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25-10-2004, 06:11 PM
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Chat up lines!
Ello'
Right, post your best chat up lines here. The best one wins a internet donught.  Lets keep the content clean, nothing rude of offencive. Heres one: "Did you drop a bag of sugar or was that just your name!!!"  Ps. this is a improvement on a previous thread, it was loked because of peaple posting rude and offencive content. Lets Not let let that happen to this thread. Last edited by Brother jam Bob; 25-10-2004 at 06:28 PM.. |
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25-10-2004, 06:12 PM
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(Valve) Hammer Time
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"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
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25-10-2004, 06:24 PM
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Big Chief
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Location: where the polar bear roam
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"Nice arse! Turn around so I can say hello to you!"
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What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! How like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither. |
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25-10-2004, 07:23 PM
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I got the Xmas Jingle!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: next to the sugar.
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"you must be jamacan,'cos your jamacan me crazy"
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25-10-2004, 07:28 PM
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tings an dat
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: up in dis
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I'll give anyone a tenner who actually says one of these and means it seriously...
Because let's face it you'll be homeless soon |
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25-10-2004, 07:38 PM
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deploy the ninjas
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: My Den.
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Hasn't this been posted before a long time ago? Hmm I seem to remember it..
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25-10-2004, 07:41 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Council estate
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nice legs, what time do they open?
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25-10-2004, 09:17 PM
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Workshy Scum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Birrrkken-friggin'-'ead
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Alright love? get your gums around me plums
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25-10-2004, 09:27 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Yes.
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Would you like to go halves on a bastard?
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26-10-2004, 01:40 AM
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John Lenin
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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I so posted that one in the last thread. Thief!
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26-10-2004, 01:44 AM
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Im back for a while a day
Join Date: Oct 2004
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lmao that one could work, just use chloraform and voila!
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26-10-2004, 01:57 AM
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Ninja padawan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: England
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"I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school"
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26-10-2004, 07:35 AM
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(Valve) Hammer Time
Join Date: Nov 2003
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26-10-2004, 10:33 AM
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Sitting Waiting Wishing
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bed.At g.imperial Uni \o/
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ALl quotes im afraid...
If i could rearange the alphabet, id put U and I together. Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got Fine written all over you. BEST CHAT UP LINE EVER: M:Hi W:Hello Works everytime.
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26-10-2004, 12:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
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*Did the sun Come out or did you just smile.*
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