, do you have any idea what that girl is saying?

SOLDIER 2
(Ditto)
No idea ol’ bean, I can’t understand a word of French!

Louise draws two Communist Resistance girls aside.

LOUISE
Any news?

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRL 1
We believe there are several De Gaulle followers disguised amongst us.

LOUISE
I feared as much. Good work, just keep your eye out for anybody acting suspiciously. [Beat, looks at group of Communist Resistance girls all watching each other closely.] Well, more suspiciously. I must begin the meeting.

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRL 2
But Chairperson, what about the British, and the café owner?

LOUISE
René is a cowardly, if handsome, man. If I threaten him to co-operate I know I can trust his word. He has given me one in the backroom many times! As for the British, I will deal with them myself. Now continue your tasks!

Louise walks up to Soldier 1 and Soldier 2.

LOUISE
(Exaggerated English accent)
Hallo chaps, awfully sorry for filling up this pub with my girls, what!

SOLDIER 1
(Ditto)
Not at all, a pleasure to meet someone who speaks the King’s tongue!

SOLDIER 2
(Ditto)
I say, are you all a group of performers?

LOUISE
Why yes, we have come here to receive singing lessons from Edith Artois.

Soldier 1 and Soldier 2 look horrified.

SOLDIER 1
By heaven, and we haven’t any cheese for our ears!

SOLDIER 2
Quick, let’s get out of here before the banshee wails!

SOLDIER 1
(Standing up to address group of British soldiers)
We’ve got to scarper chaps, the owner’s wife is about to sing!

The group of soldiers panic and run out of the café, leaving it still quite full of Communist Resistance girls.

RENÉ
What have you done to all my customers?

LOUISE
(Back to normal accent)
The Communist Party of France will have a series of meetings here. Assist us or be shot.

RENÉ
Well, that’s quite the dilemma you’ve given me, but I have been shot before and it was not to my liking, so have your meetings.

LOUISE
(Turns to address crowd)
Members of the Nouvion Communist Resistance, it is I, your chairperson Louise!

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRL 3
How do we know? You could be an impostor!

LOUISE
I will prove it. [Reveals card from pocket] This is an official card from Moscow, proving what I say. All communists are equal, but I am equally obviously leader of you communists!

Louise presents the card for everyone to check it, the card suddenly being snatched by one girl to peer at it closely, it quickly being snatched back by Louise.

LOUISE
That is enough! I have gathered you here today because there is a hurdle we must overcome before we can wipe out our enemy, the de Gaulle Resistance!

Louise angrily spits on the floor, the other Communist Resistance girls simultaneously follow suit.

LOUISE
Within our ranks are supporters of the big-nosed General, trying to delay our plans! We have no time to spare, so to counter this threat you will all be watchful and report any member you think may be a spy. I will shoot one person each day until the blood of every impostor is spilt across this floor!

RENÉ
Oh ‘eck! I still haven’t bought that mop!

LOUISE
To help you with your mission I have assigned two of my most trusted follows to search for clues about the impostors. To ensure they are not targeted I will not reveal who they are, but if they should need to they too have cards that will prove their integrity. Now I must go and continue our preparations, for once our foe is defeated we will rule this town!

Louise strides out of the café. René addresses remaining communists.

RENÉ
Well if you do, I hope you look after it better than the last lot! It's been a week and I'm still tripping over copies of Mein Kampf!

Summary:
Day 1 has begun! If you have not received your private message giving you your role, let me know!

Out of 20 players...
4 are de Gaulle Resistance Spies
1 is a de Gaulle Resistance Senior Spy
2 are Communist Resistance Counterspies
13 are Communist Resistance Girls
and 6 of the various roles above are also Lovers.

[woodchip50]

abstain anyone?

[glitch]

yep, abstain

[argh]

Communism FTW!!!
Abstinence keep you from getting preggers.

[Ozzylator]

Cautious abstinence for the cause.

[Littleshore]

I'm imagining myself as the communist chick in red alert 3 now.. not the annoying one, the hot one

abstinence or coat hangers whatevs y know

[Iball]

Littleshore

I'm relieved about not having to go into a spiel about the importance of abstaining on the first day! :D

[harryashfield]

Abstain until someone peer pressures me into voting to save abstaining.

[hicks]

i am not wasting my abstains, i'm going to shoot wildly in the dark and accuse Woodchip50

[Ryanstorm]

Abstain, since last time my not abstaining seemed to get me killed off first :(

[Shalashaska]

Abstain then. And I cannot understand why people won't just abstain like they're supposed to.

[hicks]

Abstain then. And I cannot understand why people won't just abstain like they're supposed to.

* person
The abstain game is boring and isn't a particularly good opening as proven in the other games i've been in, consider.

If everyone votes for someone but never achieving a majority, it is harder for wolves to get signals out

And i cannot understand why people wont just vote instead of wasting abstains like they're supposed to.

[Small Fry]

It's not a waste of an abstain, it's the best time to play it. However, the tactic you mentioned would also be a good opening move.

On the offchance that the spies target the only person that has been mentioned to frame the person who did not abstain, I will also vote for someone. I encourage the rest of you to do the same but not mention the same name twice, and play the abstain game next round.

Shalashaska as I can never pronounce his name.

[Vercci]

As long as many people abstain, I don't think I'l have a problem if I vote for Iball (Save abstain etc)

[swarfegahead]

Abstain

[Mudkipz]

Abstain, Too early to tell right now.

[Smowy]

Voting for hicks to save an abstain.

[Urlosenged]

Vercci, to go along with Small Fry's idea.

[hicks]

^NAME DROP^

also was my idea

[friendly spoon]

It's not a waste of an abstain, it's the best time to play it. However, the tactic you mentioned would also be a good opening move.

On the offchance that the spies target the only person that has been mentioned to frame the person who did not abstain, I will also vote for someone. I encourage the rest of you to do the same but not mention the same name twice, and play the abstain game next round.

Shalashaska as I can never pronounce his name.

or maybe one of you is a spy and they will go for one who isn't a spy. or maybe you're both spies trying to trick us out of abstaining.

[Urlosenged]

Well it wouldn't've been a name drop (since nobody else has mentioned his name) but nice work calling everyone's attention to it, including the spies.

Though it was your idea so I can't argue with that bit.

[happy-go-lucky]

abstain

[doctor_fruitbat]

Abstain. Though with this many names out already I honestly worry what's going to happen at the round's end...

[Turkey Sandwich]

Abstain I suppose. Lots of names have been mentioned already, which could help the DG spies, but then again it will give us plenty to go on tomorrow.

[malcolio]

A few hours left until the Day ends. So anybody who needs to send me Private Messages do so soon! Otherwise everyone has voted, which I'm mightily impressed by. :)

[Small Fry]

The point of voting for people was to give us stuff to go on tomorrow :)

I hope it works.

[Shalashaska]

The point of abstaining is to not give the spies any chance of communicating.

Then they start to get desperate.

[malcolio]

ACT 1

SCENE 3

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

The COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS are now all sitting apart from one another, all trying to keep their eyes on each other at the same time. RENÉ watches bemused from the bar, with EDITH collecting empty glasses.

LE CLERC enters the café from the street, badly disguised as a butcher with a tray of red meat.

LE CLERC
(Very loudly)
Meat, meat! Who will buy fresh meat from a poor old butcher?

Ignored, Le Clerc sidles up to René.

LE CLERC
(Lifting up glasses) It is I, Le Clerc!

RENÉ
What are you doing, showing off your meat like that? You’ll frighten all these girls!

LE CLERC
I have a message from Michelle!

RENÉ
Well for heaven sake don’t tell me that here, this place is full of the Communist Resistance!

LE CLERC
(Looks at girls)
Really? Their disguises are amazing!

RENÉ
Yes, maybe you could learn a thing or two. Now come on, into the backroom.

Le Clerc hurriedly puts down his tray of meat and follows René into the room behind the bar.

INT. BACK ROOM - BACKROOM

René and Le Clerc come into the room and Le Clerc closes the door behind him, while René checks the back curtain.

LE CLERC
One of Michelle’s spies in the Communist Resistance managed to have a good look at Louise’s membership card. She drew a picture and passed it to me, with it I have made a fake card for anyone to use! Michelle wants the card passed back to a spy, with it she can flash them all if caught.

RENÉ
Well, I suggested that too but they weren’t interested. Very well, where is the forged card?

LE CLERC
It is hiding in a prime steak! [Realises he does not have his meat tray] It seems the steak is hiding from me…

RENÉ
For heavens sake, you left it in the café!

The two rush back out of the room.

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

René and Le Clerc return to the tray on the bar, to see that Edith is going around the tables with the tray of meat. Seeing René’s shocked expression she comes over to the bar.

RENÉ
What are you doing with that meat?!

EDITH
Selling it! With the rationing still on I thought some of these girls would be interested [sniffs meat], even if it is a bit off.

RENÉ
You stupid woman! One of those steaks had a forged card in it Michelle wanted for her girls!

Le Clerc dives his hands into the tray and rummages around the meat, getting his hands covered in blood but comes up empty.

LE CLERC
(Wiping his blood-covered hands on his costume)
The card, it is gone!

RENÉ
(Looking at the large group of Communist girls)
One of them must have bought it. [To Edith] Who did you sell the meat to?

EDITH
I don’t know, they all had a good look at my goods!

