Your Ideal Mate

[Elessar]

Whos your Ideal Mate/Partner? Give pics if possible.

NO BOOBIES PENISES OR FANNIES

Some credit goes to Zekey for this thread

Mine is Leanne Wilson from CASUALTY...mmmmmmmmmm ;)

[mr jones]

erm, as said in other thread, ideal girl would be a typically party surfer chick
and my ideal male partner would be in a rock band, loong hair, likes to drink beer and rock out. strong but can be gentle behind closed doors, very funny witty clever, but not to smart, and likes to have fun

woo :)

[scram]

Foxy.

Obviously.

[Cor A Feild]

Transexual for me.

[Elessar]

Or Keira (Elizabeth Swann) from Pirates Of The Carabean(SP?)

[mr jones]

iit has to be mr.depp when it come to that film. he is my ideal pirate man :D

[Elessar]

Indeed Johnny is very funny in that movie..:) But I dont want to shag him.

[Cor A Feild]

What a handsome man. Mmmmm...

[Elessar]

I dont think he's a transexual though

[Elessar]

Pinkerbell=:o

[Cherokee Red]

Originally posted by Elessar
Pinkerbell=:o

STFU FFS!
keep it up you'll find yourself banned.

on topic:
I'd say about 5"7/8, blue/green eyes, light brown hair, and a smile. Without the smile, i'm not interested. it's the first thing i notice.

oh and here's what she'd look like ;) (well it's close enough:p )

[AnG3L]

http://www.marshall-arts.co.uk/images/pink2002.jpg http://www.azimut2001.com/images/sfondi/attori/johnny_depp_01.jpg

[AnG3L]

Are u following me again.. ehehe jk.. but yes we do.. :P i love pink.. and alicia keys.. both fine!

[mr jones]

MMmmMmmmm tasty picture...

http://www.hostultra.com/~vampfiles/piratesscript2.html - for dedicated fans of the film...

[AnG3L]

oi.. i LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

[mr jones]

mmmm.i could post pictures of him all day. but i'd rather have him :D
what makes it better s i have a friend who could be his twin they look that identicale. woo to 'pirate tom' :D

Depp stole the film as swashbuckling Captain Jack Sparrow, a role he based on Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones.
i didnt know that!

[psychohamster]

My ideal mate would have brown hair, stand about 5'3 to 5'8 feet tall, have a wonderful personality, be unselfish, caring and kind, not to mention the perfect body with eyes the color of the winter sky at dawn. Good thing i already have her.

[Leftit]

You're a lucky man! A girl whose height varies that greatly is hard to find!

[Evilone]

this is a stupid thread

*cough*

[Elessar]

Evilone, if it's that stupid, don't post here.

[squealpiggy]

My ideal mate is about 5'9, blue green eyes, intelligent, Canadian, a teacher... OK so it's my wife. Yeah I know I'm a softy but I don't care.

[foxy]

That is so sweet,

Mine is my favourite man from England

Love you Scram (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=25486)

;) naked and playing the guitar what else could a girl ask for?

[ZekeyLizard]

Thank you for posting that Foxy.


Now every time I see Scrambled post I will think of that picture and stare blankly into the universe.:shock:


(bbbbllbbb)

[scram]

Originally posted by foxy
;) naked and playing the guitar what else could a girl ask for?
You tell me.

[Urks]

Hmmm the perfect woman....

No vocal cords, 3 feet tall so she doesn't have to get on her knees, flat head to rest my beer on, and boobs on the back for dancing. ;)

Since that will never happen I will settle for Eliza Dushku. :)

[eleanor]

meh kicks j00 :-/

[squealpiggy]

My ideal mate is on the left, my ideal mate's sister is on the right...

[Tedd-Z]

My ideal mate would actually look at me without screaming!

*sigh* I can wait...

[Panto]

I know she's been mentioned before, but she's just so...so...bootiful.

[mr jones]

my ideal real life mate is leaving cornwall in 6 days:( im gonna miss him so muc.

[terrorbite]

If anyone saw Big Brother 4 (UK), then Nush is my most ideal girl ever.

Weird, fun, nice voice and laugh, a bit hippy-ish...

Not to mention Nush is gorgeous.

[l33t k1w1]

This might be off-topic, but it's the first thing that came into my head.

