PlayGirl

[Spammy]

Okay this one is mainly for the ladies, but it's more of a general observation of the preverted kind! Has anyone ever read Play Girl?! How much more naked is it!? I mean... hello dicks everywhere!!! It's not the best of porn...
I mean ladies, are you turned on my pictures of random men with there *ahem* assests dangling about?! With some cheesy caption under it like "Damion is very fisky today" I must admit I'm not!
sooo whats everyones thoughts on this... why is play girl more dirty and whats the point of it!?!?!??!!?!
*sneaks another peek* ooh 11 inches!!! ahhahaha!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Spammy

I mean ladies, are you turned on my pictures of random men with there *ahem* assests dangling about?! With some cheesy caption under it like "Damion is very fisky today" I must admit I'm not!


Neither am I. I bought one once and decided i would save my money the next time.

too cheesy :(

[katox]

I personally think women get seduced more by having a stimulated mind - being told what you would like to do with her(not in a harsh way:P...unless that's her thing) rather than image alone.


:) Edit: That make any sense?

[Rogue]

Originally posted by katox



:) Edit: That make any sense?

Yeah it does :)

I think personality matters a lot to most women (and guys too..but more so for women). I mean, all guys (including the complete idiots) have penises. But not all of them are funny/smart/romantic etc.

I cannot feel any romantic feelings for someone just based on their body alone (with a few possible exceptions).

[CheHamstera]

Jeeze people! do you know anything about pr0n for the ladies?

1. girls are not turned on by cocks, large, small, or otherwise. they look like uncooked chicken breasts at the best of times.

2. gay men are tunred on by cocks, which is why gay porn is very explicit and leaves nothing to the imagination. as with straight men, most would rather see the goods than anything more subtle.

3. therefore(play) ;) ladies much prefer not seeing everything. we go for rippling pecs and oiled bods over meat and two veg.

ladies - do i hear a hell yeah!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by CheHamstera
Jeeze people! do you know anything about pr0n for the ladies?

1. girls are not turned on by cocks, large, small, or otherwise. they look like uncooked chicken breasts at the best of times.


Well sometimes they are nice when attached to the right person. Otherwise i would tend to agree with you.

[Spammy]

Originally posted by CheHamstera

ladies - do i hear a hell yeah! [/B]


HELL YEAH!!! you said it sister!!! hahaha!

[Ashling]

HELL YEAH!

[Sorcha]

Hell yeah!

Talking dirty is so much more fun than looking at a pale banger.

They just don't look right to me. Sometimes I wonder if when God was creating man, he needed to finish up quickly and just grabbed any random left over piece of something and stuck it on. Seriously, think of one on a lamp post. It doesn't look natural!

:rolleyes: Anyway, I'll shut up now.

Once more for emphasis: Hell yeah! :twisted:

[moog]

Originally posted by CheHamstera
2. gay men are turned on by cocks

i do love the cock :(

[Spammy]

Originally posted by the colonel
i do love the cock :(


well thats officiall ive posted the "gay coming out" thread! hahaha! thats a *ahem* brave confession squite! hahaha! or is ur urs u love?! haha!

[moog]

oh bless your heart

but you realise that at some point i would have had to be 'in' to come 'out'

you're probably the only person on the board that doesn't know i'm a big ol gay

[qooki]

I dont know any girls who read playgirl. They all read forum, which i have to admit is pretty steamy (but no pics :( - unless you include the adds at the end). I think girls prefer mental imagery (foreplay of the imagination) rather than pics of blokes nekid... for some reason it seems to have a more powerful affect.

[stav]

Originally posted by the colonel
oh bless your heart

but you realise that at some point i would have had to be 'in' to come 'out'

you're probably the only person on the board that doesn't know i'm a big ol gay

:o you're gay?

[Ziptnf]

like this guy?

mr. depp?

http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/p146.jpg

[foxy]

Originally posted by Rogue
Well sometimes they are nice when attached to the right person. Otherwise i would tend to agree with you.

:)
I agree hon

sometimes *ahem*s are a rather nice thing... and they're fun...

[MrPete]

Originally posted by qooki
foreplay of the imagination ... for some reason it seems to have a more powerful affect.

I love that phrase. Having been on both sides of the ship, I agree that seeing it all (unless on a very fit guy) just doesnt leave anything to play with in your mind.

Sometimes I look at myself and think "that's it". Nothing to lead yuor mind into thinking "I wonder what's under there..." or something like that.

*blush* :D

[squealpiggy]

If I had known that the colonel was gay I would never have said he was handsome!

;)

My wife tells me that Playgirl's appeal is that it is funny and cheesy rather than it being particularly arousing. Women are turned on by baffling things such as personality, not by understandable things such as boobs (or fleshy columns for our pinker friends).

So that's it, when she has a night in with her friends they look at playgirl and giggle about it before talking abut shoes and dresses or whatever it is.

Another interesting thing about women, when they have a girls night in they bake cookies and things to take round and the hostess provides alcohol. Blokes don't do that. They take around alcohol and the host provides nachos. And alcohol. No blokes that I know would get out a porn mag if their mates came round either. That's just a bit weird.

[Dr. Dodge]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
Blokes don't do that. They take around alcohol and the host provides nachos. And alcohol. No blokes that I know would get out a porn mag if their mates came round either. That's just a bit weird.


The way it should stay too. Football Cars beer and Women (archtypal Bloke talk). Bu back on topic Porn mags for guys aren't that good either.

[CheHamstera]

well, to be fair, whether you're into men or women, everyone prefers the real thing rather than a 2D version with staples down the middle :)

i like your comments on the gender gap squealpiggy. you've got it spot on.

... and how did this become a thread about Colonel?

oh yeah, very easily :rolleyes:

[moog]

i'm gay?

[Loveli]

You're gay?!

And here I thought I was going to be the proud mother of your children.

My hopes and dreams are shattered.

[djkt007]

Originally posted by Pinkerbell
That man is the most beautiful creature to ever walk the face of the Earth... :shock:

Agreed most definently. And a note on topic: don't really much care for naked people of any variety. Scantily clad men are nice though.

[Gin&Tonic]

i'm a girl, and i'm straight, but i still prefer playboy (or it's top-shelf newsagent's equivalent:D) to playgirl. and i also agree that, for the most part, women don't get aroused by pics of penises flopping all over like turkey gizzards!!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by squealpiggy
Women are turned on by baffling things such as personality, not by understandable things such as boobs



a bad/non-existent personality is not fun to be around for long even if the perosn in question is very good looking.

they say one of the biggest sex organs is the mind. I think they might be right (in some respects)