Embarrasing Celeb Crushes!!

[Gin&Tonic]

OK 'fess up. We all have/have had scary and wrong crushes on celebrities/film characters.
Post pics here! And a little explanation if you like.
Best 'fess up meself then:eek:
Used to fancy Gary Rhodes dodgy haired BBC chef
when I was 15. But I'm over it. I'm over it. I hope

[gopherboy]

When i was 11 I wanted Rusty Lee to sit on my face. :D
http://www.mrbdamien.co.uk/images/rustylee.jpg

[donkey_pie]

Mike Myers in the 'Austin Powers' films and a little bit in 'So I married an axe murderer'. Yeps..

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/p/Powers_Austin/sq-austin-hey-3rd-movie-newl.jpg

[Magpie]

those of you who come on irc will ofcourse know of this from my long rants and accounts of dreams.

but for those who don't.

I'm quite partial to Dracula, to The Old Laird, to The Sexy Wizard

my one and only

Mr Lee

[magic_pea]

I used to watch her on Watch Dog in awe. :eek:

Presenting to you - Alice Beer.

[Dr_nwa]

i have had a thing for newsreaders and weather girls for quite some time.
sophie raworth makes the 6 o clock news all better...

[magic_pea]

She was number 1 in the top 10 hottest news girls in Zoo weekly!....

[Shnooks]

here's a guy I obsessed over for 3 years - and YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS!

(his name is craig montoya, and hes the bassist in the band EverClear)

[Humphro]

I have a strange thing for Susannah from the BBC's "What not to wear".... not sure why.

[spefflycakes]

ok, i know theyr cartoons, but bambi's not bad 4 a deer, and that foot stool and the chip in beauty and the beast rnt half bad till they turn back into a dog and a small child. and come on, how way more attractive was beast untill he became mr poncy git princey dude? and aladin. phwoar. ok ill go back to the institute now....

[oppernaR]

The woman I've been soooo obsessed with before the series went horribly wrong: Gillian Anderson
Damn I love her!

[QuasarEinstein]

Originally posted by Shnooks
here's a guy I obsessed over for 3 years - and YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS!

(his name is craig montoya, and hes the bassist in the band EverClear)

You smartass college f**! ;)
What a band. The only three guy I come even close to turning for.

[Rogue]

For a long time i had a huge crush on rowan atkinson. I think i have grown out of this phase.

[streety]

It is hard to admit it but I used to have a huge crush on The Chuckle Brothers. "to me...to you...to me...to you"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/competitions/chuckle_bros/chuckle_bros_270.jpg

* all information contained in this post is not true and was typed to get "cheap" laughs

[Zoidy]

Originally posted by Streety
"to me...to you...to me...to you"

when you said that in that post it made me think of others things rather than the two moving a wardrobe about;)

[darkling]

Originally posted by Streety

* all information contained in this post is not true and was typed to get "cheap" laughs
it worked.. :D

and as for me...
http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/darkling/jareth.jpg
i was eight...

[streety]

I better put down my real crushes...

The Sweet Vally High Twins
http://www.srn.it/sweetvalleyhigh/svh408.jpg

Alex Mack
http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/liveaction/alex%20mack/images/larisa%20smile.jpg

Kelly Kapowski
http://www.x-entertainment.com/stuff/kelly3.jpg

I expect some flaming :rolleyes:

[Dr-Electro]

Ok, Goldie Hawn.
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif
I'm betting 85% of you or more are too young to have ever seen Rowan and Martin's Laugh In. She's almost as old as I am now, but she's still hotter than her ugly daughter.

I know a male humanoid (will never call him a man or human ever again) who has a horrible fixation on the Olsen Twins!!! Somebody call his mama, he needs a whuppin'!!http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

[moog]

Originally posted by darkling
it worked.. :D

and as for me...
http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/darkling/jareth.jpg
i was eight...

nowt wrong with a bit of dave

[donkey_pie]

Originally posted by Rogue
For a long time i had a huge crush on rowan atkinson. I think i have grown out of this phase.

Oh dear, I did to. In Blackadder, the Elizabethan one only. Maybes it was the cod piece... :p

[smiley clown]

hmmm

Kate Winslet is pretty fine but thats not really embarassing is it........

[spefflycakes]

ah yes. black adder. and david bowi (scuse spelling) in labrynth (again, scuse sp) i must shamefully admit i agree only too greatly...

[Panto]

Originally posted by Streety
I better put down my real crushes...


I didn't watch SVH much but I totally wanted the other two. I also kinda had a thing Clarissa Darling:


http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/Entertainment/Clarissa/bell.gif

[terrorbite]

Hmm, embarrassing eh...