RENÉ
I guess someone out there would want to. [To Le Clerc] OK, you will just have to tell Michelle that her spies have got the card, and hope that one of the Communist girls is silly enough to pass it to them. Now be off with you, it’s time to shut up this place!

LE CLERC
Well keep the meat, it seems Edith sells it better than I! So long!

Le Clerc leaves the café, as he does so bumping into LOUISE coming in. She scowls at him but walks up to the bar and faces the crowd of Communist Resistance Girls, who are watching her expectantly.

LOUISE
We have the café to ourselves and you have had a day to find any spies. Who are they?

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS
(Shouting all at once)
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb!

LOUISE
Enough! [Communist Resistance Girls quieten down] I thought a day would be more than enough time to discover any impostors, but obviously not! This time tomorrow I expect some progress, for we must purge ourselves of the de Gaulle Resistance! [Spits on to the floor, Communist Resistance Girls quickly follow suit].

Louise storms out of café, Communist Resistance Girls following out, leaving the café empty for Edith to move meat tray to back room and clear cups. René produces a fresh new mop from behind the bar, and begin wiping away where Louise had spat.

Summary:
Nobody was removed by the Communist Resistance Girls.
Nobody was removed by the de Gaulle Resistance Spies.
The Forged Membership Card has been given to one random Communist Resistance Girl.
Day 2 has begun, it will end on Sunday 1st March 12:00pm GMT.

[Vercci]

Ok I give up, what font is that?

[malcolio]

Ok I give up, what font is that?You could have quoted my post and found out. :p It's Courier New. I thought I'd use it to match the screenplay-style I was going for. :)

[Small Fry]

So that never worked. Let's do what we should have done at the start.

Abstain.

[Shalashaska]

Abstain

[Ryanstorm]

I'm going to save my next abstain
Therefore I shall vote for Swarfegahead as I don't think anyone has voted for him yet

[Iball]

Vercci

[Vercci]

I'm Repeating my vote from last round

Iball

(For the same reason)

[glitch]

Shalashska

[happy-go-lucky]

abstain again, you know it makes sense :(

[friendly spoon]

i'm not wasting my last abstain this early.
happy-go-lucky

[swarfegahead]

nub because he's above me etc.

[argh]

swarfegahead because he's above me and all.

[hicks]

Shalskalska

[Shalashaska]

None of those votes count because that isn't my name.

[Vercci]

For some reason, I actually remember how to spell it :(

Sha lash aska

[Urlosenged]

I shall use my 1st abstain.

[woodchip50]

also was my idea

i shall continue with hicks' idea.

hicks

[Smowy]

woodchip50 cos he just posted.

[Small Fry]

Are you guys stupid or something?

Either you're idiot communist girls who haven't realised two people have been voted for more than once, or you're spies and also gonna get busted. Pointing this out, but not quoting as I suppose that could count as a name drop.

[Ryanstorm]

If 2 people have an equal amount of votes are they both killed? Or are neither of them killed?

[malcolio]

If 2 people have an equal amount of votes are they both killed? Or are neither of them killed?Neither are killed. It takes a majority of those who have voted for someone to be executed. So if all 20 players vote, someone has to get 11 votes to be executed. If only, say, 10 out of the 20 players vote, it only takes 6.

[Small Fry]

No, my point was if one of them is killed, it makes it more complicated for us to work out who the spies are. Because there would be two possibilities.

[friendly spoon]

As apposed to having no name drops and no leads at all? Last round I was a wolf and we bumped off about two people at the beginning with out name dropping. The process of naming random people is going to start strait after we've run out of abstains anyway, so why waste abstains at the begining?

[harryashfield]

I'll use my 2nd Abstain because I still have no idea, and because I never seem to use my abstains anyway.

[Small Fry]

I sense a lover.

[Turkey Sandwich]

I don't have time to think properly now, so abstain.

[Ozzylator]

Shalashska

[malcolio]

ACT 2

SCENE 1

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

The café is again filled with the Communist Resistance Girls, all heatedly arguing at each other. This is made difficult with other FRENCH PATRONS, who take up one small area of the café and are being served by MIMI, as RENÉ looks on from the bar.

LOUISE enters the café, slamming the door and walking briskly to the bar without noticing the other patrons.

LOUISE
Right, time is pressing so I want you to tell me…[spots the French Patrons]…how…your…singing lessons have been going?

The Communist Resistance Girls look confused.

LOUISE
Yes, your singing lessons with Madame Artois, have you been practising hard?

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS
(Variance of)
Yes, of course, rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb.

LOUISE
(Shouts over noise)
THAT’S E…[composes herself]…nough! Right, OK. And is there a person here you feel is not singing as hard as they should be? [sees confused expressions] Of the big-nosed variety?

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb!

LOUISE
(Shouts)
STOP! OK, good, yes, that’s good. [Through clenched teeth] I’m glad to hear there is nobody you think is singing badly. I will be back same time tomorrow, and I hope your…practising goes well.

Louise leaves the café, along with the Communist Resistance Girls, with the French Patrons looking bemused.

RENÉ
(Looks at French Patrons)
My wife’s singing…wouldn’t it turn you mad like that if you were taught it?

The French Patrons nod with understanding.

Summary:
Nobody was removed by the Communist Resistance Girls.
Nobody was removed by the de Gaulle Resistance Spies.
Day 3 has begun, it will end on Tuesday 3rd March 12:00pm GMT.

[glitch]

no innuendoes?

:(

[malcolio]

no innuendoes?

:(It's harder than it looks.

Happy with that one? :p But I've got some ideas for good narrations, just depends on how the game goes. No action in game = not much action in narration...

[harryashfield]

In-your-end-o. Lol.

i shall continue with hicks' idea.

hicks

Sounds like a namedrop to me...
woodchip50.

[Iball]

harryashfield

[Ozzylator]

Shalashaska

[glitch]

iball

something about that guy...just doesn't seem right

[Mudkipz]

Going for the name that sounds even romotely close to an innuendo.
Nub, I know it's not a good system but it's my system for this round.
Nothing personal, I just don't wanna go wasting my second abstain so soon after the first one :)

[hicks]

Shalshalshka

[Urlosenged]

hicks because he just posted etc.

[Vercci]

I guess I have to vote for someone different.

Glitch

[Littleshore]

Vercci

[Shalashaska]

Littleshore

[Smowy]

Urlosenged
look like this game will take a while to get started.

[friendly spoon]

Going for the name that sounds even romotely close to an innuendo.
Nub, I know it's not a good system but it's my system for this round.
Nothing personal, I just don't wanna go wasting my second abstain so soon after the first one :)

don't worry pie badger man i won't take it personally at all.

[Small Fry]

Abstain.

You ain't catching me out.

[swarfegahead]

Small Fry, above me etc.

[woodchip50]

anyone gone for ozzylator yet?

[doctor_fruitbat]

ABSTAIN, my last one. Then, let the mad cap accusations commence!

[malcolio]

ACT 3

SCENE 1

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

The café is filled with the COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS once again, with RENÉ watching them watching each other from the bar. OFFICER CRABTREE enters the café.

OFFICER CRABTREE
Good moaning! [Walks towards bar.]

RENÉ
Oh, good evening officer! [Waits before Officer Crabtree is next to bar] What are you doing here still? The war is over, you don’t need to disguise yourself as a policeman anymore!

OFFICER CRABTREE
I have fond my skulls are in high diamond as a Franch peeker. The British Omee reloes on me to stalk with the pisspal of Nouvion for them. Oofarise newbuddy would new what each udder was spraying!

RENÉ
I struggle to imagine what that would be like!

OFFICER CRABTREE
(Leans in)
I have come in to till you some gassip. The British Melootree Poo-lice arrested a gun woahman last neat. Aparrotly she was fond complately drenk in the toon square!

RENÉ
(Confused)
Drenk?

OFFICER CRABTREE
Yes, drenk! Sissed, tupsy and totally winkered! Not just tat but udder her black waistcut was a bum!

RENÉ
A bum?

OFFICER CRABTREE
Indode, sly expletivies! She was put in the toon pail, so I was there to spree her spray that she was part of the Cumarest Resistunce!

RENÉ
(Fierce whisper)
Keep it down! This café is packed with them!

Quick cut to Communist Resistance Girls listening intently.

OFFICER CRABTREE
Rollee? I batter aroast them!

RENÉ
(Fiercer whisper)
No! Michelle of the Resistance is planning on taking them out! Some of her girls are disguised as Communists right now!

OFFICER CRABTREE
I spree! In that race I will be quack. [Leans in more] The ghoul was departed to Purris, it was prezommed that she wanted to bum the British soolders.

RENÉ
Well, that’s French girls for you!

LOUISE enters the bar, sees Officer Crabtree and innocently walks around the Communist Resistance Girls, whispering and getting noticeably angrier.

OFFICER CRABTREE
Anywoo, I batter be geeing, I have my doodee to doe. [Addresses crowd] God fevering!

Officer Crabtree exits the café, Louise immediately walks to the front of the bar to talk to the Communist Resistance Girls.

LOUISE
I suppose you all heard that weird policeman. Madame Hicks has been imprisoned and taken to Paris. As you know we only explode things on weekends, so she must have been given drink by the de Gaulle spies and a bomb planted on her. The capitalistic cowards! [Spits on floor angrily, the Communist Resistance Girls follow suit.] Her death will be in vain though unless you find me those spies! Dodgy looking people who are blatantly disguised as something else should not be hard to find!

