View Full Version : DATQA: Part 2
Dakano
22-04-2009, 07:59 PM
Don't answer the question posted above you, same as before.
Check the archives if you're confused.
harryashfield
22-04-2009, 08:01 PM
Good evening. Your name is?
Dakano
22-04-2009, 08:02 PM
Mr Blobby
Who ate all the pies?
Nimblewright
23-04-2009, 08:31 PM
The CEO of Coca-Cola
What would Jesus do?
Dakano
24-04-2009, 09:06 AM
Look under the fridge, I swear it's got my hair.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Nimblewright
24-04-2009, 03:08 PM
Master of Puppets
Who's the current Danish Prime-Minister?
Jimmy
24-04-2009, 03:25 PM
An anti-inflammatory for your right leg.
How do you get to Tipperary?
Drattigan
24-04-2009, 04:29 PM
On the piano, I think. Actually, it might be an organ.
What is your position here?
Nimblewright
24-04-2009, 05:11 PM
Oh that's easy, e^(i*pi)+1=0
Dude.... what was that all about?
Dr Bender659
26-04-2009, 09:41 AM
well, answer is 2x6+7-1=6X3
Is this correct?
Dakano
27-04-2009, 07:53 PM
chicken, chips and choc ice
Vercci
28-04-2009, 03:13 AM
NO QUESTION TO NOT ANSWER FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Caps lock or Shift?
'Ello Guv'ner
29-04-2009, 03:50 PM
Enter
Can i has cheez burger?
Dakano
29-04-2009, 06:25 PM
Hot Dog
who do you think you are?
Dr Bender659
02-05-2009, 10:48 AM
sorry, I has to go to london
where is batman?
Have you tried turning it on
Windows or doors?
Dakano
02-05-2009, 03:44 PM
Parakeets.
I can has cheezburger?
Dr Bender659
04-05-2009, 01:13 PM
duh duh, err what are you taking about?
can you go to facebook and play street racing?
the last sheika
04-05-2009, 01:26 PM
The pope can.
How do I get her to like me?
Dr Bender659
04-05-2009, 01:37 PM
drugs are bad, ok
which word I should use?
Dakano
04-05-2009, 03:15 PM
#
where's the loo, i need to go pee!
mat-tracteur561
05-05-2009, 12:39 PM
I have a lvl 66 Charizard if you want
So hows it hanging?
Fish are friends not food
How many licks does it take till you get sick of licking my feet?
mat-tracteur561
05-05-2009, 12:45 PM
V8 chevy
Who is this guy over here?
Dakano
05-05-2009, 02:25 PM
Yorkie: It's not for girls!
What is missing from this question
mat-tracteur561
06-05-2009, 12:02 PM
SQUADALLAH
Are we here?
Dakano
06-05-2009, 07:26 PM
Mah boi.
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
'Ello Guv'ner
06-05-2009, 09:26 PM
The trucks are too tight.
If you are driving a train when will it crash horribly?
Dakano
25-05-2009, 02:27 PM
Go! Squirtle!
Coke or Pepsi?
Mooke
26-05-2009, 08:15 PM
10'o clock this evening
do you need help with anything?
Dakano
26-05-2009, 09:11 PM
58.7
Where's the leak ma'am?
Mooke
26-05-2009, 09:42 PM
that's what she said!
would you like a soothing cup of tea?
Dakano
27-05-2009, 12:23 PM
Finland and Norway make an excellent Sweden sandwich.
What is 2 add 4?
adrenaline
27-05-2009, 12:29 PM
Try a bit harder and it will work. Kay.
What trees are available for retail?
Pinky`
27-05-2009, 02:41 PM
Play-Doh.
What's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?
Dakano
27-05-2009, 05:50 PM
PK Fiyah!
Where can you find the Tower of Pisa?
adrenaline
27-05-2009, 06:15 PM
grated carrot mounds.
why?
SquallLeonheart
27-05-2009, 07:16 PM
Cheese Bagels
Can I talk to cress?
Mooke
27-05-2009, 10:01 PM
42
why are my fingers oozing red liquid?
arw360degrees
28-05-2009, 03:16 PM
My Matress Is More Soiled Than Usual!
WHY!?
magsie o skaw
30-05-2009, 04:32 PM
Marble Peak
why does the grass grow?
TheMattfish
02-06-2009, 05:23 PM
It's getting closer...
If I hit the ground at this speed, will I survive?
Dakano
04-06-2009, 05:43 PM
Spam Up! For an anniversary!
Who gives their partner spam for their anniversary?
arw360degrees
05-06-2009, 09:15 PM
Him! He Stole My Purse!
Can I Taste Blood?
Magic Noodles
05-06-2009, 09:23 PM
...and a Happy New Year!
Tell me, Clarice – have the lambs stopped screaming?
adrenaline
06-06-2009, 01:04 AM
Haha look, it really does move when you poke it. Kinda jiggles i suppose
Cup?
Dakano
06-06-2009, 08:03 AM
I had two apples, then I ate one. Then I threw up.
Why does it always rain on me?
arw360degrees
06-06-2009, 10:36 PM
Yellow... No, Blue!
Who, In Their Right Mind, Wears Short Shorts?
magsie o skaw
07-06-2009, 11:44 AM
Find Your Soulmate Homer
What is The air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Mooke
07-06-2009, 11:57 AM
hehe, you said swallow (best i could do)
what is the last thing you hope to do before you die?
TheMattfish
17-06-2009, 02:51 PM
They gave me an Anal Vasectomy.
Where can I buy a decent, well made pair of shoes at an affordable low price?
Dakano
26-06-2009, 09:16 PM
The fridge.
Ya put the hoohoo in the thingydink and then twist the wotsit 90 degrees into the bingybob. Easy, huh?
'Ello Guv'ner
26-06-2009, 09:43 PM
About £2.50.
What are those Blue Remembered Hills?
Dakano
03-07-2009, 09:50 PM
Haha! Water beats fire.
Where did I put my giraffe?
sulta
04-07-2009, 05:32 PM
Could be a kidney stone.
Have you seen a doctor?
Dakano
09-08-2009, 10:16 AM
Peas in a pod.
How did you get my pin number?
Mooke
09-08-2009, 03:10 PM
i've seen better excuses from blind geese with a tendency to explode
when was the last time you saw a goose explode?
GazzyW
02-11-2009, 09:03 PM
With a lead pipe in the billiard room.
Have you lost The Game?
Nimblewright
02-11-2009, 09:36 PM
That depends, the african or the asian.
How many replies has this thread had so far?
arw360degrees
03-11-2009, 07:25 PM
Yo, Nimblewright! I respect you and I'mma let you finish but...
Do people with photographic memories remember everyone having red eyes?
Elbowman-iac
03-11-2009, 07:32 PM
Trick question. It's impossible for anything to be both!
Why does the circumference =pi x 2r?
Dakano
03-11-2009, 07:42 PM
BLOBBY! BLOBBYBLOBBYBLOB! BLOOOOOBBBBY!
Is that a photo of a butt?
Magic Noodles
03-11-2009, 07:52 PM
Singing sensation Micheal Buble!
Pot? Super? Which?
Trickian
08-11-2009, 07:11 PM
Dry-roasted beef.
Why do I have flippers?
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