Cheesy Chat Up Lines! - weebls-stuff forums

Mudkipz · 19-03-2004, 07:35 PM

Got any cheese chat up lines?
or been told any cheesy ones?

heres my worst

I lost My number can i have urs?

*Fox* · 19-03-2004, 07:38 PM

joker

ok heres mine..

"has anyone ever told you, you have really beautiful eyes?"

Discus · 19-03-2004, 08:16 PM

"Do you suck c*ck?"

This one tends NOT to work quite as effectively as others.

Beez · 19-03-2004, 08:19 PM

Mine is

"You have 206 bones in your body but would you like another one in you?"

weeling bad? · 20-03-2004, 12:13 AM

Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What, when i fell from heaven?
Me: No, when you were beat with the ugly stick!/fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches!

Me: So, how's the chlorofoam this time of year?
Her:...................

djkt007 · 20-03-2004, 12:16 AM

(ok- my friend's crush has ADD, so I made up a little pick-up line for her to use on him)
If you're ADD and I'm subtract, let's get together and multiply!

weeling bad? · 20-03-2004, 12:18 AM

Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What, when i fell from heaven?
Me: No, when you were beat with the ugly stick!/fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches!

Me: So, how's the chlorofoam this time of year?
Her:...................

20-03-2004, 09:33 AM

delete a post,

mine is:

me: are your legs tired?
her: no...why?
me: because you've been running through my mind aaaall day.

and the rejection line is:

her: yeah i was trying to find a brain cell

Beez · 20-03-2004, 10:27 AM

That one sucks, Your never going a girl like that use my chat up line, No it dosen't work but use it anyway

20-03-2004, 12:08 PM

no...urs is just siiiiick an i've used mine and it worked, REAAAAL NICE!

Mudkipz · 20-03-2004, 01:25 PM

now the reason of this thread is that

none of these chat up lines work!

(s.e.x is like maths Add the bed subtract the clothes divide by the legs and multiply!)

20-03-2004, 02:18 PM

owned

*titanic* · 20-03-2004, 02:59 PM

your breasts look nice can i buy you a drink?

me.... will you have sex with me?

her.... NO!!!

me..... rape it is then

(sorry for the last one)

Tik · 20-03-2004, 03:43 PM

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

kat_gurl · 20-03-2004, 07:09 PM

chat up line?

do you believe in love at first sight? or do you want me to walk past again?

or there is this

go to a bar and ask for a glass of ice, go up to comeone you like put the ice in front of them and smash it, then say
"now i've broken the ice, what do you want to talk about?"

btw this is my first time in a forum so i dont quite get them yet

19-03-2004, 07:35 PM	#1
Mudkipz Ninja apprentice Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ebbw Snail Posts: 993	Cheesy Chat Up Lines! Got any cheese chat up lines? or been told any cheesy ones? heres my worst I lost My number can i have urs?

19-03-2004, 08:16 PM	#3
Discus Formerly Astir Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: North York Moors (Eee'up) Posts: 1,810	"Do you suck c*ck?" This one tends NOT to work quite as effectively as others. __________________

19-03-2004, 08:19 PM	#4
Beez Got some pie Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dorchester Posts: 1,470	Mine is "You have 206 bones in your body but would you like another one in you?" __________________

20-03-2004, 12:13 AM	#5
weeling bad? 3.14159265358979 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Behind you Posts: 173	Me: Did it hurt? Her: What, when i fell from heaven? Me: No, when you were beat with the ugly stick!/fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches! Me: So, how's the chlorofoam this time of year? Her:................... __________________ [56k syndrome]If I was insecure about the size of my penis, this would be an overly bright, heavily photoshopped image[/56k syndrome]

20-03-2004, 12:16 AM	#6
djkt007 Got some pie Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Brohio Posts: 1,138 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 175^th	(ok- my friend's crush has ADD, so I made up a little pick-up line for her to use on him) If you're ADD and I'm subtract, let's get together and multiply! __________________ I Write Science Fiction

19-03-2004, 07:38 PM	#2
Fox deploy the ninjas Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Den. Posts: 3,816	joker ok heres mine.. "has anyone ever told you, you have really beautiful eyes?"

20-03-2004, 12:18 AM	#7
weeling bad? 3.14159265358979 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Behind you Posts: 173	Me: Did it hurt? Her: What, when i fell from heaven? Me: No, when you were beat with the ugly stick!/fell down the ugly tree and hit all the branches! Me: So, how's the chlorofoam this time of year? Her:................... __________________ [56k syndrome]If I was insecure about the size of my penis, this would be an overly bright, heavily photoshopped image[/56k syndrome]

20-03-2004, 09:33 AM	#8
Pwnage Guest Posts: n/a	delete a post, mine is: me: are your legs tired? her: no...why? me: because you've been running through my mind aaaall day. and the rejection line is: her: yeah i was trying to find a brain cell

20-03-2004, 10:27 AM	#9
Beez Got some pie Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dorchester Posts: 1,470	That one sucks, Your never going a girl like that use my chat up line, No it dosen't work but use it anyway __________________

20-03-2004, 12:08 PM	#10
Pwnage Guest Posts: n/a	no...urs is just siiiiick an i've used mine and it worked, REAAAAL NICE!

20-03-2004, 01:25 PM	#11
Mudkipz Ninja apprentice Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ebbw Snail Posts: 993	now the reason of this thread is that none of these chat up lines work! (s.e.x is like maths Add the bed subtract the clothes divide by the legs and multiply!)

20-03-2004, 02:59 PM	#13
titanic LICK ME! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: B B B Birmingham! Posts: 3,267	your breasts look nice can i buy you a drink? me.... will you have sex with me? her.... NO!!! me..... rape it is then (sorry for the last one) __________________ going to try and come back to you

20-03-2004, 03:43 PM	#14
Tik The Bringer of Chaos Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Trawden, The Void of England Posts: 756	I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

20-03-2004, 07:09 PM	#15
kat_gurl Pie crumb Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: a house Posts: 63	? chat up line? do you believe in love at first sight? or do you want me to walk past again? or there is this go to a bar and ask for a glass of ice, go up to comeone you like put the ice in front of them and smash it, then say "now i've broken the ice, what do you want to talk about?" btw this is my first time in a forum so i dont quite get them yet __________________ blah