RENÉ
Well, to be fair the track record here is not so good…

LOUISE
[Turns to René] Silence! You are only alive because I want you, er, need you….we, the Communist Resistance, need your help. [Recovers] So do not get smart with me!

RENÉ
I wasn’t trying to, I don’t want to stand out!

LOUISE
[Pauses] Good! [To Communist Resistance Girls] I will return here tomorrow and someone will be shot! You know the human cost of these spies now, you know the stakes!

RENÉ
Yes, the ones I have stink, not even the British will eat them now!

Louise turns to shout at René, changes her mind and storms out of the café, with the others following behind.

Summary:
Nobody was removed by the Communist Resistance Girls.
hicks was removed by the de Gaulle Resistance Spies.
Day 4 has begun, it will end on Thursday 4th March 12:00pm GMT.

[woodchip50]

this isn't based on anything much.

just that urlosenged spoke hicks' name last round.

but i need to vote now as i suspect i shall be away from the forumns till friday morn/thursday eve.

if i am back in time i will go over everything and change vote accordingly...or not..depending...

[Shalashaska]

...shit.

[Iball]

Woodchip50

[argh]

Your mother

Possibly not. Shut up, I'm hung over...

Iball

[Smowy]

gunning for woodchip50 since he quoted hicks. Urlo just did what everyone else did and got unlucky.

[Ozzylator]

Shalashaska

[friendly spoon]

they could be trying to frame woodchip or maybe they just gotlucky, so i'm going for ozzylator

[happy-go-lucky]

nub posted above me

[Shalashaska]

Happy-go-lucky

[woodchip50]

in my defence on the whole hicks thing that was coz he voted for me. and i was being playfully spiteful back. that was all.

take it how you will.

[harryashfield]

To be honest, I think woodchip50 made a stupid mistake. But hey, we're not getting anywhere in this game so I think we should take a shot. Sorry woodchip50, you'd do the same to me. Maybe.

[woodchip50]

no i wouldn't!

and YOU did this to me last game if i remember rightly!

whats your problem with me?

EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?

[Vercci]

:(

Personally, I think we should go for someone else, but there isn't much more people that are threatening enough.

I'm Abstaining this round

[harryashfield]

no i wouldn't!
and YOU did this to me last game if i remember rightly!
whats your problem with me?
EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?

*sighs*

No. I didn't. Last game, you said something stupid, just like you have done this game:

we have no clues?
oh i do!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
LITTLE DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW!
nah.
i lied.
i know nothing either...

And then littleshore was the first to vote for you...
Fuck it, my notes are garbled and useless. I'm voting for woodchip50 because he seems so damn suspicious.

And then it was Glitch:
woodchip because argh why is he still alive why xxx

and THEN it was me:
Woodchip50. Last time I said something that stupid I got lynched quicker than a gay black person in a hick American state.

Oh, and for the record, it wasn't just us....
I'll go for woodchip50, partly because he voted for me and partly because he's being odd. Moreso than usual.
seeing as we have no real leads i'll go for woodchip50

Also for the record, Smallfry tried to defend you:
Woh stop the bandwagoning dudes.

What in the hell are you thinking, wait for some real evidence. Patience is a virtue.

To which Turkey Sandwich replied: Not really bandwagoning, he is being genuinely suspect..

What probably confused you was narration, which made it seem like it was my fault. WHICH IT WASN'T. So don't go trying to blame me for this. I think you'll find if you scroll down the page ever so slightly you'll find Iball was the first to vote for you for the same reason.
Sorry, but we need to take a stab at someone (literally almost... snigger) and your little outburst has convinced me even more. You probably are innocent but we need to start voting. My vote stays.

[Littleshore]

I'm voting for harryashfield

lol

[woodchip50]

goodness that was long. and unnecessary. i was referring to the narration. wasn’t being serious at all. sorry you went through the effort. :D

anyway. i am posting out of courtesy to inform you all that i shall have to withdraw from this game.
last night my laptop charger fell from quite a height and now i am without charger.
and as soon as my battery runs out i shall be without laptop.
so i am saving the battery to follow my purchase of yet another charger... actually i think its called an adapter... irrelevant. right!

so

i bid you all farewell and goodluck!
and hopefully i shall be back online for the next game!

[Small Fry]

Fucksticks. Oh well, narration should be interesting.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Running out of battery? Time for a Blade Runner death!

[malcolio]

goodness that was long. and unnecessary. i was referring to the narration. wasn’t being serious at all. sorry you went through the effort. :D

anyway. i am posting out of courtesy to inform you all that i shall have to withdraw from this game.
last night my laptop charger fell from quite a height and now i am without charger.
and as soon as my battery runs out i shall be without laptop.
so i am saving the battery to follow my purchase of yet another charger... actually i think its called an adapter... irrelevant. right!

so

i bid you all farewell and goodluck!
and hopefully i shall be back online for the next game!OK, thanks for letting me know. Sorry you have to leave the game but hopefully you'll get a charger quickly.

And yeah, now I have to work out how to put this into the narration...

[glitch]

i vote for woodchi...oh. erm.

turkey sandwich, because he was an agent last time. in other words, i have no clue.
changed vote to nub

[harryashfield]

Bah. Out of abstains, so Damn you for being above me Glitch!

[glitch]

see this is why i didn't post much in the last game :p

doesn't affect me i know, but should the people who voted for woodchip this round change their vote to avoid using an abstain?

[Smowy]

So all our votes for woodchip are reset? Alright, I'll abstain

[Ryanstorm]

I'll vote for Vercci (don't know who to vote for, hasn't been voted for yet etc)

[Urlosenged]

I'll vote for Ryanstorm because he's above me etc.

[friendly spoon]

harryashfield for voting for woodchip even though he thought he was innocent

[glitch]

harryashfield for voting for woodchip even though he thought he was innocent

how could you know his role unless you're a bad guy? i'm changing my vote to nub!

[Iball]

I believe harryashfield to be a De Gaulle spy.

[happy-go-lucky]

how could you know his role unless you're a bad guy? i'm changing my vote to nub!

He didn't know, nub said he voted for harryashfield even though he (harryashfield) thought he (woodchip50) was innocent

[Turkey Sandwich]

Urlosenged, because I don't think anyone's voted for him yet and I have no idea what else to do.

[Shalashaska]

how could you know his role unless you're a bad guy? i'm changing my vote to nub!

For an act of severe lack of understanding (or something), Glitch

[glitch]

He didn't know, nub said he voted for harryashfield even though he (harryashfield) thought he (woodchip50) was innocent

ok someone's going to have to explain this with a flipchart and big friendly diagrams

nah i get it actually but i'm sticking with nub

[swarfegahead]

Smowy because he/she hasn't been voted for yet as far as I can tell.

Also apologies for not knowing you're gender:p

[doctor_fruitbat]

I can't abstain, so swarfegahead for robbing me of the chance to be next to Glitch.

Shut up, it's a reason.

[Mudkipz]

Doctor_Fruitbat

A. Nobody's voted for him this round
B. Hes above me
C. For that reason he just gave.
D. All of the above.

D

[malcolio]

ACT 4

SCENE 1

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

Once more the café is filled with COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS, with RENÉ at the bar pouring drinks for MICHELLE to serve to the customers. WOODCHIP50 gets up from her table and approaches René.

WOODCHIP50
(Leans over bar)
I need your assistance.

RENÉ
Do not worry, drinks are on the house, Michelle will serve you your usual vodka and ginger beer soon.

WOODCHIP50
(Leaning even closer)
No! [Whispers] I need to get free! I can’t take this pressure!

RENÉ
May I suggest loosing your waistcoat? It is a fine uniform you communists have, but tight clothes and heavy drinking do not go well! [Looks sad and pats stomach]

WOODCHIP50
(Leaning practically whole body over bar)
You know what I mean! I don’t want to turn on any of the girls, but if I don’t they might turn on me! I need your help, or else I will turn on you!

RENÉ
[Tugs at shirt collar]
Now I’m feeling the heat too! [Sees Woodchip50’s angry expression] OK, very well, come with me to the backroom.

WOODCHIP50
Won’t that raise suspicion?

RENÉ
I can fortunately say that taking girls in the backroom is not unusual for me. Come on!

René and woodchip50 quickly leave the bar and enter the backroom.

INT. BACK ROOM - EVENING

René hurries over to a cupboard in the backroom, woodchip50 closing the door behind her and watching as René draws out Le Clerc’s tray of meat from his butcher disguise.

WOODCHIP50
(Reacts to bad smell)
Pwoah, what is that?

RENÉ
It was to be bait for foxes, but the opposite will do fine. [Holds up steak, dripping with blood and water] Stick my meat on your chest.

WOODCHIP50
What?

RENÉ
Slip this under your shirt and I can stab you [pulls out small pocket knife] with this. Do a bit of shouting beforehand and when Louise comes in you can play dead and she will think you were trying to escape. Once the coast is clear escape to the village north of Nouvion. Contact Monsieur Homme de Beurre, he owes me a favour so tell him my name and he will supply with you a milkmaid‘s costume of his.

WOODCHP50
Why does he have women’s clothing?

RENÉ
That’s the favour I gave him. If you reach him tomorrow call him Danny, if not, Danni.