A few years ago, I came up with 'The Challenge'. Simply, they had to name 10 people of the opposite sex that might have an interest in me.

There were conditions that they had to adhere to (such as location, age, etc).

The general concensus is that 'my sights are too high'. Then again, I'm not choosing them. Aren't I?

[darkling]

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/darkling/justinone.jpg

edit: mmm Rocky Marshall...http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/darkling/ed.jpg

[Elessar]

Originally posted by Panto
I know she's been mentioned before, but she's just so...so...bootiful.


She's DAMN HOT!!! :p :p

[smong]

well for moi erm i dunno some how would just be there for me and not say i prefer being friends <-- i hate those words:(

[oppernaR]

Mine!
too bad she lives far, far away though...

[Skater_kin]

i already found mine!
LellyKelly muah!

[Cakey]

Aww it's me bubby Gary

http://mysite.freeserve.com/boardavatars/images/4-picture3.gif

[Pigabuff]

As long as I find her atractive then I don't care what my partner looks like. I'll love her all the same.

... yes, I'm a softy :rolleyes:

have to say though,I don't like scrony women. Full bodied, that's the type for me (does not mean fat! :mad:, just not thin as a stick!). Can't think of a good example at the moment though, sorry.

[Kharysma]

Well, this is my first post and I'm kinda a n00b about the whole thing but I'm skoo's girlfriend (yes yes yes I AM real) and I wanted to say that *he* is my ideal mate! :)

He's funny, witty, charming, good looking, and quite the gentleman. Not to mention the British accent..... Sorry ladies, I'm not sharing! ;)

Anyhoo I just wanted to post and say hello to all his friends and fans. *waves* And a special hello to AnG3L who has been so nice to me. Thanks!

[terrorbite]

Originally posted by Sassy
Well, this is my first post and I'm kinda a n00b about the whole thing but I'm skoo's girlfriend (yes yes yes I AM real) and I wanted to say that *he* is my ideal mate! :)

He's funny, witty, charming, good looking, and quite the gentleman. Not to mention the British accent..... Sorry ladies, I'm not sharing! ;)

Anyhoo I just wanted to post and say hello to all his friends and fans. *waves* And a special hello to AnG3L who has been so nice to me. Thanks!

Welcome Sassy!

[bigmother]

my ideal mate would be brad pitt... in a dress

[smiley clown]

how disturbing.

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by Sassy
Well, this is my first post and I'm kinda a n00b about the whole thing but I'm skoo's girlfriend (yes yes yes I AM real) and I wanted to say that *he* is my ideal mate! :)

He's funny, witty, charming, good looking, and quite the gentleman. Not to mention the British accent..... Sorry ladies, I'm not sharing! ;)

Anyhoo I just wanted to post and say hello to all his friends and fans. *waves* And a special hello to AnG3L who has been so nice to me. Thanks!

My dreams are shattered :(

[misty de muerte]

I would say that the amazingly witty Father Mahoo Hoo Shaboo would be my ideal partner, well from what I know. If he is, say, dark blonde with blue eyes, about 5'9" and as kick ass as his forum posts, I'd have him.

Someone hook me up.

With the Father.

No-one else.

Little help Colonel?

[moog]

heh do i look like cilla?

fmhs is anyone's for the low low price of your eternal soul and hat collection

call now and we'll even throw in a small wicker donkey

thats 1-800 DATEFMHS

call now

[misty de muerte]

Heard you had connections, tis all.

By connections, I mean to the Father. Swoon.

If I cannot get the Father I will have to have, as my ideal partner, the Father.

You have a problem on your hands.

[moog]

ah but the father is a taken man

BY ME

now YOU have the problem my dear

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

Colonel!

how dare you ruin my streed cred by outing me.

again.

now the kids will call me "gayey gay gay gay" and look at me funnier...

ah that stolen night in sheffield

[misty de muerte]

Is it true Father (swoon) that you are indeed taken?

If so, Colonel, let us address the issue of when I shall receive the wicker Donkey of which you spoke.

Oh, and I hate you.

But not the Father.

[moog]

this one is obviously wise in the way of the FMHS scriptures

why have our paths not crossed before?

also i hate you, but i hate your mother more

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

Originally posted by the colonel
this one is obviously wise in the way of the FMHS scriptures

why have our paths not crossed before?

also i hate you, but i hate your mother more

a may have taken you home to meet my mother colonel, but you've not met this one...all in good time, hmm, sometime in April?