Juliet from Dogtanian :D
Debbie Martin from Neighbours
Clarissa from Clarissa Explains It All
Harmony Parker from The Queen's Nose
Philippa Forrester
Lowri Turner

[djkt007]

SOOO him!

[bleecher]

lowri turner emmmm emmmmmmmm :P

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[djkt007]

I LOVE this pic

[Gin&Tonic]

i always thought Romy from 'Willy Fogg' was pretty. i think i just wanted to be her though. she's a princess dontcha know.

but i moved on to gary rhodes.:p

[Dr-Electro]

Any heterosexual male who does not at least acknowledge that Melissa Joan is at least cute lives under a rock and has never seen a television. Go look up her Maxim photos, dudes! Wrrrrrowrrrr!

[bleecher]

one step ahead :D aswell as some nice beech piccys :P

[djkt007]

Perhaps the wrong place, but...who is Melissa Joan Hart? Please don't hurt me...I don't have a TV!

[bleecher]

here she is:


probably not the best picture :)

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[terrorbite]

It'll do for me :D

edit: It used to be a pic of Melissa Joan Hart, I swear!

[bleecher]

Originally posted by terr0rbite
It'll do for me :D

lmao, 5 knuckle shuffle later is it?

[terrorbite]

Originally posted by bleecher
lmao, 5 knuckle shuffle later is it?

I'll just assume that means what I think it does...

[bleecher]

Originally posted by terr0rbite
I'll just assume that means what I think it does...

what, a game of thumb war :)

[Dr-Electro]

Even the worst pictures of Melissa are better than almost anybody else's best pictures. She is a lovely girl. (dammit she got married) Some people criticized her for her candid answers about sex and drinking in Maxim magazine.:rolleyes: Some people need to grow up, she did.

[bleecher]

yeah alot of ppl need to grow up, i mean shes like 28 or somin now, wtf of course she can drink n stuff

[edit] pic removed by the colonel and you went and got yourself banned, silly

[Dr-Electro]

De Debil made me do dis:

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/melissa_joan_hart/gm_l1.jpg

[terrorbite]

I like this pic of her:

[bleecher]

/me dribbles

[Greg]

I used to have a crush on-

http://www.healthyweightforkids.org/coloring/snuffleupagus.gif

I am now a furry. Let us yiff like rabbits.

Just kidding.

No, really, I was joking. Please believe me.

Damnit.

[Gin&Tonic]

this is swiftly turning into a 'melissa joan hart appreciation thread'...

...still...
...you gotta give the lass credit...

:eek: blimey love, you'll catch your death!:eek:

[Greg]

Snuffleupagus, get out of my bed.

[bleecher]

snuffleupagus u slag, i thought u said u ended it with greg *sniff* your stuff will be on the lawn

[streety]

I wanna know why Bleecher keeps posting pics of Gay porn...

[bleecher]

Originally posted by Streety
I wanna know why Bleecher keeps posting pics of Gay porn...

how the hell, did you come to that conclusion ??

[streety]

The images that you are hotlinking to show a picture of gay porn. Maybe the site that hosts these images don't allow hotlinking and you just see a "dummy" image.

I had trouble like this before where I posted an image of Christina Milian and in the forum it appeared as some poo porn.

[bleecher]

lmao, it looks ok this end though, oh well :/ unintentional

[NIGHTCOW]

Yer all I got was gay porn as well...and I didn't understand who's bits were whose:( :( :(

ontopic: Carol Smilie did it for me...oh yes she be fine

[old man of aran]

Leah Remini! What a beauty! Almost as cute as my (x-)gf :D

[Cjw]

Someone really needs to remove that gay porn pic...:eek:

[soron]

i agree please remove it its gross:eek:

[moog]

all sorted, panic over, go back to work

[Space Prawn]

How wrong is it that I have a crush on all of The Corrs?

[BigShimmeryWall]

Does that include Jim?

[[murray]]

Alex Mack had it goin on ¬_¬

[streety]

Originally posted by [murray]
Alex Mack had it goin on ¬_¬
I am glad it wasn't just me then.
They way that she could turn into a puddle. *sighs*

[Scribbly]

Originally posted by oppernaR
The woman I've been soooo obsessed with before the series went horribly wrong: Gillian Anderson
Damn I love her!

Mmm x-files :)

Originally posted by djkt007
I LOVE this pic

Why on earth haven't I got a snatch/lock stock poster yet? *makes note* without doubt best comedy ever

[Rogue]

heh i used to have a crush on leonard nimoy. Now that is embarrasing especially taking into account the recent debut of his 'bilbo baggins' music video on the world wide web.