The two hear Louise shouting outside.

RENÉ
Quickly! [Stuffs steak down Woodchip50’s shirt, the girl is quickly covered in blood. [Shouts] Stop, you won’t get away, De Gaulle swine!

WOODCHIP50
(Shouts)
Out of my way, fascist scum! [René stabs her in the chest, directly on the rotten steak] OW! OWWWW! That really hurts! [Collapses on to floor]

RENÉ
(Under his breath)
Very convincing. [Shouts] AHA! You deserve such a cowardly death!

LOUISE rushes into the room, followed by a handful of Communist Resistance Girls leaning in around her and from outside the room.


LOUISE
(Gun drawn)
What is this? [Reacts to Woodchip50] Madame Cinquante! Dead… [To René] What happened?

RENÉ
She tried to kill me and then escape, so I just defended myself!

LOUISE
(Kneels and looks at blood)
Your guard is as bold as your tongue! Yet her wound smells so foul.

RENÉ
(Shrugs)
I’m afraid I did not wash the knife. I did not think the risk of her catching an infection was important.

LOUISE
(Stands up)
Well done René. I doubted you, but you really are a supporter of our cause. Thank you, the death of one spy may yet avenge Madame Hicks and Madame Glitch.

RENÉ
(Confused)
What?

LOUISE
Of course, you did not hear. We have lost another loyal soldier in our fight against de Gaulle. Five of my girls were ambushed last night by our foe, and Madame Hicks was caught. She was bundled into a British truck, tied up and gagged. The other girls fled…a little too quickly, and so now I presume Hicks is wherever that truck went, in Paris probably. I hope the soldiers who find her do not hurt her.

RENÉ
A French girl tied up in Paris with limeys? I should think not!

LOUISE
[Turns to address onlookers] Spread the word. Madame Cinquante was a de Gaulle impostor. Brave René is doing your work, but there are other spies out there, and they must be caught!

The Communist Resistance Girls, Louise and René exit to the café, leaving woodchip50 to quickly jump up, with knife still sticking into her chest, and run out of the open window.

Summary:
Nobody was removed by the Communist Resistance Girls.
Glitch was removed by the de Gaulle Resistance Spies.
woodchip50 was removed from the game, he was a Communist Resistance Girl and a Lover of...?
The Forged Membership Card has left the game with Glitch. (It may be replaced at a later date.)
Day 5 has begun, it will end on Saturday 6th March 12:00pm GMT.

[Littleshore]

Fuck, people are dying like flies around here. I call for a witchhunt!

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/FILM/DVDReviews25/a%20witchfinder%20general/wfg1.jpg

[argh]

Edit: Harryashfield Iball makes a good point.

[Iball]

I believe harryashfield is a De Gaulle spy, for mentioning Woodchip50, name-dropping Hick's name the day before he was killed, then mentioning Glitch's name the day before he was killed. I would prefer people bandwagoned this, because I have been unable to find a convincing argument against any other player, and time is short.

[happy-go-lucky]

iball is above me.
harryashfield is looking suspicious though, but I'm not sure enough to vote yet
edit: been through the thread, he's mentioned both people before they were killed but wasn't by any means the only one to mention either of them
(I mentioned glitch a few times. I did mention other people as well though)

[Small Fry]

Hell, we have nothing else to go on. Harryashfield seems to have a convincing argument against him and we might as well lynch someone.

[Shalashaska]

Oh shit. Yeah, lynching someone would probably be a good idea at this point. Need to get the ball rolling.

I'll just go for Small Fry for now.

[Small Fry]

*facepalm*

[Ryanstorm]

Harryashfield

/bandwagon

[Smowy]

Harryashfield seems to have a convincing argument against him

Loads of people voted for woodchip, so thats hardly a "convincing argument"
Keep in mind the person who made this theory said it BEFORE woodchip was proven to be innocent due to dropout, how could this person (fucking short term memory) know what role woodchip was unless he was a spy?

[harryashfield]

Oh whoopdedoo. Thanks Iball. Bet he was woodchips lover. There is absolutely no evidence to suggest I am a 'wolf', since I was the third to vote for woodchip. I suggest you think seriuosly about this - Iball is screwing you all over. The one game we let him live beyond round one and this happens! :D

EDIT: In fact, IBALL WAS THE FIRST ONE TO VOTE FOR WOODCHIP! How the hell he shifted the blame to me I don't know.

I believe harryashfield is a De Gaulle spy, for mentioning Woodchip50, name-dropping Hitch's name the day before he was killed, then mentioning Glitch's name the day before he was killed. I would prefer people bandwagoned this, because I have been unable to find a convincing argument against any other player, and time is short.

EDIT2: Iball, that's just pathetic. Truth be told, I did mention woodhip, I had quite a rant against him. purely because I did think he was a spy. And the only point I mentioned Hicks (I assume you meant Hicks instead of Hitch) was when I accused Woodchip of bandwagoning against him. Like I said, I thought he was a spy. And I only voted Glitch because I had no abstains, and if you're going to vote people off for doing that, then you're not going to get abywhere.

IBALL for starting a poorly backed bandwagon. He's lying people, and doesn't have any proof.

[Littleshore]

harryashfield because well, he was the last poster and all

[Vercci]

I'm saving my abstain and I will vote for nub

Why? Because I think we should vote for who I voted for yesterday, But I'd rather save that abstain this round.

[Iball]

Sorry, but we need to take a stab at someone (literally almost... snigger) and your little outburst has convinced me even more. You probably are innocent but we need to start voting. My vote stays.

Also, you seem to have missed the fact I edited my Woodchip50-voting post (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showpost.php?p=2151347&postcount=109) a day after it was first posted - I've changed my abstain to someone's name every day after the fact, something malcolio hasn't liked because he's making a table of everyone's votes...:D

[Small Fry]

The spur-of-the-moment lynching idea is not well thought out and is full of holes.

But it's damn better than getting picked off by the spies one by one. Besides, if you're proved to be innocent, they'll lynch the people who started it.

[malcolio]

I've changed my abstain to someone's name every day after the fact, something malcolio hasn't liked because he's making a table of everyone's votes...:DYeah, you suck. :p

Also I forgot a small fact about yesterday's Summary. My apologies, I don't think it will effect game play until near the end though...

[friendly spoon]

harryashfield

[Shalashaska]

Oh shit. Yeah, lynching someone would probably be a good idea at this point. Need to get the ball rolling.

I'll just go for Small Fry for now.

Hey Small Fry

for now

Also, Harryashfield

[doctor_fruitbat]

The hell with it, he's going to get topped so I might as well disengage the brain and join the bandwagon. harryashfield.

[Mudkipz]

Harryashfield, The bandwagon's rolling and i'm not strong enough to overcome it.

[Urlosenged]

harryashfield, even though I'm far from convinced. But oh well, where would we be without random lynchings?

[malcolio]

ACT 5

SCENE 1

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

The COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS are arguing loudly, having the café to themselves except for RENÉ, who is clearing glasses away from the tables ready to close for the night, and LOUISE, who is trying to restore order.

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS
(Variance of)
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb!

LOUISE
(Shouts)
Quiet! Enough!

The girls ignore Louise, perhaps arguing even louder. Frustrated, Louise reveals a gun from her waistcoat and fires it once in the air. This causes the girls to dive for the floor, and René to duck behind the counter.

LOUISE
(Returns gun to pocket)
Thank you. From your heated debate I presume we have an idea of who may be a spy. Well?

A large body of girls grab HARRYASHFIELD from her chair and push her to the front of the bar. Others look on in disgust, while another sobs softly to herself, honking into her handkerchief.

LOUISE
Good, I was afraid that you had all become soft without my continual leadership. Whether or not Madame Cendre-Champ is a de Gaulle spy is irrelevant in the long run, you are all taking the first step in what will be a bloody but successful war against fascism!

RENÉ
Well, I gather Harriett Cendre-Champ would disagree with you there. After all, being a sore loser is one thing…

LOUISE
Silence! [Turns to Harryashfield, gun ready] Madame Cendre-Champ, do you have any last words?

HARRYASHFIELD
Yes. You will wish you hadn’t wasted a bullet.

harryashfield draws a gun from her pocket, immediately firing at Louise. The shot misses, as does the return fire from the Communist Resistance leader. Everyone dives for cover once more, Louise backing towards the café door whilst harryashfield jumps over the counter to hide with René. Louise continues to shoot in her direction, shattering bottles and exploding glasses, with the exclamations of René and harryashfield following each shot. OFFICER CRABTREE enters the café.

OFFICER CRABTREE
Good moaning. I was just pissing your coffee when I heard shats. [Points truncheon at Louise] You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.

Louise tries to shoot Officer Crabtree, but her gun is empty. Officer Crabtree quickly steps forwards and grabs her, pulling her arms behind her back tightly, making her drop the gun.

OFFICER CRABTREE
You’re knickers! [To onlookers] I will bear back letter for stitments!

The two leave the café, the Communist Resistance Girls picking themselves up off the floor. Harryashfield and René come up from behind the bar.

HARRYASHFIELD
To my darling, I’m sorry I must leave you but I feel for you like I do for de Gaulle: you are strong, brave, and have a very big nose! Fair well!

harryashfield runs out of the café, leaving the girls stunned and René covered in glass. Breaking the silence, one girl who had been crying blows her nose loudly into her handkerchief.

