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*titanic* · 18-05-2004, 11:34 PM

so first we beet them at rugby

then we discover we invented the boomerang

but to top it all off i just witnessed the english beeting there world record for ramp jumping whilst towing a caravan by a full 30 feet!

whoes up for proving that we sent all our kangaroos over there first and we invented them?

BlueberryMuffin · 19-05-2004, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by titanic-weebl
so first we beet them at rugby

then we discover we invented the boomerang

but to top it all off i just witnessed the english beeting there world record for ramp jumping whilst towing a caravan by a full 30 feet!

whoes up for proving that we sent all our kangaroos over there first and we invented them?

first, we've been thrashing you for years with a team made up of players from only 1/3 of the states.

2nd no you bloody didn't. there is such a thing as parrallel evoloution of ideas.

3rd WTF?

4th shut up.

I do believe there is an unwritten rule about not targeting specific groups. i'd insult your country but a) i'm not like that about sport and b) i'd be insulting a majority of my family and a majority of the forum members.

btw, i don't see you with pie-flavoured chips.

astral · 19-05-2004, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titanic-weebl
so first we beet them at rugby

then we discover we invented the boomerang

but to top it all off i just witnessed the english beeting there world record for ramp jumping whilst towing a caravan by a full 30 feet!

whoes up for proving that we sent all our kangaroos over there first and we invented them?

Even so, I know where I'd rather live...

*streety* · 19-05-2004, 01:14 PM

I think I know where I would rather live too...
Natelie Imbruglia here I come

*jonffm* · 19-05-2004, 04:14 PM

Australia is one of the nicest countries in the world. Sure we beat em at Rugby...but when did we win anything before that? 1966, and that wasn't even in the same sport. I think we should face facts. We're pretty average at sports. We're not the best in the world at any sport, in fact we're not even in the top five in any, possibly barring Rugby.

Plus, Autralia being so nice, you would think someone who insults it would be living in Spain or somewhere really nice, but Birmingham?! Wtf?

PJ · 19-05-2004, 05:46 PM

id rather live in aus anyday its warmer theres less fights and there are hardly ever wars.

hoogiman · 20-05-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyFFmaster
Australia is one of the nicest countries in the world.

+ for you.

Anfd has this got anything to do with betting?

Marlowe · 20-05-2004, 09:39 AM

I saw the Caravan Jump and it was most amusing... however I don't think its really a matter for national pride. Woo I can jump further than you in a car and trash it, a caravan and numerous other cars at the same time!!! Big! Fat! Hairy! Deal!

Australians are a damn fine bunch of ex crims who are only annoying when they get drunk and feel the need to shout "OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE!" around certain pubs in Shepherds Bush. The country that invented the banana and strawberry smoothie deserves our full love and respect. And who cares who invented the damn boomerang anyway? Its a stick ... it comes back. It's a country I hope to emigrate to soon.

And its spelt A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A... if you are going to insult an entire country it helps if you spell it correctly unless you intend to make an amusing pun from it ... like Snoreway!

20-05-2004, 12:28 PM

Australia a.k.a cancer land...

You see, we actually have some O-zone above us...

I could go on about everyone there being the offspring of deported criminals, but I can't be bothered...

Welsh Pie · 20-05-2004, 03:48 PM

And the Australian's have The Australian Pink Floyd the best tribute band on the planet! (even though they live in the UK)

*dead* · 20-05-2004, 03:50 PM

ffs, what is this doing in s and b?

*titanic* · 20-05-2004, 10:59 PM

ok people can you not see a joke!

this all started after watching 5th gear seeing the caravan jump and thinking

"are we just out to find small obscure things we can beet the australians at?"

besides the australians didn;t invent the boomerang the aboriginals did

given a choice i would reather live over there!

did no one detect the sarcasm in the comment about the kangeroo?

i hate the internets non-ability to comunicate sarcasm

sorry if i offended anyone

18-05-2004, 11:34 PM	#1
titanic LICK ME! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: B B B Birmingham! Posts: 3,267	austraila HA! pile of tosh so first we beet them at rugby then we discover we invented the boomerang but to top it all off i just witnessed the english beeting there world record for ramp jumping whilst towing a caravan by a full 30 feet! whoes up for proving that we sent all our kangaroos over there first and we invented them? __________________ going to try and come back to you

19-05-2004, 04:14 PM	#5
jonffm SHUT UP, WESLEY! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Poole Posts: 4,905 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 249^th	Australia is one of the nicest countries in the world. Sure we beat em at Rugby...but when did we win anything before that? 1966, and that wasn't even in the same sport. I think we should face facts. We're pretty average at sports. We're not the best in the world at any sport, in fact we're not even in the top five in any, possibly barring Rugby. Plus, Autralia being so nice, you would think someone who insults it would be living in Spain or somewhere really nice, but Birmingham?! Wtf? __________________ Click me for Torres' Top 20 'Pool Goals. STTRRIKKEERR!

20-05-2004, 03:48 PM	#10
Welsh Pie I LOVE ANNA KOURNIKOVA Join Date: May 2004 Location: Cymru Posts: 525	And the Australian's have The Australian Pink Floyd the best tribute band on the planet! (even though they live in the UK) __________________ "Money, it's a hit But don't give me that do goody good bullshit" My Website \| My Blog \| My Forum

20-05-2004, 03:50 PM	#11
dead Make a plan to love me Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: it is secrit Posts: 4,446	ffs, what is this doing in s and b? __________________ What do you mean, "strangely" attractive?

20-05-2004, 10:59 PM	#12
titanic LICK ME! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: B B B Birmingham! Posts: 3,267	ok people can you not see a joke! this all started after watching 5th gear seeing the caravan jump and thinking "are we just out to find small obscure things we can beet the australians at?" besides the australians didn;t invent the boomerang the aboriginals did given a choice i would reather live over there! did no one detect the sarcasm in the comment about the kangeroo? i hate the internets non-ability to comunicate sarcasm sorry if i offended anyone __________________ going to try and come back to you

19-05-2004, 01:14 PM	#4
streety www.twitter.com/streety_ Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,542	I think I know where I would rather live too... Natelie Imbruglia here I come

19-05-2004, 05:46 PM	#6
PJ Auto Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Yer maa Posts: 2,848	id rather live in aus anyday its warmer theres less fights and there are hardly ever wars.

20-05-2004, 09:39 AM	#8
Marlowe Auto Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up North! ('Tis grim) Posts: 1,157	I saw the Caravan Jump and it was most amusing... however I don't think its really a matter for national pride. Woo I can jump further than you in a car and trash it, a caravan and numerous other cars at the same time!!! Big! Fat! Hairy! Deal! Australians are a damn fine bunch of ex crims who are only annoying when they get drunk and feel the need to shout "OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE!" around certain pubs in Shepherds Bush. The country that invented the banana and strawberry smoothie deserves our full love and respect. And who cares who invented the damn boomerang anyway? Its a stick ... it comes back. It's a country I hope to emigrate to soon. And its spelt A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A... if you are going to insult an entire country it helps if you spell it correctly unless you intend to make an amusing pun from it ... like Snoreway!

20-05-2004, 12:28 PM	#9
Sketch Guest Posts: n/a	Australia a.k.a cancer land... You see, we actually have some O-zone above us... I could go on about everyone there being the offspring of deported criminals, but I can't be bothered...