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[Amazing Morris]

The reason for this title is because I will be ranting about various Europop artists.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
They make me so angry.
First and foremost I hate TATU
I know that being Russian is nothing to be ashamed of after all one in ten of us are indeed Russian in some shape or form but that is no reason to make shitty music.
Secondly I hate the Cheeky Girls
Although they were technically created in the UK I still hate them and would happily egg their cars :weebl:

Perhaps I should suggest that these two groups fight to the death. Who would win?
Either way one group would be dead and the other imprisoned!
Problem Solved.

Thanks for listening
Peace out

[ReAction]

The fact that you spelled the word 'at' with the symbol '@' made it very difficult to read your rant without thinking the word 'bullshit.'

Believe what you want, but if you're just ripping on bands that in your opinion suck, then don't post a new topic on it. Wait for some idiot that actually likes the band to post a topic about it (which will happen sooner or later) and then bitch about it as much as you want.

or don't, see if I care.

[PiesInTheory]

I think it's fine that we diss artists, well they aren't really artists, that are that horrible. I think tatu would win. I don't know why.

[Jeff The Jiff]

i dont hate europop because i dont listen to it. simple.
you dont like something, you ignore it.

[GorillaBearBear]

I agree with Reaction. I find it hard to take this thread seriously. It reads like there are huge chunks missing, for example:I know that being Russian is nothing to be ashamed of after all one in ten of us are indeed Russian in some shape or form but that is no reason to make shitty music.


Just doesn't make sense. What the hell has them being Russian got to do with it. I'm fine with people bitching about bands they hate but I wish, I just WISH they'd o it coherently.

Other than that I agree with you. THe cheeky girls especially suck.

[Rhaeven]

Jesus Christ man, you don't NEED to be coherent when bitching about Europop! it's so blatantly obviously shat that you can just say 'Europop' and that's a valid argument.

[PiesInTheory]

True that is what it has come to. It makes me sad that people I know listen to it. I wish I could help them...somehow...

[Amazing Morris]

Oh well! Points take everybody.

Here are some more of my opinions on music from Europe which are not as full of blind rage as the previous one.

1. France - Laughable, couldn't take it seriously but Air are alright.
2. Germany - Quite scary.
3. Spain - Meh, latino in general is good but not when it is on the mass market or used to promote football.
4. Denmark - Whoa! Aqua and Junior Senior, only to be listened to when stoned.
5. Norway - Mixed feelings, on one hand there is A-Ha who are rubbish and dated but on the other hand there is Royskopp (can't speel that sorry) who aren't that bad.

more countries will be reviewed later.

[Jeff The Jiff]

Originally posted by Amazing Morris
2. Germany - Quite scary.
German pop is quite scary. but i like some german bands like Faust and Rammstein.
and french pop is awful, but french electronica like Air and Daft Punk aint too shabby.

but hey, is UK pop any better other than not being in some weirded out euro language?

[Fruiterian]

Try American pop.

-shudders-

[PiesInTheory]

You got that right! I have to listen to that crap all the time!

Ugh...England answered Britney Spears with Kylie it seems, but who's left to pick up after the rest of the garbage left in america? Only in america can hilary duff make a record. That is just sad.

[PiesInTheory]

"ick!"

I don't mind thoughtful instrument driven pop, but anything you can dance to is crossing into the abyss that is pop music. Play some michelle branch, I'll be rocking for hours. Actually, I don't even mind Shakira. But N'sync?

Hey, nothing wrong with that though Pinkerbell. Everyone get's to listen to whatever they want to listen to.

[MU||37]

Originally posted by Fruiterian
Try American pop.

-shudders-

No shit, huh. Pop in general is shit. It's burns my ears.

[Pod]

TATU are russian ain't they?

[PiesInTheory]

I don't really know, I thought it was somewhere in europe around here, but I'm not sure (nor do I care though)

[Amazing Morris]

Ahhh just thought!!

I missed out Turkey
Truly the epitomy of evil pop
Luckily it mostly stays in Turkey but unluckily it keeps me out of Turkey and my sightseeing urges must be repressed.

[grotbox]

Originally posted by Amazing Morris
Secondly I hate the Cheeky Girls
Although they were technically created in the UK I still hate them and would happily egg their cars :weebl:

They live in Rye, East Sussex. My friend works in a cafe there and dropped ice cream on one of them. Heh.