Summary:
harryashfield was removed by the Communist Resistance Girls. He was a de Gaulle Resistance Spy, and a Lover of...?
Nobody was removed by the de Gaulle Resistance Spies.
Day 6 has begun, it will end on Monday 8th March 12:00pm GMT.

Also, a de Gaulle Resistance Spy needs to clear their PM Inbox.

[Ryanstorm]

So either happy-go-lucky or Vercci were harryashfield's lover...
Or someone who didn't post? I was a bit too lazy to look if anyone hadn't :p

[Littleshore]

... or smowy



Also, a de Gaulle Resistance Spy needs to clear their PM Inbox.

So we are looking for a person who is either popular enough to get enough PMs to fill the inbox, a person who have never deleted a PM OR, a semi popular person who has gotten a lot of personal messages lately..

[Iball]

There are a number of suspicious people now, most obviously those that defended harryashfield's guilt. However, each has less evidence against their name than harryashfield, and while I would ask for a bandwagon, I understand if you are sceptical.

Four people mentioned Glitch's name before he was killed: harryashfield, doctor_fruitbat, happy-go-lucky and Shalashaska. The latter was comically slow at bandwagoning harryashfield, and name-dropped Small Fry at the same time. I believe this latter act helped cause confusion at voting, which otherwise may have led to my death, my name appearing several times yesterday. Please bandwagon, or else provide a defence. I will later name other people with the similarly limited evidence against them.

[Shalashaska]

Damn.

There's no point in defending myself, because a Spy would lie anyway, and tell as convincing lies as I would tell the truth.

And anyway, 3 people voted after me. Are they all Spies?

[friendly spoon]

A civilian would have a plausible explanation. The fact that you don't makes me suspicious. shalashaska

[Smowy]

Looks like Shalashaska just signed his own death warrant

[Littleshore]

I'll go against my better judgment and vote blindly for Shalashaska

[Ryanstorm]

I personally think Smowy is much more suspicious with the defence of harryashfield.
Seeing as this round I feel that I have enough evidence not to bandwagon, I will not be voting for Shalashaska.
Being slow shouldn't condemn you, especially since there was so little evidence available at that stage and voting who to get rid of was little more than random guessing.

[Iball]

I personally think Smowy is much more suspicious with the defence of harryashfield.

I agree, Smowy was another likely suspect, for mentioning Hicks and Woodchip 50 before their deaths, and name dropping Small Fry while discounting harryashfield's guilt as you mention.

Being slow shouldn't condemn you, especially since there was so little evidence available at that stage and voting who to get rid of was little more than random guessing.

Shalashaska noted the evidence against harryashfield, then voted for Small Fry despite this admittance. When it was clear harryashfield was going down, only then was the switch made: the name drop against Small Fry maintained. Considering Small Fry was also name dropped by Smowy, another suspect, this I believe was the reason for the consequent lack of attack by the De Gaulle resistance last night.

I would therefore counsel patience, and help the bandwagon against Shalashaska today, Ryanstorm.

[Shalashaska]

A civilian would have a plausible explanation. The fact that you don't makes me suspicious. shalashaska

Whoa whoa whoa, wait. I presumed the explanation was obvious.

I didn't, at any point, "note" any evidence about Harry. All I said was lynching someone would be a good idea. If both myself and Smowy had namedropped Small Fry, why the fuck would that mean we messed up. Surely if both of us name dropped him the spies wouldn't have been retarded and voted for him.
They're looking for our posts, how could, considering Smowy and myself would have had to vote for Small fry, all of the others not have noticed?

You're making up facts where they don't exist in an effort to kill someone who you obviously just want to get rid of, rather than lynch.

So, as of these unfound arguments, I'm voting Iball.

[happy-go-lucky]

I don't think shalashaska looks like a De Gaulle spy. Like he said, other people voted for harryashfield after him, and other people didn't vote for him at all. (Yes I know, this includes me, I'm just cautious ok :p)
The evidence against him is flimsy at best. There wasn't very much evidence for harryashfield, and it could quite easily have been a wrong guess.
On the other hand, I'm not sure shalashaska is right about Iball being a baddie either. He voted for harryashfield two days in a row before he was lynched, although this could be a cunning plan to seem innocent.

tl;dr i need more evidence before i vote shalashaska. Convince me, either to vote for him or someone else, with decent evidence, then i'll vote

[Iball]

Whoa whoa whoa, wait. I presumed the explanation was obvious.

I didn't, at any point, "note" any evidence about Harry. All I said was lynching someone would be a good idea. If both myself and Smowy had namedropped Small Fry, why the fuck would that mean we messed up. Surely if both of us name dropped him the spies wouldn't have been retarded and voted for him.
They're looking for our posts, how could, considering Smowy and myself would have had to vote for Small fry, all of the others not have noticed?

By note, I meant you agreed that there was sufficient evidence against harryashfield, that is all. If lynching someone is a good idea, why not do so against one you've agreed has evidence against him? That was my point.

Also, your point about you and Smowy is confusing. My point was that if, hypothetically, you and Smowy were both spies, the other spies would see that you had name dropped Small Fry, and all five could have voted to kill him that night. However, this is without the fact that my name was mentioned repeatedly, and considering it was clear to the spies that I was a threat (successfully deducing harryashfield's identity), I would have also got some votes: enough to ensure neither Small Fry nor myself received a majority.

As I have said, the evidence I have against you - and, indeed, anyone else - is very slim, but as with harryashfield, we have extremely little to go on. However, blithely accusing me of giving unfounded accusations is, I feel, unfair.

Your'e making up facts where they don't exist in an effort to kill someone who you obviously just want to get rid of, rather than lynch.

So, as of these unfound arguments, I'm voting Iball.

I should also point out that voting to get me lynched is somewhat humorous. I think we can agree that I am a Communist Resistance Girl, considering that I worked hard to catch a De Gaulle Spy? A counter argument to this would be that such a creation of 'irrefutable' innocence for myself would mean I could then depose everyone at my leisure without fear, but this is at best an extremely risky option, and at worst a ridiculously foolish one.

I think it is obvious that I will be targeted tonight, and I would be surprised if anyone mentions a name other than my own, Shalashaska's or Smowy's as a result. I shall wait and see what the response is to my attempt at a bandwagon before posting further theories. Feel free to continue trying to refute my evidence, but first actually assess the evidence I have collected, rather than bluntly accusing me of thoughtless attack.

tl;dr i need more evidence before i vote shalashaska. Convince me, either to vote for him or someone else, with decent evidence, then i'll vote

I agree, the evidence is very slim. No one at all has decent evidence against them. So it is a case of either waiting for more evidence to accumulate, as more civilians are killed, or acting now, and hoping (like last time) that a De Gaulle spy can be killed, rather than a civilian.

[happy-go-lucky]

Malcolio got everyone on his side a few games ago by unmasking a spy, then told everyone I was a spy too. It happens :p

[Iball]

Malcolio got everyone on his side a few games ago by unmasking a spy, then told everyone I was a spy too. It happens :p

:D Yeah, you can tell we're twins. I might read the thread some time, because I only heard how annoyed with malcolio you were out of context...

Also, I don't know why I type so formally in this game, but meh, it seems to help! :D

[malcolio]

:D Yeah, you can tell we're twins. I might read the thread some time, because I only heard how annoyed with malcolio you were out of context...Actually, I think it was more argh that got pissed off at me, what with me backstabbing her to give what I said more weight. Yeah, definitely argh... Fun game that. :D

[Smowy]

for mentioning Hicks
I dont think I mentioned hicks at all actually

And woodchip50-
The only time I mentioned woodchip was when we were randomly voting - and he didn't die. He had problems with his charger or something so he dropped out of the game.

[Littleshore]

My list of suspects:
Dr_Fruitbat - Gut feeling, I had a reason before the weekend, but then I went out partying on friday, and didn't really sober up until around five this evening
Vercci, - one of the first who voted for Glitch, tried to derail our harry-lynching. But as ryanstorm said, he might just be a lover who has lost his one true love, and voted Glitch randomly.
Ryanstorm/Smowy. I'm guessing one of you are a lover or an agent. Or perhaps one is a lover and one is an agent.
HGL - She is quite sneaky, I don't trust her.
Shalashaska - I'm agreeing with Iballs reasons here, but he is not my first choice. Well, in this round he is actually.
Also, everyone who didn't post in the last round but did in the round before. de Gaulle didn't manage to bump anyone off..

[Vercci]

Vercci, - one of the first who voted for Glitch, tried to derail our harry-lynching. But as ryanstorm said, he might just be a lover who has lost his one true love, and voted Glitch randomly.


:(

About yesterday, I've just seen many bandwagons that just go bad, I'm naturally against joining a bandwagon unless I believe that they're a bad guy girl.

Anyway, I don't care about the accusation, just as long as we can do what we did yesterday again, I'l be good.

Since you're already suspicious of me, I don't think you'll mind if I waste my vote on Littleshore

[Littleshore]

Naah not really. For all intents and purposes, I think I'm safe for now.

[Iball]

I'm saving my abstain and I will vote for nub

Why? Because I think we should vote for who I voted for yesterday, But I'd rather save that abstain this round.

Could you explain this post for me, Vercci?

