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Mudkipz
19-03-2004, 07:35 PM
Got any cheese chat up lines?
or been told any cheesy ones?

heres my worst

I lost My number can i have urs?
Fox
19-03-2004, 07:38 PM
joker :)


ok heres mine..

"has anyone ever told you, you have really beautiful eyes?"
Discus
19-03-2004, 08:16 PM
"Do you suck c*ck?"

This one tends NOT to work quite as effectively as others.
Beez
19-03-2004, 08:19 PM
Mine is

"You have 206 bones in your body but would you like another one in you?"
weeling bad?
20-03-2004, 12:13 AM
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What, when i fell from heaven?
Me: No, when you were beat with the ugly stick!/fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches!

Me: So, how's the chlorofoam this time of year?
Her:...................
djkt007
20-03-2004, 12:16 AM
(ok- my friend's crush has ADD, so I made up a little pick-up line for her to use on him)
If you're ADD and I'm subtract, let's get together and multiply!
weeling bad?
20-03-2004, 12:18 AM
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What, when i fell from heaven?
Me: No, when you were beat with the ugly stick!/fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches!

Me: So, how's the chlorofoam this time of year?
Her:...................
Pwnage
20-03-2004, 09:33 AM
delete a post,

mine is:

me: are your legs tired?
her: no...why?
me: because you've been running through my mind aaaall day.

and the rejection line is:

her: yeah i was trying to find a brain cell
Beez
20-03-2004, 10:27 AM
That one sucks, Your never going a girl like that use my chat up line, No it dosen't work but use it anyway
Pwnage
20-03-2004, 12:08 PM
no...urs is just siiiiick an i've used mine and it worked, REAAAAL NICE!
Mudkipz
20-03-2004, 01:25 PM
now the reason of this thread is that

none of these chat up lines work!


(s.e.x is like maths Add the bed subtract the clothes divide by the legs and multiply!)
Pwnage
20-03-2004, 02:18 PM
owned
titanic
20-03-2004, 02:59 PM
your breasts look nice can i buy you a drink?

me.... will you have sex with me?

her.... NO!!!

me..... rape it is then


(sorry for the last one)
Tik
20-03-2004, 03:43 PM
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
kat_gurl
20-03-2004, 07:09 PM
chat up line?

do you believe in love at first sight? or do you want me to walk past again?

or there is this

go to a bar and ask for a glass of ice, go up to comeone you like put the ice in front of them and smash it, then say
"now i've broken the ice, what do you want to talk about?"



btw this is my first time in a forum so i dont quite get them yet
Pwnage
20-03-2004, 08:13 PM
i know about the ice one, it's good. well done.
Beez
20-03-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Pie-Badger-Man
now the reason of this thread is that

none of these chat up lines work!


(s.e.x is like maths Add the bed subtract the clothes divide by the legs and multiply!)

ROFLMAO!!!!, I'm going to be using that now....
TusksRUs
20-03-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Beez
ROFLMAO!!!!, I'm going to be using that now....

no Beez, you see. its old and nobody likes it and it kind of kills the object of a chat up line :rolleyes:
kat_gurl
20-03-2004, 08:46 PM
thinkin bout it wot is the point of chat up lines? who exactly likes them. then again it does bring up good conversation.
KualaLumpur1997
20-03-2004, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Fox
joker :)


ok heres mine..

"has anyone ever told you, you have really beautiful eyes?"

I used that once, it nearly worked. I'm still after her.
And she will be mine.
Mudkipz
20-03-2004, 09:20 PM
why do people use chat up lines?
they never work for me....
well when im drunk...