Freaky ass shit if you ask me.

[misty de muerte]

Indeed it is true, I already have a claim over the Father. Thus I win. Erm, yay.

Meh.

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

You wish.

I, like the moon, am so far out of reach but to a precious few who have the time, and money.

[moog]

or the inclination

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

yes...tis true....I am a slag.

a hot slag.

[misty de muerte]

Erm, I kinda wish I'd never started this now.

p.s. How slaggish??

[Father Mahoo hoo shaboo]

Note to self: shut-up Misty

[Hydralisk]

BACK ONTOPIC

She'd be 5ft 11", not fussy about hair color, nice ass, good legs + big tits (obviously) and bottomless amounts of cash!

that'll do me fine :)

[eleanor]

Originally posted by Sassy
Well, this is my first post and I'm kinda a n00b about the whole thing but I'm skoo's girlfriend (yes yes yes I AM real) and I wanted to say that *he* is my ideal mate! :)

He's funny, witty, charming, good looking, and quite the gentleman. Not to mention the British accent..... Sorry ladies, I'm not sharing! ;)

Anyhoo I just wanted to post and say hello to all his friends and fans. *waves* And a special hello to AnG3L who has been so nice to me. Thanks!
I think we all married skoo at some point on the old forums as he is a god around these parts :)

welcome! :D

[Kharysma]

Tee hee. Well I hope you all enjoyed it cuz your honeymoons are over! The real life skoo is all mine! ;)

Thanks for the welcome.

[Shnooks]

I'd stealzor Johnny Depp from you.

He'll sweep me off my feet and take me to wherever he lives, and we'll live happily ever after.

But, it'll never work, because he has two kids. (I said that to ruin everything, btw).

[NIGHTCOW]

My friend nearly got the part of Peracles, Brad Pitt's gay lover in Troy :) :)

For me i'd say about 5'5, greeny eyes, curly brown hair, lovely smile...

oh hang on, that'd be my ex then, (dammit :( )

[oppernaR]

Originally posted by Sassy
Tee hee. Well I hope you all enjoyed it cuz your honeymoons are over! The real life skoo is all mine! ;)

Thanks for the welcome.

Give our skoo back!!!

[Kharysma]

lol I am not holding him captive. skoo's just been taking a lil break from the forums. He'll be back soooOOooooon! :) Promise.

[Pigabuff]

Originally posted by Sassy
lol I am not holding him captive. skoo's just been taking a lil break from the forums. He'll be back soooOOooooon! :) Promise.

so what are you doing with/to him? ;)

(and welcome :))

[Kharysma]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.....;)

[Ashling]

on a purely physical thing my person would have a really lovely smile, nice eyes and hair, and be tall (tall is a must), fit... and be pretty good looking I guess

personality wise they would be funny, smart and nice... all the usual...

but altogether it would just be whether I am attracted to them all not. Love works in complicated ways :)

[Kari]

My ideal mate is my boyfriend... yeaaah, cheesy, but dammed true.

Seconds are Brandon Boyd and Johnny Depp. Gaaaaaaaawd.

http://www.celebritymalemodels.com/celebs/brandon_boyd/bb04.jpg

http://www.celebritymalemodels.com/celebs/brandon_boyd/bb09.jpg

[Scotty dude]

My good friend, but shes 19 and im only 14 but i love her anyway :)

[Wolverine]

i dont have a pic, but,
Cute with a good body
love of video games
Love of me
a little short
really cute
cute
funny and smart as sh** (she's a friggin genius)
and mine

the best part is, she is my girlfriend!

[darkling]

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/darkling/elvis.jpg

[donkey_pie]

Christopher Eccleston.

http://img.stopklatka.pl/filmowcy/01800/01855/0.jpg

and I *think* I'm straight, but I don't care..

Alyson Hannigan.

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/may2/alysonhannigan_150x207.jpg

[Magpie]

Darkling has stolen my god/future husband

:(



EDIT: ach and christopher Lee.


Double EDIT: and scotty Guy's dude is actualy quite hot in a "pick up stoned at reading kind of way"

[GorillaBearBear]

I love this pic
*swoons*

[Scotty dude]

him hehe