You didn't vote for anyone the day before this post, you voted for Glitch two days before (so no one could vote for him anyway) and the two days before those you voted for me both times. Either you made a mistake when recollecting what you did, or you were very subtly mentioning my name to the others. Along with the points that Littleshore made, this leads to not an insignificant amount of evidence against you.

I dont think I mentioned hicks at all actually

You voted for him on the first day. While not as closely related to Hick's death on the third day, it is probable that De Gaulle spies would vote for whom they mentioned in the thread (they have to have voted for someone that night). As a result, his name would have come up in the PMs, and this may be why he was picked out later. It's not much, but as I've said, there's very little evidence for anyone.

While I'm here, the fourth and final person whom I believe to be a De Gaulle spy, based on the limited evidence we have, is Urlosegend. He voted for Vercci (whom I believe to be a De Gaulle spy, such a vote therefore being disregarded by the others that night) but name-dropped Small Fry's name, something only De Gaulle spies need do. More importantly, he seems to have been the only person to mention Hicks' name the night before he was killed. Despite the fact that the other possible spies voted for Glitch and Littleshore (Smowy voting for Urlosegend, the vote therefore being disregarded that night) Hicks was also mentioned by harryashfield, which is why I believe he was successfully targeted that night. Furthermore, Urlosegend was skeptical about harryashfield's guilt.

In conclusion, I believe that harryashfield, Shalashaska, Vercci, Smowy and Urlosegend are the De Gaul Spies this game, and that Shalashaska should be bandwagoned today.

Again, I am well aware that there is very little evidence against any of them. In fact I normally would have refrained from posting my full theories this soon, in order to collect more data, but I won't have time later, due to the probability of being dead.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Um, Smowy? Once again I find myself not having time to thoroughly consider, but someone pointed out hat smowy mentioned a few people that died, so...

[Smowy]

So wait, you believe I should be lynched because I did a random vote on someone who died 2 days later?
Cmon man, if you dont have any decent evidence it's best not to point fingers.

[Turkey Sandwich]

If you mean me, like I said, I don't have my own evidence, I'm just going on what someone pointed out before, since I don't really have time to read through everything. I have to vote for someone; think of it as a random vote-waste.

[Littleshore]

Look, if everybody is random voting all the time, noone is getting killled. We are communists aren't we? Everybody needs to sacrifice something for the common good, even their lives.

[malcolio]

Look, if everybody is random voting all the time, noone is getting killled. We are communists aren't we? Everybody needs to sacrifice something for the common good, even their lives.Thanks, I might steal that line for the next narration. :D

[Iball]

Um, Smowy? Once again I find myself not having time to thoroughly consider, but someone pointed out hat smowy mentioned a few people that died, so...

I'd prefer it if you bandwagoned Shalashaska today, Turkey Sandwhich - the reasons why you can find in my first post today. We'll deal with Smowy later. :)

So wait, you believe I should be lynched because I did a random vote on someone who died 2 days later?
Cmon man, if you dont have any decent evidence it's best not to point fingers.

That is not the only reason, and in fact it would be nice if you countered some of the other points, if only so I can take you off my list of suspects. Also, I've pointed out repeatedly that there is not enough evidence for a strong stance - clearly that wasn't enough, though...

[Small Fry]

The person who started the Harry bandwagon seems very sure.

I doubt he's a spy, although he may be; for this reason, I'm voting Shalashaska. Nothing personal, I would't have voted for you but this guy seems preeety sure of himself.

[Ryanstorm]

Suspiciously sure perhaps?
Iball seems to be leading the bandwagon, perhaps using his confidence to convince people to pick off those he wants gone?

[Iball]

Suspiciously sure perhaps?
Iball seems to be leading the bandwagon, perhaps using his confidence to convince people to pick off those he wants gone?

Yes, I have already said that it could be argued (as you have done) that I am a De Gaulle spy, choosing to sacrifice a colleague for the greater good. I have also mentioned that this is an extremely risky tactic, and the simpler explanation that I am reusing the tactic of deduction that worked last time, to win the game.

[Ryanstorm]

But of course you would say that if you were a De Gaulle
Of course you would also say it if you weren't
Hmm...
This will be more open to speculation once Shalashaska meets his inevitable demise and we can see what he is

[Small Fry]

To be honest, there'd be some sort of hint from the spies (see the hints at the person who did it before being a backstabber :p) if he had picked off one of his own.

[Smowy]

Alright Iball, i'll try my best

You voted for him on the first day. While not as closely related to Hick's death on the third day, it is probable that De Gaulle spies would vote for whom they mentioned in the thread (they have to have voted for someone that night). As a result, his name would have come up in the PMs, and this may be why he was picked out later.
If the whole "people keep randomly voting" is true noone would get killed - if I am indeed a spy maybe I'd vote for hicks but everyone else got one vote too, meaning no deaths. I see no reason why the spies would suddenly pick up on the fact I voted for hicks two days ago, why me? It looks alot more like bad luck to me than a name drop that resulted in poor hicks's death

Considering Small Fry was also name dropped by Smowy, another suspect, this I believe was the reason for the consequent lack of attack by the De Gaulle resistance last night.
All I did was quote the person, quite alot of people have quoted people, Im doing so now. Does this count as a name drop too?

There are a number of suspicious people now, most obviously those that defended harryashfield's guilt.
All my points at the time were valid - it was a shot in the dark accusing him in the first place imo.

Four people mentioned Glitch's name before he was killed: harryashfield, doctor_fruitbat, happy-go-lucky and Shalashaska.
Notice how I am not on this list, yet I still take priority in killing before all of these?

I think thats all of them.

[Urlosenged]

While I'm here, the fourth and final person whom I believe to be a De Gaulle spy, based on the limited evidence we have, is Urlosegend. He voted for Vercci (whom I believe to be a De Gaulle spy, such a vote therefore being disregarded by the others that night) but name-dropped Small Fry's name, something only De Gaulle spies need do. More importantly, he seems to have been the only person to mention Hicks' name the night before he was killed. Despite the fact that the other possible spies voted for Glitch and Littleshore (Smowy voting for Urlosegend, the vote therefore being disregarded that night) Hicks was also mentioned by harryashfield, which is why I believe he was successfully targeted that night. Furthermore, Urlosegend was skeptical about harryashfield's guilt.

Just 2 small points. 1: The person I "name-dropped" on day one isn't dead. And 2: you're using the fact that I was unconvinced of harryashfield's guilt as evidence? So because I wasn't entirely convinced by the very flimsy at best evidence against him must mean I'm a spy? It's also odd that nobody else has mentioned me as a possible suspect. Probably because there's absolutely no evidence at all against me.

I find it very strange that you'd openly accuse so many people with such rubbish evidence. Not saying you're a spy or anything, it's just weird, especially since you yourself say that the evidence is crap.

Since I have to vote, I'll go along with you for now and vote Shalashaska. Again I'm far from convinced though.

[Small Fry]

Another thing of course quoting is name-dropping you tool.

The name's there. You are talking about them. It takes no further effort to see than writing it yourself.

[Iball]

To Smowy, that's a fairly good rebuttal. Everyone name drops when they mention one name obviously, and another far less so: this is more clearly seen when people are posting one word messages to the game. You could accuse me of name dropping today, amongst others, but the fact is that back when you mentioned someone's name without needing to, barely anyone else did so themselves. This makes you suspicious, that's all.

It was a shot in the dark accusing harrashfield, this point towards your defence has been made, and indeed, I wouldn't accuse you based on this alone. The only reason you take priority (not that I'm going to lead a bandwagon, as I'll be surprised is I'm alive tomorrow) is that another member mentioned your name as well. It really doesn't matter which De Gaulle Spy is killed first, anyway, just so long as they all are.

Just 2 small points. 1: The person I "name-dropped" on day one isn't dead.

That's true, but since when did name-dropping automatically lead to a person's death? If it did, then it would be a very hard game for civilians! Seriously, though, 'werewolves' aren't always good enough to pick up on name-drops, which is perhaps why no one was killed that day?

And 2: you're using the fact that I was unconvinced of harryashfield's guilt as evidence? So because I wasn't entirely convinced by the very flimsy at best evidence against him must mean I'm a spy?

I am, yes. It all adds up, though obviously it's not the foundation of my argument. The foundation would be the fact you were the only person to outright mention Hick's name just before he was killed.

It's also odd that nobody else has mentioned me as a possible suspect. Probably because there's absolutely no evidence at all against me.

That is a slight exaggeration. The evidence is little, but it is there, and indeed if there was more I would currently be asking for a bandwagon against you. As it is, I'm sure in time either more evidence will unearth itself, either in your favour, or against it.

I find it very strange that you'd openly accuse so many people with such rubbish evidence. Not saying you're a spy or anything, it's just weird, especially since you yourself say that the evidence is crap.

As I said, I don't think I'll survive tonight. As a result, my hand has been forced.

[Smowy]

but the fact is that back when you mentioned someone's name without needing to, barely anyone else did so themselves.
Actually, if I see correctly, quite alot of people quoted others in that particular round

is that another member mentioned your name as well.
Please show me this

[Iball]

I personally think Smowy is much more suspicious with the defence of harryashfield.
Seeing as this round I feel that I have enough evidence not to bandwagon, I will not be voting for Shalashaska.
Being slow shouldn't condemn you, especially since there was so little evidence available at that stage and voting who to get rid of was little more than random guessing.

Here.

