help! advice on a girl who has a crush on me and I have a crush on her!

[blimpie]

alright here goes, I have a crush on a girl and she has a crush on me how do I ask her out?

[Emubas]

"Hey, want to go out?"

[stav]

"hi, want to try this thing called anal sex?"

[glitch]

my seduction technique usually involves chloroform, a large knife, and salmon. i recommend it.

[Jay]

oi, slag, get on this

[Paradigm^]

as an act of kindness, i give you - for free! - my very best para pickup line:

you have beautiful skin

it would look better on my bedroom floor

please appreciate what i have done for you here! you will go far with this, my son

[Paul12345]

"You must be from the West Indies cos Jamaican me crazy!"
"Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?"
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it's enough to break the ice."
"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
Call her over with your finger "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with 9 more."

[Smokey]

You do know that you're supposed to be frightened of rejection and not acceptance right? Man up and ask her to go for a coffee or whatever the kids are doing nowadays.

[stav]

"lets skip the pleasantries and get to you sucking my cock"

[piemastermike]

climb aboard

[Smartie]

What flavour is the crush.

Is it raspberry?

It's raspberry right?

God, I hope it's raspberry.

[jonffm]

"Have you lost your virginity? ...Oh....well, can I play with the box it came in?"

[Mooke]

if you know she has a crush on you, you should be chatting up another girl until the first one snaps and either asks you out or tries and kills girl two...

it sort of works... except some just stop talking to you and end up crying in there rooms for weeks on end... well, actually it doesn't work, but means you have two girls who hate you as the second realises what you've done...


you could just make the rather crap 'chat up' lines (if you could call them that) instead...

[livewirekitty]

What flavour is the crush.

Is it raspberry?

It's raspberry right?

God, I hope it's raspberry.

What happens if it's the orange flavored crush?

Ask her to spend a day hanging out with you.

[captain canuck]

Thread needs more Vulcan Pickup Lines :p

"If indeed one’s physical appearance were capable of instigating the death of an individual, you would be capable of complete annihilation of a species."

[Nuclear Spoon]

hey bebe im swe wana fuck

[Porphyrogenitos]

Inb4 jyfihp.*




*In fact, I am merely suggesting jyfihp. By preceding my comment by inb4 I attempt to dissassociate myself with the pure and unadulterated immaturity of saying jyfihp, albeit barely. Insomuch, if this suggestion turns out to be effective, I can say that I suggested it first, though if it does not, I can say that I was merely pre-empting the immaturity of others. Safe. I hope has been entertaining and informative. The effort required to write cogent prose was gargantuan, as I am in fact drunk on the internets, lol, as they say.

[piemastermike]

stick it in her pooper

[Nox__]

Stick it in her ear.

[stav]

show her your penis then say "want to be the conductor of my train?"

[Midget]

poop it in her sticker

[Purple Wabbit]

Hey wow people have been mistaking HT for the Bin again isn't that absolutely hilarious?

No. No it's not. Stop it.