Vending Machine Game (Part 2)

[Luna_1985]

This is a continuation of the last vending machine game. New machine, so get your stuff out to put in.

If you're new to the rules, here's how it works:
[Person 1]
Puts in a shoe

And the next reply will be
[Person 2] Person 1 Receives a shoelace
(Leave a blank line for readability)
Person 2 puts in a computer mouse


And it goes from there.
So let's get going:
I insert my webcam

Lizzardis receives a usb microphone

Luna puts in a tape dispenser

[Lizzardis]

I was the last to post...Now I'm the first! (Not counting OP)

Luna receives Secret document containing all the worlds glory!

Lizzardis inserts envelope!

[Luna_1985]

Lizzardis receives same envelope with wax seal on it and a heavy letter inside postmarked May 8th, 1839.

Luna puts in a pair of scissors

['Ello Guv'ner]

Luna gets a rock and some paper.

I insert a coat hanger

[Stains]

'Ello Guv' Recieves a rather scruffy suit.

I insert Adolf Hitler's 'Stash.

[vaughan]

Stains recieves a fascist dictator

I insert indifference

[Luna_1985]

Vaughan gets back meh...

Luna inserts a bottle of perfume

[Hydralisk]

Luna receives aftershave!

Hydralisk puts in a lottery ticket...

[Zebra]

Hydralisk receives 10 pounds and a bottle of beer (cant go wrong)

Zebra inserts a fake moustache

[Luna_1985]

Zebra gets back a fake beard

Luna puts in a bag of banana chips

[captain caveman]

Luna receives poker playing monkey.

Captain Caveman inserts side of beef.

[Luna_1985]

Capt. Cavemen receives the front of a chicken and the rear of a pig.

Luna_1985 puts in her Flat Eric plushie

[captain caveman]

Luna receives Flat Beat

CC inserts bowling pin:eek:

[Luna_1985]

CC gets back a clear bowling ball with a rose in the center of it

Luna inserts a glass of ice water

['Ello Guv'ner]

Luna gets ice

I insert a Hyundai Battery

[captain caveman]

Guv recieves electric shock

CC inserts grenade pin

[Luna_1985]

CC gets back a profiterole with countdown timer already in progress

Luna inserts her telephone from work.

[captain caveman]

Luna receives phone handset with cut cord.

CC inserts CV

[magsie o skaw]

captain caveman recieves... a boot to the head

magsie inserts his work boots

[Luna_1985]

Magsie gets back a pair of white go-go boots

Luna inserts a Sharpie marker.

[mat-tracteur561]

Luna receives an advert for malcolm in the middle

Mat-tracteur inserts receipt for PC

[Dakano]

Mat-tracteur recieves a €4.78 refund.

Dakano inserts Live at the Apollo DVD

[magsie o skaw]

dakano recieves a barrel full of laughs

magsie inserts a pair of adidas sambas

[Dakano]

magsie recieves some nike football boots

dakano inserts this post.

[Mooke]

dakano receives reputation

Mooke inserts a santa hat

[Dakano]

Mooke recieves a christmas present.

I fart in the machine.

[magsie o skaw]

dakano recieves a gas canister

magsie inserts a Toshiba USB 4-Port Multi Hub

[SquallLeonheart]

Magsie o skaw recieves a USB Floppy Drive

Squall Inserts a reel of dental floss

[magsie o skaw]

Squall receives a set of false teeth

mnagsie inserts a marshmallow

[TheMattfish]

magsie receives camp fire.

TheMattfish inserts new volleys.

[magsie o skaw]

TheMattfish recieves nothing as the vending machine rejects your payment

magsie o skaw inserts some carbon molecules

[arw360degrees]

Magsie Recieves A Pencil Lead

arw Puts In A 'Real Duck-Faced Popeye'

[magsie o skaw]

arw360degrees recieves a popeye dvd box-set and a duck

magsie inserts the dragons from dragons den

[TheMattfish]

You receive Bruce Lee

TheMattfish inserts a slinky.

[Mooke]

TheMattfish receives a set of stairs to push a slinky down

Mooke inserts the David Bowie song life on mars?

[TheMattfish]

Mooke receives Kooks.

TheMattfish inserts drawers from ikea that have yet to be built.

[magsie o skaw]

TheMattfish recieves some un cut timber

magsie inserts a calander

[AppleLiz]

Magsie receives tim curry from the 80s

appleliz inserts a japanese sweatshop worker

[Mooke]

appleliz receives 129 jumpers, and finds only £1.20 is missing from his pocket

Mooke inserts 4 meters of rope

[Dakano]

Mooke recieves 4cm of string.

Dakano inserts a catapult - pre-loaded with ice-cream