And yes, even I mentioned someone that day. But my point was that aside from the person you voted for, there was absolutely no reason to mention anyone else. The fact you did, is therefore damning.

[Smowy]

I quoted Small Fry because I was debating with him - Im pretty sure your post at the time was different from the one it is now, otherwise I would have quoted you. It also looks like argh also edited her post, meaning Small Fry was the first person to post about claiming that Harry had a strong argument against him. Therefore I quoted him.

Please do not condemn me for another person voting for me - I have no influence on who votes for me so I find it unfair you use this against me.

[argh]

I'm voting snip, because I have too much homework to read through everything, and I'm hoping they don't have a lot of votes.

Yes, I know I shouldn't be on at all, but thats when I thought there would be maybe a page, not 3

[happy-go-lucky]

'm voting Iball.
I am far from convinced that Smowy and Shalashaska and Urlosenged are spies, and I find it very suspicious that he would try to lynch them on such a small amount of evidence. Vercci I am less sure about, but still am not convinced either way.
Another reason I am suspicious is that he is so determined that everyone is lynched in the order he has stated. Maybe this is because he wants one to be lynched and the spies to kill the second? Actually that might be too obvious.

Anyway - please think about it before voting for people Iball has named. Look at the evidence for yourself, rather than going along with it because he seems confident.
And think about how suspiciously he is acting as well.

[Iball]

Please do not condemn me for another person voting for me - I have no influence on who votes for me so I find it unfair you use this against me.

Oh, no, I'm not using it against you at all. It's just it's hard to get someone lynched if ten people are all arguing for different people to be lynched. Better I placate someone else and ensure a bandwagon today.

But yes, otherwise, you make some good points. If I survive, I'll reconsider the evidence. After all, it's highly possible I'm wrong, and that some De Gaulle Spies (and malcolio) are having a good laugh. But there you go, really: that's the fun of the game. I'm just happy to have worked out one De Gaulle spy!

I'm voting Iball.
I am far from convinced that Smowy and Shalashaska and Urlosenged are spies, and I find it very suspicious that he would try to lynch them on such a small amount of evidence.

Another reason I am suspicious is that he is so determined that everyone is lynched in the order he has stated. Maybe this is because he wants one to be lynched and the spies to kill the second? Actually that might be too obvious.

Oh yeah, I agree. I wouldn't even have mentioned it all if I hadn't been forced: had I felt I could survive tonight, I would have stuck to Shalashaska, and otherwise kept quiet, against my usual habit!

However, I think you've got the wrong impression by my post mentioning all four people I think are suspcious. I don't care which order they're lynched, and indeed if future days provide stronger evidence against one, than it would be illogical to vote against someone else.

Did I mention I'm probably going to die tonight? Sure, the De Gaulle Spies could target someone else to make me look guilty when I survive, but that seems difficult, considering there's been name-dropping all over the place. We'll see. I understand why you're suspicious, and I would act the same, but I would just ask you be patient and wait for me to die tonight, before deciding to kill me.

EDIT:

Also, I've been stupendously outspoken today, which goes counter to any sensible De Gaulle plan. As before, this could be a huge double-bluff or something like that, but isn't it simpler to assume that I'm just a Communist Resistance Girl desperate to get my theories heard before my untimely demise (and has a penchant for speaking too much to satiate)?

I'll be annoyed if it turns out you're a De Gaulle Spy :p

[swarfegahead]

argh, for being above me.
I'm still not quite sure enough to join the Shalashaska bandwagon.

[Iball]

Because the day is nearly at an end (and I'm going to bed soon myself) I thought I'd just formally ask for people to vote for Shalashaska.

There's isn't a majority at the moment, so I'm repeating my request to those that have voted for myself or other likely suspects to switch to Shalashaska, and wait until tomorrow to vote for your original choices. For those that can't make up their mind, that's entirely understandable!

[Smowy]

so thats settled i guess? i dont get lynched tonight, and if iball survives we'll debate some more

[Shalashaska]

Jesus I missed a lot. I'm too lazy to count up the votes but I don't think I'm getting bumped tonight. Only thing, for parts of this I'm pretty sure Iball is pulling facts right out of his ass, like the fact that I acknowledged the suspicisions on harry, which I at no point did.

He's using blocks of text to make himself and his views on the game seem more credible, but, as I said, he's getting some of them from nowhere.
Just look at the evidence yourself, don't just take him at face value.

Also he's completely opened up the Spies to namedrop because of all his ruckus.

[argh]

What the fuck. Shalashaska

[Ryanstorm]

Despite everything Iball has said I still think Shalashaska is innocent
As he urges you to change your votes to get him bumped off, I urge you to do otherwise

[Ozzylator]

Shalashaska

[Mudkipz]

Shalashaska, not to sound lazy it's just, theres so much reading to catch up on whats happened. I may aswell just jump on the inevitable bandwagon and pay more attention tomorrow.

[Shalashaska]

It seems I may be fucked.

[malcolio]

ACT 6

SCENE 1

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

The café is filled with the shouts and cries of the COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS, arguing furiously at each other. RENÉ stands behind the bar bewildered while EDITH and YVETTE tries to clear tables of glasses and plates. MIMI, seeing Edith trying to empty a table which is being hotly argued over by three girls, sidesteps over to the bar.

MIMI
René, when will these communists stop shouting? They are arguing like spoilt children!

RENÉ
With the communists, everything is equal. They are all equally idiots!

MIMI
Well, I don’t see why I can’t kill them all! Even if it means hurting my fellow de Gaulle sisters, they would gladly die to put down the red scum! [Bangs counter loudly.]

RENÉ
Yes, well, I always make it a point not to murder my customers. I am a capitalist, so money has to come first! Now you calm down, with Louise in jail this lot will surely give up and go home!

MIMI
Very well, maybe you’d like to use my pent-up emotion another way? [Nods suggestively to the backroom]

RENÉ
(Seeing Edith still trying to clear tables from around shouting communists)OK then, one more girl screaming won’t hurt. Come on!

René and Mimi rush to the backroom without the crowd noticing.

INT. BACK ROOM - EVENING

Mimi closes the door behind them and the two embrace.

MIMI
Oh René! I want to stroke you, kiss you, feel you and make love to you so that we are like a volcano, bursting with power!

RENÉ
Oh, dear little Mimi! So much passion bottled up in such a small container! If only I could skim off the excess, maybe sell it as an aphrodisiac. It would come in handy with my wife…

The two are startled from a loud cry that comes up from the café.

RENÉ
That noise, I hope Edith is not about to sing, it will just get the girl’s blood up!

After a pause from the noise comes the sound of loud applause.

RENÉ
(Sags with relief)
No, it can’t be her. We better get back though, something is happening without me being involved for once!

The two end their embrace and run out of the room.

INT. RENÉ’S CAFÉ - EVENING

LOUISE is in the center of the café, surrounded by the Communist Resistance Girls who are all happy to see their leader return. They are grouped around her, attentively listening to her tale. René and Mimi run out of the back room to join Edith behind the counter.

LOUISE
(Mid-flow)
…so after I feigned ignorance of English and spat at their translator they threw me in with some Germans. Thought it would frighten me! Hah! Two seconds and those pig dogs were cowering in their breeches, which meant I could easily use my hidden dynamite in my brassiere to blow a hole in the wall and escape! I was just lucky the British scum did not frisk me.

RENÉ
Ah, I imagine they have already heard of how often French girls have been frisked already.

LOUISE
So I escaped the town jail and hid out until it was dark enough to return. Of course in my absence I don’t expect you to have achieved anything, so perhaps tomorrow…

COMMUNIST RESISTANCE GIRLS
(Variance of)
Hey no, we’ve got someone, rhubarb rhubarb!

LOUISE
(Surprised)
Oh, right! Well done! So who is to meet their death tonight?

Cut to wider shot of café, with SHALASHASKA standing away from tight group, gun pointing at the communists.

SHALASHASKA
Not me, that’s for sure.

Shalashaska fires her gun at the group but amazingly the bullet misses and shatters a bottle of wine on the counter. The Communist Resistance Girls immediately scatter, diving under tables and chairs as Louise pulls her own gun out and fires back, quickly scurrying away as Shalashaska paces backwards, taking cover behind the piano. Louise finally dives over the bar counter after running out of ammo, Shalashaska stopping her fire and bringing silence to the café.

SHALASHASKA
(Surveys cowering girls)
Huh, ok. Bye!

Shalashaska runs out of the café, the door clanging shut making Louise poke her head above the bar. Seeing her gone she stands up, quickly joined by Edith, Mimi and René.

LOUISE
(Shouts)
You cowards, you let that de Gaulle scum get away to save yourselves! We are communists aren’t we? Everybody needs to sacrifice something for the common good, even their lives!

The girls pick themselves up of the floor, looking guilty.

LOUISE
Very well, Madame Ocelot may have escaped but from her swift moves I would say she is the senior spy that was in our ranks. So you should be glad that we are rid of that menace and continue your hunt for the other de Gaulle Resistance swine!

Louise spits on the floor, other Communist Resistance Girls violently spitting phlegm after her. Louise parts the crowd and swiftly walks towards the café exit, but stops, hesitates, and turns around.

LOUISE
Actually, maybe it’s safer if I go out the back way for now.

RENÉ
(Watches Louise walk into backroom, followed by the rest of the girls.)
I should really replace those windows in the backroom with revolving doors…

Summary:
Shalashaska was removed by the Communist Resistance Girls. He was the de Gaulle Resistance Senior Spy.
Nobody was removed by the de Gaulle Resistance Spies.
Day 7 has begun, it will end on Wednesday 10th March 12:00pm GMT.

[Littleshore]

Interesting..

[Vercci]

Could you explain this post for me, Vercci?

I'm naturally against joining a bandwagon unless I believe that they're a bad guy girl.


I meant what I did yesterday.
To answer your question, I abstained the previous day, I was kinda chuckling to myself to see who would get the joke about it. As for voting for you, you were a random name that I chose (Generic IBALL DIES EARLY), The only reason I swapped to glitch was because I saw someone voted for you, and guess who that person was?
it's pib/glitch


As I said, I don't think I'll survive tonight. As a result, my hand has been forced.

And yet you survived? Fuck, this looks so much like malcolio's trick from earlier games.

I'm not ENTIRELY convinced about you, so I shall use my final Abstain

On a lighter note, at least the senior spy is gone.

[Urlosenged]

Nah way, it can't be that. If it was, there's no way he'd sell out the senior spy. The underlings perhaps, but the senior spy is far too powerful to sacrifice. As such, I think I'll vote Vercci.

[Ryanstorm]

Holy crap he was the senior spy, it seems the band wagon was correct once again
I find it odd that Iball is still alive though, but surely that would be too risky a tactic?
I shall decide who to pick after more thought on this

[Iball]

Wow! The only reason that I think I survived that night was that there was a clash between those thinking "Iball's identified two of us currectly - kill him before he gets any more" and those that were confused by the rediculously large amount of posts.

I'm drawing a blank slate on my theories, and will let someone else lead the accusations from now on...until I get home and can access my table I've drawn up, at any rate.

Thanks to everyone who voted for Shalashaska. I'll admit I wasn't sure about his guilt, but I'm glad it paid off! Also, the fact he was a senior spy has made me rather less worried that I'll be lynched by everyone today! Two down, three to go!

EDIT:

Ah, hell, I accuse Urlosenged, for reasons I posted yesterday. If you like, I can type them out again. I'll add he was also cautious about Shalashaska's death, but that's an extremely weak argument, so barely worth mentioning at this stage. If anyone has better ideas, let me know and I'll change my mind. Otherwise, getting three in a row would make me very happy! :D

I don't think you're a spy anymore, Vercci, you'll be pleased to know. Incidentally, my name's been dropped several times today already: thanks guys! :p

Also, I'd be extremely interested to see who Ozzylator votes for today, considering he has only ever voted for Shalashaska before. Voting for a fellow 'werewolf' and keeping posts to one word responses are both ideal ways of keeping yourself alive in this game...

[Shalashaska]

Fuckers

[Small Fry]

You're dead. As in no control over your mouth.

So shut it dead guy, we beat you.

[Ozzylator]

Fucking knew it.

[Ryanstorm]

I've decided to vote Smowy again, as I don't really see much more evidence than there was last round
I'm tempted to vote Ursolegend as Iball seems to have the best guess about who's who, but I may as well stick with Smowy

[Small Fry]

He was being very defensive about the whole thing. Just to spice things up, so we aren't always following someone, I'll go for Smowy too.

[Turkey Sandwich]

I thought that would happen. The idea that Iball was double-bluffing was pretty far-fetched, considering how risky it would be. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he was the one who started the bandwagon against the first spy we unearthed? And now he's got another one, the senior spy no less. At this point a double-bluff would be ridiculously ambitious and risky, especially when you consider that there are still two counter-spies who could uncover the other spies quite easily now. It's always a possibility of course, but I just don't see it happening.

So, I'm willing to risk taking out any of the people he's suggested so far. And since it's the way the wind seems to be blowing, Smowy.

[friendly spoon]

wow, it's a good job i didn't come on yesterday, i would have changed my vote to iball. abstain for now. (not sure if i have one left but w/e)

[Iball]

Smowy

[argh]

What the shit, I like deaths. Smowy

[Littleshore]

Smowy not just bandwagon, I had my doubts with you a while back..

[happy-go-lucky]

Ok, I was wrong about shalashaska. Still think smowy isn't a spy though.
And I am still suspicious of Iball. He may have thought someone would remember Malcolio's ploy before, of selling out a spy to seem credible, so sold out the top spy. This would make him seem even less likely to be lying, allowing him to bump off a couple of us before people got suspicious. I'm not saying he's certainly a spy, but if Smowy is lynched and turns out to be a civilian then I would urge you all to be very suspicious.
Not going to vote yet though

[Iball]

And I am still suspicious of Iball. He may have thought someone would remember Malcolio's ploy before, of selling out a spy to seem credible, so sold out the top spy. This would make him seem even less likely to be lying, allowing him to bump off a couple of us before people got suspicious.

Erm, no offence, but that's a tad unlikely, isn't it? As you say yourself, hypothetically, I would perhaps be able to kill a few people before being found out. Considering that would lead to there being, what, a dozen Communist Girls left, and only two De Gaulle Spies, neither of whom are the leader, even a best case scenario here is shockingly bad play, considering from that theory, I've purposely taken out two of my colleagues.

Also, even before I hypothetically decided to kill the spy leader, you had mentioned malcolio's ploy. That in mind, my 'great plan' had already been revealed. Making it even more incredibly risky. Clearly I've come across as a reckless risk taker on these boards...

Oh, and another thing: I did all this, but didn't bother to name-drop anyone at the same time? I'm a shockingly bad De Gaulle spy to not help kill anyone in 4 turns out of 6, really. If I think of any more reasons why I'm innocent, I'll let you know here.

Thought of another one: surely my fellow De Gaulle's would be rather outspoken against me, seeing me sell them all out? At best we've had cautious responses to my accusations so far.

I suppose I'll just do what I did last time: worry that I'll be lynched, killed tonight, and that the bandwagoned will turn out to be innocent. :D

[woodchip50]

god i wish i could talk. :(

[Smowy]

but if Smowy is lynched and turns out to be a civilian then I would urge you all to be very suspicious.
Not going to vote yet though

Start being suspicious around now. You're only shooting yourselves in the foot, theres no evidence against me since I disproved all other claims. Enjoy being sheep.

[Ryanstorm]

Just for the record, as I think Iball is a valuable asset to the resistance, I think it was probably me who started the Smowy bandwagon

[Smowy]

Just for the record, as I think Iball is a valuable asset to the resistance, I think it was probably me who started the Smowy bandwagon

Irrespective of the shepherd, you're all still going to look rather silly when the the day is over.
Of course there's nothing I can do now, other than say look at the facts, but of course you probably didn't notice that so dont worry, bandwagon for people cos someone else said so.

[Littleshore]

Why would we look silly? You are going to get lynched because you are one of the more suspicious characters in this game. We are Communists, being individualist doesn't get you anywhere but the gallows That was all for you malcolio

[Smowy]

Why would we look silly? You you are going to get lynched because you are one of the more suspicious characters in this game. We are Communists, being individualist doesn't get you anywhere but the gallows That was all for you malcolio

If Im "the most suspicious charecter" then why is there no evidence against me?
Sorry for having my own view, I'll be sure to substitute it with yours next time :rolleyes:

[Littleshore]

There won't be a next time. You have sacrificed your life for the better communist future of the world. If you are a true believer, your name will be honored. If not, you serve as a warning to the capitalist pig-dogs of the west!

We look again to the East, where the sun rises, and no longer to the West, where it sets.

[Smowy]

You have sacrificed your life for the better communist future of the world.

Not really, I've been murdered for defending someone with no evidence against him

If you are a true believer, your name will be honored.
It fucking better be

[Ozzylator]

Smowy

[Littleshore]

Not really, I've been murdered for defending someone with no evidence against him


DO NOT QUESTION THE WORKERS WILL

No evidence, but he turned out to be a spy anyways..

[Smowy]

No evidence, but he turned out to be a spy anyways..
Luck will only get you so far.

[Littleshore]

Counterspies will get us the rest of the way..

[Smowy]

Not if they create such a huge thing about accusing people, thus making them obvious targets, and obviously not if they start lynching innocents

[malcolio]

Why would we look silly? You are going to get lynched because you are one of the more suspicious characters in this game. We are Communists, being individualist doesn't get you anywhere but the gallows That was all for you malcolioThanks for that. :D I'm having writing block about the narrations so far, the sexual innuendo is coming quite hard now...if you know what I mean. Hopefully I'll update the last Day's narration and do tomorrow's, as it kinda ruins the story I've got going otherwise...

[Littleshore]

No, but then we must be sure the person who have been marked is innocent..

[happy-go-lucky]

Uugh ok Iball has convinced me that he's not a spy. I still think you are all making a mistake with Smowy.

Pleeease listen to me this time?

voting littleshore as he has no votes so far as i know

[malcolio]

OK, my overdue narration for the previous day is now up, for those interested. Likelihood of me putting up the next narration in time...very unlikely!

[swarfegahead]

We got the Senior Spy? I think that rules out any suspicions of IBall being a spy anyway! Again, I'm not going to join a bandwagon just for the sake of it, so I shall use my second abstain. Think I have one left.

[doctor_fruitbat]

I'm not convinced about Smowy, nor Iball, so I'm voting swarfegahead on the basis that he is above me.